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I am in the top 7% of weblogs

well, by age anyway, who'd have thought it... hey lots of people come here though, more than average, even if they are mostly here by accident looking for Darkness tickets...Having written a fantastic system to spit out gig listings in a thousand dif...

stop eating poop !!

Nothing to say today

Been a bit busy, so no skiving off to watch the football today. I did watch England just about win yesterday, missed the goal. It did make the afternoon go quickly not stopping for lunch until 4pm. Have seen bits and pieces like Italy going out, out ...

It looks nice from the top deck of the bus

but it's not fun to walk.Excellent work, what do you think was in Rik Mayall's satchel? A script? Or loads of cash?Somehow you are not top stalker.......

Top of the mornin'

Where's me lucky charms?
Nice one... ARF.

This is what's stopped me doing a show so far

Well, that and not having any content. No style AND no content, that's how you know not to do a show. I think I should pass this advice on to most of the other podcasters out there...

What would be wrong with Top Gear for food?

You're the second one to say that, a magazine programme about food is great, like Food and Drink used to be. Just so long as it didn't feature Jeremy Clarkson at all.

Stop! Thief!

Just heard an attempted mugging and seen some sort of citizens arrest, on Farringdon Road right outside the office... don't know exactly what happened, but there were shouts of "STOP HIM!" outside, so we had a look and saw one fellow had another in a...

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Christopher Ecclestone quits?

So, the Sun says that Christopher Ecclestone has quit Doctor Who, maybe this means he's only going to do the series he's already filmed. WHO will be the next WHO then? I've said it before and I'll say it again, it should be Alan Davies. Gossip sugges...

Tip top weekend

Where did that weekend go then? It felt shorter than a regular two day weekend, though we surely packed more in... I started off with a rare evening out in London with some chums, some drinks on The Tattershall Castle and then on to a regular dry lan...

What a day to stop getting the tube

OK I stopped getting the tube last week, but yesterday was travelcard renewal day, and I got just the train part and no tube, saving me fifty quid! But it's booting it down at rain, so I've hd to put my big coat on. Then at Cannon Street the rain had...

It could be the top of a sewer

But I could see the layers of brick in cross section, and there was more "solid" beneath them. I hope it wasn't ALL shit, though that would explain the whiff.

Good luck Christopher Frankland

BBC reports that Folkestonian Christopher Frankland is in the running to design a new logo for google.com. Google have a lot of logos, they change most days, hope we see your Roald Dahl themed logo soon.Man it's cold today....

Sophie E-B

English rose Sophie spotted nibbling on a salad as Bunza and I enjoyed a smashing birthday lunch.

Mark Cousins

You know, Mark Cousins, that bloke who presents the BBC film stuff and isn't Jonathon Woss. Kind of Ulster/Glasgow accent, quite nerdy, but really knows his film stuff. A big star, anyway. I was walking past and twigged it was him but when he stud...

christopher biggins and lesley joseph

christopher was talking in a very loud luvvie voice telling childhood anecdotes to lesley and family. they seemed to find him amusing. I, however did not.

James Dean Bradfield

About 2am on Sunday 16th December. Just as the Brothers finished Djing he was observed mooching by your vigilent reporter. I was going to accost him and slag off his bands recent output but that's a bit like asking a doctor to 'look at your ankle' wh...

a message from the top of the chart.

hey guys! how are you doing? Im doing bad in the chart but me and my mates are top of the chums chart. wooooooooooo hoooooooooo.
just to let you know., if its any help, i met Liza Tarbuck, coz ive just been on Blockbusters.

Brick Top

Him out of Lock Stock (or is it Snatch?) was sat outside a cafe near our office. Three times this week. I see him about every other day, he must live nearby, he's not really worth mentioning, but things are a bit slow this week.

Jo McGann

He was just walking down the road at about 5.30pm yesterday. This is all

Sandy (ex big brother)

As Mnmnmn likes to include reality tv 'stars' in her spots so will I. He was just walking, wearing glasses, hair is scruffy, looked moody. He's the one who escaped over the roof.

