http://www.clarkeology.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 916 according to a poll by London Underground. And who's printing this shite? Yes, Metro. What should the sharpest response be? The other 75% can never find love becuase they've gnawed off their genitals in sheer frustration at the poor service? Stuck at... 51.0710 1.1790 metro the tube london underground rocking vicar popbitch liverpool street black sabbath cream pink floyd folkestone gigs folkestone gig history folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/916/A+quarter+of+commuters+have+found+love+in+the+tube 1277 (This story, to be precise... a friend and I came up with a brilliant pro-peace idea. Our forces should FLOOD the Arab world, and especially Iraq, with great western consumer goods. If the soldiers handed out mobile phones, Nike Dunks in unique-to-... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1277/apropos+of+the+mobiles+/+saudi+rebellion+story 1323 i like that idea - what about giving them all these?... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1323/RE:+apropos+of+the+mobiles+/+saudi+rebellion+story 6615 James' first official biography, titled Folklore: The Official Story, has been completed, and the book is on track for release on 9 November.The book is available exclusively on the band's official site now, or you can pre-order it from Amazon at a d... popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6615/Sit+Down,+next+to+me,+on+a+shelf 6856 If you're in London tomorrow night, valued punters Roger and Jeff are hosting "The World's Coolest Belgians", Soulwax at their fortnightly "Sputnik" Club...Soulwax will be DJing at the club, at the Monarch on Chalk Farm Road, immediately they step of... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6856/World%27s+Coolest+Belgians 7068 Just got this by email from Andrew Nicols:The name Dido also originates from Virgil's Aeneid, in which the Epic hero Aeneas thinks he loses all but 7 of his ships to a storm created by the Godess Juno who is Aeneas' Grandmother. Anyway, they land in ... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7068/Friday+Afternoon+Education 7375 No, not really... Everyone knows about tonight's gig anyway, don't they?Well, if you're in London and not doing anything from about 11pm onwards, there's a chance to see PopEx newcomers Lowfinger at Feet First, at Camden Palace...... popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7375/Yet+Another+Fighting+Cocks+Story 9597 The Folkestone People's History Centre, run by Canterbury Christ Church University, is giving Folkestone schools and local people the opportunity to learn more about the early history of Folkestone.A three-day history weekend workshop, called "Dig fo... folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9597/The+Folkestone+People%27s+History+Centre+to+hold+%27Dig+for+History%27+event 9565 Here, and they put PERVERT in capitals, just so you know...A PERVERT is dressing up like movie character Mrs Doubtfire to grope teenage girls.The cunning predator disguises himself as a granny to strike up conversation with teenagers and young women.... folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9565/Now+The+Mirror+has+the+story 9566 It's already come to court, granny man is a short balding transvestite from Densole, he refutes claims that he touched any of the young girls he chatted up.The paper names him too, but I don't feel that's my place... Is it you? Post a picture of your... 51.0787 1.1741 folkestone herald folkestone gran man folkestone granny man transvestite densole http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9566/Folkestone+Herald+has+the+full+granny+man+story 9697 There is a baptist chapel just around the corner, on <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=folkestone+rendezvous+street" title="Google for folkestone rendezvous street">Rendezvous Street</a>, that is now a Wetherspoons pub. 51.0800 1.1645 folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9697/Sorry+I+know+nothing+of+the+history 9879 It was quite a long time ago... no idea what it was about now, probably some mention of the great and the good of Folkestone (and Michael Howard) meeting up for some sort of regular lunch at La Tavernetta... 51.0800 1.1645 folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9879/The+story+must+have+been+deleted+from+the+Independent 10043 Cash for honours: key document names LevyIt's been good for The Guardian I'm sure, I bought one today to see what the fuss was about; on BBC Breakfast this morning they were so wary of the story they didn't even have a copy of the Guardian on their d... 51.0800 1.1645 guardian cash for honours corruption lord levy hot fuzz ear infection antibiotics steroids http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10043/So+here%27s+the+Guardian+story+THE+MAN+couldn%27t+hush+up 10045 I saw Hot Fuzz at the weekend too and it was class!Slightly disappointed at the Guardian for publishing that article, it was the BBC's scoop but a judge said they couldn't release it and then the Guardian went and released it anyway. It's just not cr... 