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		<title>Zoo thousand and HATE!</title>
		<description>The Zoo Thousand Port Lymne festival sounds like  the festival was awful, no-one really has a good word to say about it at work. At least two of the headliners did not play (but as the headliners were Athlete and Dizzee Rascal) that's not necessarily...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Zoo thousand and HATE!&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/30/37650217_22498dd96a_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE%21</link>
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		<title>Tsk</title>
		<description>It's the John Lewis furniture that is rustic, the Habitat furniture is all web2.0 style clean lines and curvy corners...Clare got a &quot;place&quot;, winnings were less than the cost of putting the various bets on, but we'll get our 25 quid back I hope. Have ... </description>
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		<category>betfair</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>radius</category>
		<category>oak furniture</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
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		<title>Hell yeah, encouragement, that's what I need!</title>
		<description>Well it was a lunch more than an actual party, and there's really not a huge amount to report, and you're not interested anyway, but HELLO TO ME IN THE FUTURE, how's it going five years from now? Do you remember that day, about five years ago, when y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>party</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21</link>
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		<title>Short weekend</title>
		<description>Where did that go then? I'm sure I was only at work an hour or so ago and now it's time to go back again... Tired today, had quite an action packed weekend that just went too fast. Started off with work drinks in Trashford, a couple in the Phoenix (S... </description>
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		<category>camera</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbasta... </description>
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		<category>cure</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<category>tickets</category>
		<category>ticketbastard</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>kiss</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10534/Cure+tickets</link>
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		<title>Quad bike jet ski</title>
		<description>Be master of the land and the water with one of these:Kev, this is what you should get, perfect for Miami, or any place where you might want to switch from driving on the road to the water:... </description>
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		<category>jetski</category>
		<category>quadbike</category>
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		<title>Radio drama</title>
		<description>Here's that radio drama I mentioned last week, it's a 7meg download. It's rubbish, but if you're subscribed to here via the medium of RSS, you might get it downloaded automatically podcast stylee.I'm still having trouble getting this working on vario... </description>
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		<category>download</category>
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		<category>podcast</category>
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		<category>egress</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>dilbert</category>
		<category>rss</category>
		<category>xsl</category>
		<category>psp</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9804/Radio+drama</link>
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		<title>RE: Sorry, know nothing about the Blackberry</title>
		<description>your deltoids are your shoulders! tsk! see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeltoidsYou see, no one who does proper IT has anything to do with blackberry - i feel ashamed to have been consumed by the whole thing. not that i *do* IT, but you know what i m... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9211/RE%3A+Sorry%2C+know+nothing+about+the+Blackberry</link>
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		<title>Weddingtastic weekender</title>
		<description>Might mighty wedding fun at the weekend, but I'm KNACKERED now... Headed back in to London Saturday morning for the wedding of Ralph and Linda at The Royal Society for the Encouragement of Arts, Manufactures &amp; Commerce (RSA for short), just off The S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7957/Weddingtastic+weekender</link>
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		<title>Tsk, you're as bad as the wife!</title>
		<description>I went home and worked. Bizarrely I've come in today, my computer's not been touched but all is working OK, I think it must have overheated. Here's hoping it does again!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4303/Tsk%2C+you%27re+as+bad+as+the+wife%21</link>
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		<title>RE: A chilled and chilly weekend</title>
		<description>how annoying - i was down castle street on saturday morning getting my teeth done. you could have had a picture with me instead. *tsk*</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4209/RE%3A+A+chilled+and+chilly+weekend</link>
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		<title>Don't shoot!</title>
		<description>It was raining when I left the house this morning, so I'm wearing a big coat, and it wasn't raining when I got to London, it was quite hot, so now I'm TERRIFIED I'll be shot for dressing suspiciously! What is going on there then? I hope there's more ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3681/Don%27t+shoot%21</link>
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		<description>Tsk Tsk&lt;br /&gt;wash your mouth out with the slops tray&lt;br /&gt;Outlook! you dont actually us that pile of cr*d&lt;br /&gt;what happened to the nice sleek ...ooh sleek nice &lt;br /&gt;thunderbird?&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2333/</link>
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		<title>The Others</title>
		<description>I like the sound of The Others, they did a gig on a tube a couple of weeks back. Unfortunately going to miss their show at the Barfly as it clashes with Goldie Lookin' Chain, but going to track down some stuff... The IPOD is treating me good today, b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1566/The+Others</link>
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		<title>Irish Summer</title>
		<description>Right, not only am I sorting out a summer trip to Dublin, but forget not - a little bit of Ireland is coming to me this year, in the form of The Fleadh.You know already that some ace names like Bob Dylan and Billy Bragg are playing, so in today's mis... </description>
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		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>threadClosed</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7935/Irish+Summer</link>
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		<title>*tsk*</title>
		<description>well of course you shouldnt wait for a bill Pauly!!! you should take readings IMMEDIATELY. ring up any old electricity &amp; gas company - ask them if they supply you - if not they give you a number to ring which tells you who your supplier is. you then ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1484/%2Atsk%2A</link>
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		<title>Independent testing of David Blaine</title>
		<description>Haven't got a lot of time for David Blaine, but I'd like to find out it's some sort of fiddle, so I bought The Independent on Sunday for their &quot;is David Blaine cheating?&quot; headline... hte article (by Andrew Johnson) concludes he's probably not, becaus... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/325/Independent+testing+of+David+Blaine</link>
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		<title>Arthur Baker</title>
		<description>Queens of Noize say they have Arthur Baker at the Barfly tonight, but he's in the states I think, tsk...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/669/Arthur+Baker</link>
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		<title>Some links to add to popex when it's back</title>
		<description>http://www.popex.com is being moved while I'm taking a few days off, got these out of my mail that I want to put in the links section...http://johntitor.com/http://www.alice.dryden.co.uk/ho_for_hoggwarts.htmhttp://www.matazone.co.uk/Kitten-ace-of-spa... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/199/Some+links+to+add+to+popex+when+it%27s+back</link>
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		<title>Rhys Ifans</title>
		<description>Spotted going into The Queens, a pub on Regents Park Road on the outskirts of the park...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, lunchtime, about 2pm...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5049/Rhys+Ifans</link>
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