Thieving bastardsLook out if you're coming to Majorca, the place is crawling with thieves. Actually no it's not, but we've encountered a couple of criminal signs... saw a couple of kids trying it on by the pool of our hotel, ripping off tourist handbags, and noticed ... Life SavingsHave invested my life savings in a property redevelopment thing in Kiln Road, Fareham, Hampshire, very exciting. We'll see the plans for converting a two bedroom bungalow into a nice four bedroom house here soon. I hope.Also, fingers crossed, I have... Loving This<a href="http://www.workinprogress.tv/personal/118118/118118.html">"Got your number"</a>Folkestone WeekenderBooked into La Bamba Mexican Restaurant, Hythe which I just found via Hythe Live. I think it's not up to date, as I'm sure the fantastic Kai's has closed now. Also going to Chambers again which I'm really looking forward to - proper beer, pool table ... Saving this link for Rondataconnection.comAlso PLANS (no, not soapbox plans) for the week:Make a script with a URL like http://www.barflyclub.com/who/are/my+morning+jacket that works like my band bible scriptMake better use of Cache.pmMake some favelets / bookmarklets that ... IPOD EngravingWish I'd put something funnier on mine, but something that would have still been funny forever... not sure any of <a href="http://www.ipodlaughs.com/ipod/iengraver/topten_lv.asp">these</a> will still be chuckling in weeks to come...Having an AllotmentMore than one person I know has one and i think it is very cool and ecological.RE: Having an AllotmentGreat, we're after getting one in Folkestone. LevinhurstLol Tolhurst from The Cure has a brand new band called Levinhurst whose debut CD just came out. It's "a very cool blend of old Cure moodiness, new millennium Electronica and some amazing ethereal vocals" courtesy of Cindy Levinson.Listen here.... There is one upside to having mice<br />It means you dont get rats. I was talking to our zoologist yesterday and he said that mice have no bladder control/muscles and so when they have to go they just go. Bit like an F1 driver then.We're moving!At last, the company has confirmed that we're moving offices to Farringdon, in 3 weeks. Looking forward to this, I'm a bit bored of Primrose Hill now. And it looks like we'll get a paid day off on moving day, bonus!GREAT weekend, tiring though. Raced... Mate is having trouble todayBut I am in just fine now... I think it was problems with connections to Google's various servers, and the problem is shifting round the country, like some massive problematic tour.Driving the neighbours awayStarting to take this personally now, another flat in our building is now on the market, this one is the same size as ours, also being on the third floor, it should be a mirror image of ours. Nice to see it's a bit more than we paid, but then it does... I hate myself for loving youFinding myself heading int Pret every morning now, getting off the bus two stops early just to get my soya capuccino. It's a nice place, looks nice, does nice food, friendly service, I like everything about it. Except, it's owned by McDonalds isn't i... I Was Made For Loving NottinghamKISS EXPO 2004 is at Nottingham Rock City on Saturday November 27th... Bruce Kullick will be there signing autogarphs and that, but so will Iain Lee... possibly this is in his roll as bass player in his own KISS tribute band. Tickets 14 quid up to 24... The first rule about job clubGoogle blogger sacked, don't talk about work kids...Great weekend with a visit to Folkestone by Mum and Dad, took a trip to Lympne Castle, picked out some paint for the front room, and I DROVE A CAR, for the first time in about 8 years... piece of ca... How to Stop Receiving Credit Card Offers || kuro5hin.orgI think my old iMac is behaving OKIt's just since the flatmate got this laptop, not an iMac actually it's a G4... Oh yes I will report back when I can be bothered to figure it out! Good to hear from you man...A very moving experienceSo that's it then, we have left Stokey for the last time, and I'm now a Kentish commuter... certainly time to change the title of the website, maybe I will go about changing the URL too.Was physically tiring for me, as I am very weak, but luckily I h... Divine LeisureChecking out some pool tables at Divine Leisure, they have some frightening looking stuff there:antique lion pool tableBut they have some regular numbers and some second hand too... delivery 80 quid and fitting 80 quid too. We're nearly ready to go, ... Vince MartynVINCE MARTYN & THE DUSTDEVILS<br />play theCLARENDEN HOTEL DEAL SUN 21st MAY @ 3pm<br />{lunchtime session}Fun Lovin' Criminals coming to FolkestoneIt's always a good night out to see them...i'm sure having a picof keira knightley will not bring any traffic to your website! and why does she dress like me. i wear two t-shirts. no one else should be allowed.LovinIt was very exciting experience to see in the live fun loving criminals expecialy singer, who dedikated the song to me I liked to very muchHaving a whale of a timeNo I'm not, still on my own, had to reheat my own tea yesterday and EVERYTHING! This guy is having a whale of a time, swimming up the Thames, it must be a lot cleaner than it looks. Was it an accident? Or has