<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy"><dc:date>2008-09-25UTC09:01:08</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/church" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy+club" /><dc:title>Massive hen party descending on this week's Lone Star Comedy</dc:title><dc:description>Big hen party booked in for Lone Star Comedy this Friday, a few tickets remaining though! Single tickets available online at Online via www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk but for two or more best call Richard on 07810 864228 or email lonestarcomedy@hotmail.com...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11595/Massive+hen+party+descending+on+this+week%27s+Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th"><dc:date>2008-09-04UTC08:05:41</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/church" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/lone+star+comedy+club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cheriton" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/shorncliff" /><dc:title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</dc:title><dc:description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11527/savour+aroma"><dc:date>2008-08-21UTC03:23:43</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/chinese" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/buffet" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/all+you+can+eat" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>savour aroma</dc:title><dc:description>Ate here last week   The female maitre de was rude and unpleasant to the point of hostilitywe overordered by mistake and werte treated like criminalsthis is yhe wotrst attitude problem ive encountered in a restaurantwill never eat here again...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11527/savour+aroma&quot;&gt;Rated 8.46/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11427/+Folkestone"><dc:date>2008-07-19UTC05:55:57</dc:date><dc:title> Folkestone</dc:title><dc:description>Why is it all folkestone girls are short and fat with thier bellys hanging down past the top of thier skirts!! and if you want to make yourself feel ill then go to the party bar at the weekend where the doorman are more attractive than the females th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11013/RE%3A+Folkestone+recycling"><dc:date>2008-03-01UTC04:21:36</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Folkestone recycling</dc:title><dc:description>Well, it was 1994 when I was last living in the great village of Folkestone, but at the time I was trying my very best with the Folkestone &amp; Hythe council to seriously consider a plant whereby unhappy males could take their drunken partners and, erm.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11000/looking+for+suitable+venue+in+Folkestone"><dc:date>2008-02-29UTC07:36:16</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/kent" /><dc:title>looking for suitable venue in Folkestone</dc:title><dc:description>Hi,We are  looking for suitable venue in Folkestone one of our gigs.We are an 8-piece live band called The Vintage Corporation and we organise our own 60’s and 70’s gigs. We are looking for halls in London and the South East to perform in.Requirement... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10467/Yeah+the+wife+saw+Dave+last+weekend"><dc:date>2007-09-04UTC07:20:47</dc:date><dc:title>Yeah the wife saw Dave last weekend</dc:title><dc:description>Or the weekend before. I hope she sticks around for a while.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Dave the dolphin, who is female, and also the wife).</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10412/Tinto+Tapas"><dc:date>2007-08-21UTC01:18:26</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/restaurant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/tapas" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/spanish" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/food" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/vegetarian" /><dc:title>Tinto Tapas</dc:title><dc:description>Yes  this restaurant  has  good  food,but rather music  loud.The part of my critisism is the Bar and waitress staff  very clinical and feel you are doing them a favour being there,  also  the Female waitresses  are obviously in competion with each ot...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10412/Tinto+Tapas&quot;&gt;Rated 8.14/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10181/Nurse%2C+my+sides%21"><dc:date>2007-05-01UTC07:39:51</dc:date><dc:title>Nurse, my sides!</dc:title><dc:description>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE !!11!!1!FOLKESTONE EARTHQUAKE APPEALA major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone &amp; Dover in the early hours of Saturday. Its epicentre was in Folkestone. Victims... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9830/Soya+makes+you+gay"><dc:date>2006-12-15UTC10:26:51</dc:date><dc:title>Soya makes you gay</dc:title><dc:description>First this from my bro-in-law, thanks for that, definitely written by an impartial scientist and not a right wing loon with dairy interests, oh no. Now this from the best man, &quot;Vegetarians were more likely ... to be of higher occupational social clas... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9791/Events+on+this+day"><dc:date>2006-12-01UTC10:01:18</dc:date><dc:title>Events on this day</dc:title><dc:description>I'm guessing that all the anniversaries listed here are not actually right, that's too many for just one day. What might have  happened is dates have been entered in a UK format, and been flipped to US format and then defaulted to the first of the mo... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8698/ZZ+blows+his+top"><dc:date>2006-07-10UTC10:22:14</dc:date><dc:title>ZZ blows his top</dc:title><dc:description>So what was said then? Must surely have been something racial. Man alive it's a dirty game.Cream-crackered today, don't feel like I rested for a second at the weekend, not only did we stay up far too late on Saturday, but we went OUT on a FRIDAY! Thi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6552/Careful+with+that+message+board+Eugene"><dc:date>2006-03-22UTC10:38:36</dc:date><dc:title>Careful with that message board Eugene</dc:title><dc:description>The BBC reports that an Oldham woman libelled an MP from Portchester (where I am from) on Yahoo message boards:Ms Williams, of Oldham, Lancs, used a pseudonym to post claims that he was a sexual offender and a racist bigot.Ms Williams had also claime... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1448/What+I+done+on+my+holidays"><dc:date>2004-05-17UTC12:50:35</dc:date><dc:title>What I done on my holidays</dc:title><dc:description>Well, that was the holiday then. A fantastic 168 hour long boozy lunch, we didn't do much more than get up for a big breakfast, sit snacking and drinking by the pool while waiting for our big boozy lunch, then eat and drink until it was time for a bi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7870/Black+Jackson"><dc:date>2004-03-09UTC04:08:37</dc:date><dc:title>Black Jackson</dc:title><dc:description>Hi-octane punk meets garage rock, peppered with story lines from small town England, sometimes humourous, sometimes poignant, always jagged.Black Jackson's debut EP &quot;The Future's Female&quot; is out now on 1000 Watt Recordings LTD featuring the tracks &quot;Th... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7883/They%27re+funny+and+that%2C+but+I+wouldn%27t+sign+them"><dc:date>2004-02-18UTC10:15:14</dc:date><dc:title>They're funny and that, but I wouldn't sign them</dc:title><dc:description>The Results, probably:Best British Male Solo Artist: Daniel BedingfieldBest British Female Solo Art: DidoMastercard Brit Album: The Darkness (Permission To Land)Best British Group: The DarknessBest British Single: Dido (White Flag)Best British Rock A... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7776/This+Is+Not+A+Library"><dc:date>2003-07-14UTC11:31:04</dc:date><dc:title>This Is Not A Library</dc:title><dc:description>I'm listening to Mark's album &quot;This is not a library&quot; at last, and I can' tdecide if it really is a concept album, or if there is some clever copy protection in place that knows I got a copy for free and is repeating the titular phrase in each of the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/148/CONCEPT+ALBUM"><dc:date>2003-07-07UTC07:46:09</dc:date><dc:title>CONCEPT ALBUM</dc:title><dc:description>I'm listening to Mark's album &quot;This is not a library&quot; at last, and I can' tdecide if it really is a concept album, or if there is some clever copy protection in place that knows I got a copy for free and is repeating the titular phrase in each of the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/114/Stoke+Newington+Traffic"><dc:date>2003-06-17UTC10:02:51</dc:date><dc:title>Stoke Newington Traffic</dc:title><dc:description>Hey, they're clearing away a load of dumped cars on Manor Road, lifting them onto the back of trucks... not sure all of them were actually dumped, none were wrecks or burned out. Didn't take a picture as I was afeared of either being chased away by t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7573/ZOMBIES+from+SPACE%21"><dc:date>2002-09-20UTC11:00:33</dc:date><dc:title>ZOMBIES from SPACE!</dc:title><dc:description>Space are back after an absence of two years with a new single, new album, and a handful of low-key dates around the country prior to announcing an extensive UK tour early next year.The band release a brand new single &quot;Zombies&quot; on 11th November on a ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5283/Bad+Girls"><dc:date>2002-04-26UTC08:49:18</dc:date><dc:title>Bad Girls</dc:title><dc:description>All the female members of the crew, lesbetarians and all, turned out for the Here and Now tour at Wembley Arena.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My favourites are The Julies. They were there. No sign of Jim Fenner though.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7321/Brits+Results"><dc:date>2002-02-20UTC08:29:18</dc:date><dc:title>Brits Results</dc:title><dc:description>British Male - Robbie WilliamsBritish Female - Dido British Group - Travis Best British Album - Dido Best Pop - Westlife Best British Newcomer - Blue Best British Dance - Basement Jaxx Best International Newcomer - Strokes Best International Male - S... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7147/The+WIAIWYA+/+Fortuna+Pop+Christmas+Party"><dc:date>2001-12-12UTC10:24:30</dc:date><dc:title>The WIAIWYA / Fortuna Pop Christmas Party</dc:title><dc:description>Almost guaranteed more star studded than the première of &quot;Ali&quot;, and the smash hits christmas party combined...Friday 14th DecemberThe Bull and Gate, Kentish Town, in that London.Admission £5. Doors 7:30 pm - latePlus mince pies, party paraphernalia, ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4936/Michael+Owen+and+Didi+Hamann"><dc:date>2001-11-27UTC12:51:15</dc:date><dc:title>Michael Owen and Didi Hamann</dc:title><dc:description>surprisingly they were bowling... so much for owen being out injured!!!  hmmmmm....  funnily enough Michael Owen needed a shave again (such a scruff!!!!)  this was last night at about 7pm ish...   something is tellin me that Owen doesnt have a change... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5052/Per+and+Christina+from+The+Wannadies"><dc:date>2001-08-23UTC09:32:38</dc:date><dc:title>Per and Christina from The Wannadies</dc:title><dc:description>Two of them - lead singer and female keyboard player/vocalist - at the bar, chatting amongst themselves</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5070/David+Belamy%21"><dc:date>2001-08-08UTC09:53:09</dc:date><dc:title>David Belamy!</dc:title><dc:description>outside 'Lemonia' chatting with female companion.  Gesticulating wildly.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4844/Emma+Bunton"><dc:date>2001-05-23UTC03:39:03</dc:date><dc:title>Emma Bunton</dc:title><dc:description>She was shopping with a friend(female) on Hampstead High Street on Thursday 17th May. She came out of Ronit Zihlka(very posh clothes shop) and went into GAP.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5335/all+of+them"><dc:date>2001-04-14UTC03:25:19</dc:date><dc:title>all of them</dc:title><dc:description>Playing a gig at the Muffathalle (a club in munich) with support from orbit.experience.   From chatting with the female band member afterwards, they are doing a tour at the moment.   But no plans to play Leads, apparently.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5213/marilyn+manson"><dc:date>2001-03-05UTC06:35:31</dc:date><dc:title>marilyn manson</dc:title><dc:description>3rd march marilyn was having a drink with a largely female entourage.george clooney was at the same bar.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6859/Some+boring+stats+%281/3%29"><dc:date>2001-02-15UTC04:13:25</dc:date><dc:title>Some boring stats (1/3)</dc:title><dc:description>Here's my first installment of boring stats for this afternoon... Here's &quot;What band profiles people read most often&quot; for the whole of January... This generally seems to tie in with either what people (non punters) were searching for, or what punters ... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>