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		<title>Clissold Park Accident</title>
		<description>A thrilling journey home on the 106 today, not just the joy of seeing the burst water main on Manor Road, but there was an accident down the bottom of Clissold Park (it's still on diversion)... while we were stopped there I noticed there were two sep... </description>
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		<title>Body discovered in Portchester</title>
		<description>No name as yet, discovered in the mud near Wicor marine boatyard.UPDATE: Dead man named as Darren Tully.... </description>
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		<category>wicor marine</category>
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		<category>darren tully</category>
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		<title>How are we supposed to find out if we've accidentally intermarried now???</title>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
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		<title>RE: How are we supposed to find out if we've accidentally intermarried now???</title>
		<description>When your babies are born with horns and tails you will know!&lt;br /&gt;Pops</description>
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		<title>Vice City: Fareham</title>
		<description>Fareham man mown down by car wielding would-be assassin, possibly:A 34-year-old man was walking along Red Barn Lane in Fareham yesterday when a car mounted the pavement and struck him from behind. The vehicle responsible then left the scene.Anyone wi... </description>
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		<category>news</category>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
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		<category>asda</category>
		<category>bouverie square</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
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		<title>Port Solent carjacking news</title>
		<description>If this is true as I read it, that a carjacker jumped into a woman's car at the lights nd then somehow &quot;accidentally&quot; fell out of the car again seriously injured then it's a good story.If however it's a case of mistaken identity, ie the man got in th... </description>
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		<category>carjacking</category>
		<category>crime</category>
		<category>accident</category>
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		<title>Impressive publicity stunt for the new series of lost</title>
		<description>Oh no there really was a plane crash, amazing that everyone survived. I am flying on Monday. I hate flying.Nice amateur picture here, it says &quot;put this picture on your website&quot;, is that an invitation do you think, or is clicking on that meant to do s... </description>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>aeroplane</category>
		<category>crash</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<category>new york</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11978/Impressive+publicity+stunt+for+the+new+series+of+lost</link>
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		<title>Death at Westenhanger :-(</title>
		<description>Brief details &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.kentnews.co.uk/kent-news/Man-dies-after-being-hit-by-train--newsinkent21884.aspx&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;, someone was killed by a train at 2.10pm on Monday</description>
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		<category>train</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<category>death</category>
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		<title>Capel death plunge</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7996084.stm&quot;&gt;BBC reports&lt;/a&gt; a man in his mid thirties has fallen to his death from cliffs near Folkestone over the weekend:-(</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>capel</category>
		<category>capel le ferne</category>
		<category>death</category>
		<category>accident</category>
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		<title>Emergency trip to hospital!</title>
		<description>No, not us, of course, still no sign of the baby yet, but poor bro-in-law. Accident at work and has lost the tip of his finger, blee! Sister is threatening to show me video footage of the finger, after it was squished like a tomato but before the hos... </description>
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		<category>accident</category>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>gurkha palace</category>
		<category>wagamama</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>M20 pile-up this morning</title>
		<description>Held me up on the way in to work, turns out it was the wife's cousin's car that was upside down in front of us on the motorway! His car was hit by a truck, no idea who was at fault yet, he is in intensive care but stable. Broken arm and leg and fract... </description>
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		<category>accident</category>
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		<title>Another nice day with the family</title>
		<description>Kerry and the boys visited today, no Derrick as he's had ANOTHER accident, this time involving a chair lift. How many mirrors must that boy have broken??? Dad came instead again, to keep them company on the trip. Had a nice walk down to the beach and... </description>
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		<category>harry clarke</category>
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		<category>beach</category>
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		<category>george</category>
		<category>jack</category>
		<category>mcdonalds</category>
		<category>clare</category>
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		<title>Glad no-one was hurt in this car crash</title>
		<description>Car crashes into Motorbike shop, a friend said (his friend said) he saw a baby buggy in the crash wreckage, glad that turns out to be a false alarm. The accident happened at Alford Brothers on Cheriton Road last Wednesday night. A suspected local man... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<category>cheriton road</category>
		<category>motorbike shop</category>
		<category>alford brothers</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12988/Glad+no-one+was+hurt+in+this+car+crash</link>
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		<title>Two trips to The Crown in one weekend</title>
		<description>Just reviewing the rest of my weekend while I'm waiting for this video to finish. Went to The Crown on Friday night and thought it was a FINE venue for the Saturday night meeting up with a couple of friends. And it is! People look down their nose at ... </description>
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		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>gun wharf</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>i'm a celebrity get me out of here</category>
		<category>bushtucker trial</category>
		<category>jimmy white</category>
		<category>m25</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13085/Two+trips+to+The+Crown+in+one+weekend</link>
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		<title>Fetch a bucket!</title>
		<description>A beer lorry has shed it's load on the M20 at Folkestone apparently! I got the train in and missed this, but work is half empty. Presumably with people stopping to fill their boots with beer, but possibly some just held up in the traffic.</description>
		<category>beer</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13274/Fetch+a+bucket!</link>
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		<title>Smash</title>
		<description>car crash outside work today, I had to swerve round this on the way in, must only just have happened then. Parent and child injured and had to be cut out of the car. Many fire engines and ambulances turned up at one point, according to @hpoom (who ha... </description>
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		<category>accident</category>
		<category>car crash</category>
		<category>work holidayextras</category>
		<category>a20</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13757/Smash</link>
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		<title>Sign and Sign bloodbath</title>
		<description>Sing and Sign that I went to yesterday with Harry was good, he was very well behaved and paid attention, and I even knew what was going on. He was surprisingly quiet really, a bit shy in front of the other kids. A treat to be able to attend though, a... </description>
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		<category>accident</category>
		<category>kidz planet</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Freezing here again today</title>
		<description>A very cold middle day of a long weekend for me. I have Monday off looking after Harry while Clare is at work and her folks are otherwise occupied, and then Tuesday morning off too running an errand. My early this morning, it's quiet everywhere. The ... </description>
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		<category>happy land</category>
		<category>cold</category>
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		<category>snow</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>mothercare</category>
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		<category>red wine</category>
		<category>bleach</category>
		<category>toilet seat</category>
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		<title>Had a good lunch in Cullin's Yard yesterday</title>
		<description>Mum and Dad have been here for the weekend, very nice. After a night in playing Scrabble on Friday night, we tried to go to Bluewater on Saturday morning. Did not check the traffic reports, so missed this news of a pedestrian on the M20 being hit by ... </description>
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		<category>cullin's yard</category>
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		<title>This sounds like the start of a great film</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/transport/travel-latest/prison_van_and_three_cars_crash_on_m27_1_3161403&quot;&gt;Prison van crashes near Portchester&lt;/a&gt;! No escapes reported. Well, they wouldn't say would they.</description>
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		<category>prisoners</category>
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		<title>SKA-nival, Ghettones, Skank Tank, Captain Accident</title>
		<description>5.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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