he swum up there on porpoise? Etc...Had a... John Lewis, start saving[<a href="http://www.johnlewis.com/Home+and+Garden/Storage/Storage/Bookcases/230215391/Product.aspx">John Lewis Bergerac Bookcase</a>, we got them with wedding gift vouchers... Too many Andys, which one are you?RE: John Lewis, start savingNice one, cheers. I will check those out. I be Andy Malt.Vince MartynVince Martyn & the dust devil's are a superb band that originate in the deal area. they play a mixture of folky,country,bluesy,reggae,swing. IT's all done with a country feel. they play in various formats from a duo [acoustic guitar& acoustic bass, 2... Kevin Mitchell from jebediahok ok me & anna were at the airport...and we went into the newsagency and there was kevin mitchell looking at the magazines..after nearly collapsing behind the shelf we regained some composition and went out the front...he walked out with his newspap... Kevin ShieldsSunday 15th April, 11pm.<br /><br />The Lord of Feedback was seen shuffling around by the bar. The man is a god.Fun Lovin' CriminalsDioCrazy hobbit loving one time front man of <strong>Black Sabbath</strong> -Folkestone, are you READY TO ROCK???Tiger<strong>Soho Live</strong>, plus <strong>Divine Comedy</strong>, and "special guests" as headliner it says here...Super Furry Animals<strong>Soho Live</strong> with <strong>Mansun</strong> and <strong>Fun Lovin' Criminals</strong>. I met <strong>Noel Gallagher</strong> at this show.VALENTINES!We are posted as having a Cabaret for Valentines Night but thats changed.<br /><br />A fantastic gourmet evening. 7 courses of really amazing food. Live romantic music.SuedeFan club gig, played the new album, then a hits set, then a "wheel of fortune" set including best songs "My Dark Star" and "The Living Dead"...The DarknessSetlist: "Bareback", "Black Shuck", "Best of me", "Love is only a feeling", "Get your hands off", "Givin' up", "Stuck in a rut", "I believe in a thing called love", "Love on the rocks with no ice"Anthraxplus <strong>Living Colour</strong>. My first proper gig, went up on a coach trip. See the patches on my denim jacket m/WolfsbaneFound the ticket now! I went to the gig on my own, then got the last train up to Rugby, where I was staying for college. Can't find details anywhere online. Much stage diving, one of my favourite gig.sstellastarr*plus <strong>The Ordinary Boys</strong> and <strong>The 22s</strong>. Looks like everyone was there to see the Ordinary Boys, but I thought they were a bit ordinary... stellastarr were OK, not quite as convincing as on record though.Revolting Cocksplus <strong>Godflesh</strong> and <strong>Bomb Everything</strong> (AKA) <strong>Bomb Disneyland</strong>. Got a video of this gig, <a href="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13089/Me+stagediving">you can see me stagediving on it</a>.The Vinessupported by <strong>The Libertines</strong>. Two gigs in one night, think I saw either <strong>The Darkness</strong> or <strong>Neds Atomic Dustbin</strong> this day too...David BowiePlus <strong>Suede</strong> and <strong>Divine Comedy</strong>. It booted it down with rain, but we had a great time.Primal ScreamSome sort of <strong>all nighter</strong>, we didn't stay the pace. Was this the first gig with <strong>Kevin Shields</strong>?The Divine ComedyI left after the support <strong>The Frank And Walters</strong> to go to a local gig, I was "getting in" with people and trying to be a face on the scene to help with my fanzine...Motorheadplus <strong>The Almighty</strong>. Got thrown out of downstairs for having an upstairs ticket.Ed Tudor-PoleCaberet, with Nan Vernon, Wasp Factory, Kevin Eldon, George Egg, Rahmond and Mr Timpkins Revue, The Really Band and compere Lee HurstLive Music - The MercurialsLive Spanish/jazz music from the Mercurials at Tim's Vino & Tapas, 3a West Terrace, Folkestone. o Time: from 8:00pm. o Admission: free - priority seating given to diners. o For further information or to book a table please call 01303 249... Where's WallyWe will be giving away Where's Wally hats, having a giant Where's Wally hunt and a colouring competition . Waterstone's (old Town Hall), Folkestone. 10:00-12:00 Kevin Bloody WilsonRude comedy songsIron MaidenSnuck in, and got thrown out again before the gig started. Went home, having not seen the gig.Living roomFour bandsFun Lovin' Criminals22.50Closed for refitThey're having a new floor put down, open again in time for Tuesday's steak night...David Devant and his Spirit WifeA great gig, just round the corner from where I was living. Cheap booze and accompanying art exhibition.Ten Years After<blockquote>left [the Derek and the Domino's gig] very early to go see Ten Years After at the Leas. They were excellent, having stood in for Jethro Tull at short notice. - Nick Ashman</blockquote> - so, guessing that makes it this date!Chariot (the), I Wrestled A Bear Once, Dead & DevineFun Lovin CriminalsTIM VINEQuickfire Cooperesque stand upTerry Pratchett's "Carpe Jugulum"Performed by the youth section of FHODS7:30pm. Tickets available in person from Hythe Bookshop, High Street, Hythe and Vine Books, 23 Cheriton Place, Folkestone. To book in advance by phone, please call Tony Cock on 01303 220580 or the box office on...