Brick Top

Brick Top, from Snatch, hmm, his real name's Alan Ford, maybe I'll say hello next time I see him. Anyway, he was just in Sesame, the health food shop where I get my lunch, buying a jar of organic honey....

Michelle Toppy

Wow, I was just recently out in Brighton at the Ocean rooms to see Richard F play from Subliminal and there right next to him was our very own Dj Louca.I hear he is playing at Garlands in Ibiza in August, me and my friends will definately be there fo...

Natasha bedingfield

I met her at top of the pops. I called out her name as she came off stage. she ran to me an hugged me an signed my ticket. i was so excited as she is my fave artist an im her no.1 fan!

What a Shower of CUTS

The new issue of Papercuts ("Contingency, Irony, Accessories" it says here) is now out, with a free CD featuring several popEx faves...Jack contribute "Sleeping Makes Me Thirsty", Spearmint offer an acoustic version of "Isn't It Great To Be Alive, an...

Crap chart of the day

Part mumble mumble in an occasional series; The top ten most viewed band profile sections yesterday:☠ Spiller☠ Frankie Machine☠ Radiohead☠ The Bigger The God☠ Les Rhythmes Digitales☠ Abdoujaparov☠ Ali G☠...

Cooper Temple Clause @ The Water Rats

Let's start on a downer: Their name, it is RUBBISH. There are SIX of them, that is rubbish. They are look like an indie boyband, that is rubbish. One of them (guitarist Tom Bellamy) was playing whilst sitting on the floor messing about with some mad ...

Would the real best single please stand up?

The man with Stan, Eminem tops our version of ITV's "Single of the Year" poll...Asked to pick from the list of 20 nominations, you've gone for Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" as top, Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch", and Spiller (featuring Sophie Ell...

Toploader

TOSSLOADER more like, ha ha do you see what I did there..?

Monsters of Rock

AC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. Got a coach up from Portsmouth. m/...

The Dandy Warhols

I think this is the last time the keyboardist took her top off on stage.

Tiger

plus Linoleum. Had to walk back from Southampton after being stopped with no lights on my bike, then head to Phoenix Festival the next day.

Suicidal Tendencies

I drove my van into London for this gig, I almost never did this... ST played their encore first, and part of the gig from the top of a step ladder.

The Lightning Seeds

NME Brats show? Plus Octopus, Mundy and Stereophonics again apparently. Must have been a week of gigs around this time.

The Mighty Boosh

Top notch cult TV comedy! Returns only now I think. Looking forward to this one a lot

Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

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Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

12.00

Chicory Tip

Sensational 70s chart toppers back for another great night.

Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

6.00

UK's TOP Northern Soul DJ's, Kev Roberts,Colin Curtis, Richard Searling,, Ginger Taylor,Dave Evison, Chris King, and many more

35.00

Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

6.00

Strictly Come Dancing Live in Edinburgh

The glitz, the glamour and all the show-stopping dance moves ? yes, your favourite BBC dancing show, Strictly Come Dancing, is back on the road....

Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

6.00

Acoustic Festival - Adult Day Tickets, Donovan, Barbara Dickson, Kate Rusby, 3 Daft Monkeys, Outcast Band, Ezio & Booga, OrtoPilot, Justin Sullivan & Dean White

Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

6.00

FabricLive, KILL EM ALL, Midnight Juggernauts (LIVE), Brodinski, Carte Blanche, Riton, Filthy Dukes, Silver Columns (LIVE), Stopmakingme, ROOM TWO:, Carte Blanche, Riton, Thee Mike B, ROOM THREE:, tbc

15.00

Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club

6.00

Little Richard

Tour also took in Chester Top Rank, Portsmouth Birdcage, Liverpool Peppermint Lounge, Manchester Princess, Wigan Casino, Bolton Casino, Newcastle City Hall, London Saville, Stevenage Locarno, West Houghton Casino, and a residency at Edinburgh Pentlan...

ZZ Tops

Evan Christopher's Django A La Creole