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		<title>MediaMonkey</title>
		<description>When I had hard drive problems recently and had to restore all my music library from a backup, I only had backups of the actual tracks and not all the associated itunes stuff. This means I lost most of my album artwork and things! Annoyingly itunes w... </description>
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		<category>media monkey</category>
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		<category>cloverfield</category>
		<category>fringe</category>
		<category>spooks</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11660/MediaMonkey</link>
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		<title>Great weekend (belated weeekend-o-blog)</title>
		<description>Great as in really good and great as in just enormous, fitted quite a lot in. Clare was out in London Friday night, and had got a hotel so I was planning to meet her later and we'd stay over so as to have a nice Saturday there too. Work is busy as ev... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>cocktails</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11632/Great+weekend+%28belated+weeekend-o-blog%29</link>
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		<title>Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything</title>
		<description>Great weekend. As an intro though, specifically for the people from work who mentioned they had found this page recently - at no point did I drink too much and become annoying, I am a fine upstanding member of staff. Probably you can go back to work ... </description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<category>steve day</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11604/Splendid+weekend+of+comedy%2C+food%2C+double+dinners%2C+and+everything</link>
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		<title>Come on over to my place</title>
		<description>Do you want to come and work here? See our recruitment video.I'm positive they said they would ask permission before they featured us, I think I'm pretty definitely featured there in the bit where they say WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WEB GURU!!! That's not m... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>recruitment</category>
		<category>employment</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11599/Come+on+over+to+my+place</link>
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		<title>Sandbanks Restaurant, The Pavilion, Wear Bay Road - Sat 23rd Aug</title>
		<description>I haven't written one of these reviews for a while and, to be honest, I wondered whether I ever would again.  There are only so many times you can be bothered to write something about crap food served by people who don't give a damn about good food o...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug&quot;&gt;Rated 7.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>sandbanks</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>truffles</category>
		<category>pavilion</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11540/Sandbanks+Restaurant%2C+The+Pavilion%2C+Wear+Bay+Road+-+Sat+23rd+Aug</link>
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		<title>My computer is dead!</title>
		<description>Bah, turned it on today and I'm getting the blue screen of death with a unmountable_boot_volume error. Thought at first it was the backup drive or an IPOD plugged in, but no, it's the one and only hard drive that is knackered. Apparently I might be a... </description>
		<category>computer</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>deaad</category>
		<category>unmountable boot volume</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11535/My+computer+is+dead%21</link>
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		<title>Yes, very simple stuff</title>
		<description>I use it on my own admin pages here, but I've done some new things with the dates that I really like. Using jquery ui datepicker just makes things great, haven't transferred that here yet though.... </description>
		<category>jquery</category>
		<category>datepicker</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11520/Yes%2C+very+simple+stuff</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<category>moroccan</category>
		<category>nightclub</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>mj hibbett</category>
		<category>edinburgh</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>edinburgh festival</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11465/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+is+off+to+Edinburgh+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock press launch and things</title>
		<description>Hello - this is a special mid-month version of the newsletter just to let you know about some RATHER Exciting New Things, these being our new single, the video to go with it, and the press launch for the Edinburgh Show. Let's GO!THE NEW SINGLEOur bra... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>edinburgh festival</category>
		<category>mj hibbett</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11411/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+press+launch+and+things</link>
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		<title>Bonekickers</title>
		<description>Did you see Bonekickers on TV last night? I will watch some crap, but even I had to turn it off, it was so bad! I am still tempted to catch up on what I turned off on iplayer later, just to reassure myself that it was just about the worst thing ever.... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bonekickers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11399/Bonekickers</link>
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		<title>Who will buy my Stereophonics tickets</title>
		<description>Slight repost from Folkestone Gerald and my blog / forum  there:I can't decide whether or not to go to Stereophonics next Tuesday, we have messed up a bit in arranging a lie in the following morning so it's not really convenient now. Do you want my s...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11381/Who+will+buy+my+Stereophonics+tickets&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Who will buy my Stereophonics tickets&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11381/Who+will+buy+my+Stereophonics+tickets&quot;&gt;Rated 4.86/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>stereophonics</category>
		<category>tickets</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>stereophonics tickets</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall</category>
		<category>zoo thousand</category>
		<category>z008</category>
		<category>zoo8</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>warm up</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11381/Who+will+buy+my+Stereophonics+tickets</link>
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		<title>Portchester weekender</title>
		<description>Spent a smashing weekend in Portchester as it was Mum's birthday yesterday. Headed over Friday afternoon on the train, meeting up with Andy on the way in The Golden Lion. Not a great pub but a good evening anyway and some nice pints of HSB and a chat...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Portchester weekender&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/47/129574428_cbc63362c1_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>castle</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>monument</category>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>birthday</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>portchester castle</category>
		<category>portchester gala</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender</link>
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		<title>They HEART Folkestone, I HEART Folkestone</title>
		<description>These guys love Folkestone, they have made these, tiny heart head, uh, THINGS. Clearly it's more I HEART NY than anything else, but I'd still like to believe there's a little piece of my pants in there - Clare's mum made me these in 2002:That was bac...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11340/They+HEART+Folkestone%2C+I+HEART+Folkestone&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
