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		<title>Too easy</title>
		<description>Today's Metro says George W Bush attempted to calm fears of a BSE epidemic by saying he is still eating beef.Also from today's Man it's quiet in here today, just me and one other person it seems. Also, the Nemi comic strip (which I think is generally... </description>
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		<title>You can all rest easy now</title>
		<description>The tickets showed up...</description>
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		<title>How To Start Your Very Own Blog In Fifty-One Easy Steps! || kuro5hin.org</title>
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		<title>Sounds like it was a Speakeasy!</title>
		<description>So Les, did you sneak booze in then..?I took a couple of pictures on Grace Hill the other day, either of these where Tofts moved to after it left BRW?clarkeology.com/img/crop/img_2005_03_19_IMG_1838.JPGclarkeology.com/img/crop/img_2005_03_19_IMG_1836... </description>
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		<title>EASY! EASY! EASY!</title>
		<description>Every morning we watch ten minutes or so of gm.tv while we're having our tea and toast, and every morning one of their news stories is about X-Factor, it's such a huge dirty scam. Today's tale is a terrible example of what I'm on about, as everyone's... </description>
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		<title>The Irish blk who had a bollck remvd in Cold Feet</title>
		<description>Two Saturday mornings ago, he came in with woman and child and had breakfast!  Which is exactly what I was doing!  Far out!</description>
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		<title>Easyworld</title>
		<description>It was on the 12th of September at about 20.50(ten to 9 to u and I!) They were waiting for the same train that i was waiting for but they were getting off at a further stop:Newcastle for an instore signing the next day(Friday). They had just done a i... </description>
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		<title>Easy Stelios</title>
		<description>Easyjet, Easycruise, Easyeverything fellow, this morning, The Strand, That London. Was queueing for a cashpoint. Not sure why, is he not MADE of money?</description>
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		<title>Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V</title>
		<description>Snow Patrol are touring, with Cut Le Roc, and have a single coming in November... shit, it's nearly christmas innit? Anyway, here is the press release: To coincide with forthcoming Snow Patrol / Cut Le Roc dates, Jeepster will be releasing a limited,... </description>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
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		<title>Sleep easy families of South London</title>
		<description>This gun crime problem among your children is surely close to resolution - BBC Breakfast today had the UK's least famous man Richard Blackwood in to give his point of view. I can only assume they had a real guest lined up who pulled out at the last m... </description>
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		<title>Was easy to get it online</title>
		<description>We just have Wii sports but I got the web browser too. I think Clare will get Wii Fit as soon as possible.Very easy getting it online, it's got wifi built in, it picked up on all the networks in the building. It's not easy typing in passwords and add... </description>
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		<title>RE: Was easy to get it online</title>
		<description>Get Mario Kart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obvioulsy there is the finely tuned driving experience, but really its the complete delight of throwing things at people and knocking them over.</description>
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		<title>Got my Folkestone Literary Festival tickets</title>
		<description>We're off to talks by [abe]David Starkey[/abe] and [abe]Susie Dent[/abe], and I've also ended up with one for Sandi Toksvig. Clare was meant to be going with her Mum, but they've double booked. There are more things I'm tempted to go to, but it would... </description>
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		<title>Day 2 of clean and healthy living already, this is easy</title>
		<description>OK it's only half ten in the morning, but still, no booze all year so far. I can feel it doing me the power of good.New Year's Eve was nice, round some friends' house for champagne cocktails and baby talk and then off to Chambers to meet Emma and her... </description>
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		<title>HomeEasy</title>
		<description>@hpoom tipped me off about Home Easy who make easy to fit RF light switches and sockets, sounds nice and simple and convenient, but does not support central control for full home automation. So an intermediate solution until you full commit to rewiri... </description>
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		<title>Boogie at the Grand</title>
		<description>Easy jive and swing classes,7.3 – 8.30pm £7 includes FREE boogie night with the DJ.  Boogie night with DJ only 8.30-11.30pm</description>
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		<title>Swing Easy   DJS  (intensified) and guest TOAST</title>
		<description>Ska, 8pm-1am at Elusive Bar (Station approach, Ashford 07970247001)</description>
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		<title>pSd and   Optional Rubber Duck</title>
		<description>Rock, Metal and Punk all in one easy to   handle package!. 7pm  Free. new</description>
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