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		<title>Sisqo Inferno</title>
		<description>Here are all the divis that bands paid out this week... global sales dictated most of this week's returns, and Sisqo proved to be still hugely undervalued...17.6% - £3.14 Santana24.5% - £1.99 Sisqo10.5% - £1.78 'N Sync18.8% - £1.69 Destiny's Child15.... </description>
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		<title>NME 'On' Band of the Week</title>
		<description>It's THE STROKES... James Oldham, in today's NME says &quot;The Strokes couldnt' be more New York if they tried&quot;, and links them to Velvet Underground and Sonic Youth.It's nice to see the popular press supporting a band that we here at popEx have been cha... </description>
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		<title>Very interesting, and turns the whole Morrissey / NME thing on its head</title>
		<description>I had requested my byline be removed, but not exactly for the reasons the Morrissey camp are spinning... The piece was very critical and NME decided to tone it down, something I didn't agree with. They showed me several rewritten versions, some of wh... </description>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA... </description>
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		<title>I didn't realise Pete Doherty was in Folkestone tonight</title>
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		<title>M20 pile-up this morning</title>
		<description>Held me up on the way in to work, turns out it was the wife's cousin's car that was upside down in front of us on the motorway! His car was hit by a truck, no idea who was at fault yet, he is in intensive care but stable. Broken arm and leg and fract... </description>
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		<title>Good game, good game</title>
		<description>Bookmarklet / favelet turns any web page into a game of asteroids:Drag this bookmarklet to your bookmarks bar or a tab and start having some fun on other pages too!Tip: It works great to vaporize annoying ads.How to    * Steer with the arrow-keys.   ... </description>
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		<title>Temper Trap</title>
		<description>Temper Trap tickets The Temper Trap celebrate Christmas with a one-off show at the beautiful Koko in Camden. The Australian band returns for a full UK headline...</description>
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		<title>The Mighty Boosh</title>
		<description>Top notch cult TV comedy! Returns only now I think. Looking forward to this one a lot</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in London</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in London tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<description>Peter Kay tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Jamie Cullum in Nottingham</title>
		<description>Jamie Cullum in Nottingham tickets Jamie Cullum returns with new album 'The Pursuit' and his first full UK tour in 4 years! Jamie Cullum tickets are now on sale....</description>
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		<title>Michael Buble in ZÃ¼rich, Switzerland</title>
		<description>Born: 1975 in Burnaby, CanadaStyle: Jazz / PopCheck out: ?Crazy Love? ?Call Me Irresponsible? Michael Buble in ZÃ¼rich, Switzerland tickets Michael Bubl returns with his new album, Crazy Love and highly...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in London</title>
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		<title>Jamie Cullum in Birmingham</title>
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		<title>Michael Buble in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
		<description>Born: 1975 in Burnaby, CanadaStyle: Jazz / PopCheck out: ?Crazy Love? ?Call Me Irresponsible? Michael Buble in Newcastle Upon Tyne tickets Michael Bubl returns with his new album, Crazy Love and highly...</description>
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		<title>Hard Rock Calling 2010 - Stevie Wonder</title>
		<description>Hard Rock Calling 2010 - Stevie Wonder tickets Hard Rock Calling returns with another stunning headliner. Seattle grunge legends, Pearl Jam have been confirmed to headline Hard Rock Calling Festival 2010.Secure yourPearl...</description>
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		<title>Don Giovanni in Venice, Italy</title>
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