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		<category>indian</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>tiny heart head</category>
		<category>tesselate</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>pants</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11340/They+HEART+Folkestone%2C+I+HEART+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>KML</title>
		<description>Created some kml files from my pub / restaurant data on Folkestone Gerald, part of my plan to clean up my maps and things, kml is a standard that's been adopted by google for google earth and maps and things, and is possibly better suited than my exi... </description>
		<category>xml</category>
		<category>kml</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11266/KML</link>
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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>courtyard</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>jeans</category>
		<category>for all mankind</category>
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		<category>red lion</category>
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		<category>three mariners</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>kevin</category>
		<category>guiselle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans</link>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>florida</category>
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		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<category>asda</category>
		<category>bouverie square</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
		<category>asus</category>
		<category>eee</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>laptop</category>
		<category>slashdot</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11190/ASUS+EEE+big+size%21</link>
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		<title>House hunt</title>
		<description>Two houses today in Canterbury, different parts of town, but with things in common. For starters, both too expensive really at 250k each. If the market really is tumbling we might be able to make a cheeky offer on just about anything we see now thoug... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>house hunting</category>
		<category>pound lane</category>
		<category>old dover road</category>
		<category>boho</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>birthday</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11171/House+hunt</link>
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		<title>Time Travel</title>
		<description>came across this site by accident and started reading stuff,then looked at your little film of the snow.I was in Folkestone the same day, as Andy (my husband) and I often visit Folkestone and combine a bit of shopping and being by the sea(one of our ... </description>
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		<title>ABE Books also leaving Commission Junction</title>
		<description>Hmm, ebay recently quit Commission Junction (an affiliate company, who make it easy for small fry like me to refer you to a company who pay a commission), and now ABE Books are off too, I wonder what's going on? There are millions of companies out th... </description>
		<category>affiliates</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>abe</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>abebooks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11146/ABE+Books+also+leaving+Commission+Junction</link>
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		<title>popbitch redesign and contest!</title>
		<description>See the contest on the homepage, don't enter it though, I want to win! If you really want a Gibson Les Paul, make a video and win a Slash limited edition.Everyone hates the new design. It's not my design, it's not really anyone's any more, bits have ... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11115/popbitch+redesign+and+contest%21</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>arena</category>
		<category>easter</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>the cure</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Still Cure tickets left</title>
		<description>Less than a week to go until our gig of the year The Cure at Wembley on Thursday. Got an automated call from Ticketmaster telling me the stage times; 65daysofstatic are on at 7pm, and the Cure at 8pm, so that gives them plenty of time to play the thr... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.5575</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.2843</geo:long>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>arena</category>
		<category>the cure</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>65daysofstatic</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11067/Still+Cure+tickets+left</link>
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		<title>Should everything be a black box though? And WHY can't you fix my IPAQ?</title>
		<description>It's just the battery I think, it won't keep a charge now...OK not everyone is building a clock out of voltmeters but the people who are trying to do this sort of thing have got to feel happy about it, I know I would if I could get more stuff for fre... </description>
		<category>ikea</category>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>hacks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11038/Should+everything+be+a+black+box+though%3F+And+WHY+can%27t+you+fix+my+IPAQ%3F</link>
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		<title>Ever feel lacking in skills?</title>
		<description>I do, all my skills are in software, if the power went off tomorrow I'd be SUNK! I wish I had more hardware skills, not just computer hardware, but general mechanics and making and fixing things. Here's an interesting article along those lines from w... </description>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>wired</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11036/Ever+feel+lacking+in+skills%3F</link>
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		<title>Spoof stories</title>
		<description>Noticed a lot more people recently turning up here having looked for spoof stories or spoof story, mostly as a result of this spoof story about Dickens World. Wonder if it's just coincidence that people are trawling for spoof stories around the time ... </description>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>spoof story</category>
		<category>spoof stories</category>
		<category>spoof</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11031/Spoof+stories</link>
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		<title>Canterbury, but not house hunting</title>
		<description>Not a bad weekend. Started on a bum note, with a death, my sister's ma-in-law passed away unexpectedly on Friday, so thoughts with all the families involved obviously. Saturday we stayed local, didn't go to Canterbury as Clare was having lunch with h... </description>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>caffe uno</category>
		<category>cafe venezia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11029/Canterbury%2C+but+not+house+hunting</link>
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		<title>Alright, Mr Gordon Brown is listening to me...</title>
		<description>Another petition, regarding a tax on plastic bags. With the news that M&amp;S are stopping giving them away, things are rollling in a greener direction. With this, and the recent sunday newspaper story that Brucie probably WILL be getting his knighthood ... </description>
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		<title>Battle of the console tables</title>
		<description>Back to one of my favourite subjects, our furniture on ebay, two console tables up for grabs, one here in North London and one here in Bristol, same tables, same end date, neck and neck so far, who will win? I'm watching both of these and will report... </description>
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		<category>oak</category>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10984/Battle+of+the+console+tables</link>
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