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10045/RE:+So+here%27s+the+Guardian+story+THE+MAN+couldn%27t+hush+up 12251 This is the 1997 equivalent of the awards that are going on tonight. I was at this one! Can you see me?Can't remember what venue this was at. I might be back when I have gleaned more info. That video clip claims it was somewhere in Camden but I don't... music nme nme brats nme brat awards nme awards http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12251/NME+Brat+Awards+on+youtube 12914 <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/sep/04/recession-uk-surviving-personal-stories">Not according to this couple from Dover</a> I don't think. So what down at heel pub on the sea front are they on about? dover recession guardian http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12914/Is+the+recession+over%3F 13131 what's that meant to mean daily mirror? If I find out it's someone I know who wrote that I will be doubly offended! Some nonsense about x-factor and how someone is doing a PA in Aberdeen rather than Folkestone.... folkestone 3am daily mirror alexandra burke http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13131/%22er,+folkestone%22%3F 13308 They responded quickly to my complaint, but do not directly address my suggestion that they close down Radio 1 instead:Thanks for your e-mail regarding BBC 6 Music.All services are being reviewed at the moment as a part of the BBC wide Strategy Revie... 6music bbc radio digital radio complaint http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13308/BBC+6+Music+autoresponse 13831 Dear All,Just to remind you that the Town Unearthed Research Group will be meeting this Thursday (9th Dec) at 6.30-8pm at the History Resource Centre at Folkestone Library.We will be discussing research themes and agreeing groups and questions.Also,... 51.0859 1.0353 a town unearthed victorian christmas folkestone library folkestone library archeology folkestone before 1500 http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13831/Town+Unearthed+Research+Group+will+be+meeting+this+Thursday+%289th+Dec%29+at+6.30-8pm++at+the+History+Resource+Centre+at+Folkestone+Library 14181 Dear volunteers,As you know we have two weekends of archaeology on The Bayle coming up on 12th/13th and 19th/20th March - "Unlocking the Bayle". We hope to uncover some of the fascinating history of the site which stretches from the Neolithic to the... the bayle folkestone unlocking the bayle a town unearthed archaeology history folkestone history history of folkestone university centre folkestone glassworks http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14181/Volunteers+wanted+to+%22Unlock+The+Bayle%22... 14185 youtube.com/watch?v=clTuqJBvsoAA record of our day out at the Natural History Museum.... 51.0710 1.1790 dinosaurs museum harry and the dinosaurs harry natural history museum natural history museum http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14185/Harry+and+the+dinosaurs+at+the+museum+-+the+movie The ABBA story - so actually a story, or just a tribute show? We have tickets for this, if you want them I would think you can have them for free... 51.0757 1.1736 bar music child friendly venue ticketmaster gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Voulez-Vous-Leas-Cliff-Hall/10870.html + Ella + Clone The Fragile + A Story At Three + The Arcane War Machine 51.0803 1.1815 club bar booze dj music comedy gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Seventh-Cross-Lanterns/12430.html Winner of the Cannes Film Festival Grand Prix, ‘A Prophet’ tells the story of 19-year-old Malik El Djbena who has been condemned to six years in prison.<br /><br /> 8pm 51.0813 1.1832 music theatre venue creative quarter creative foundation comedy bar food tv / film http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Film-Quarterhouse-A-Prophet-Quarterhouse/213965.html 53.3442 -6.2661 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Get-Back-The-Beatles-Story-Olympia-Theatre/214835.html Wicked ? The Musical draws from Gregory Maguire?s best-selling novel and the iconic movie ?The Wonderful Wizard of Oz? (1939) to reveal the story how... 51.4958 -0.1427 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wicked-the-Hit-Musical-Apollo-Victoria-Theatre/169891.html 51.0751 1.1635 bar booze hotel quiz real ale restaurant food music garden wifi vegetarian http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Elements-of-Murder-A-History-of-Poison-John-Emsley-The-Grand/18598.html The Folkestone People's History Centre is inviting local people to take part in an exciting new heritage project called "A Town Unearthed: Folkestone Before 1500" http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/-Folkestone-before-1500-launch-/24397.html 17.5 - 18.5 55.0459 -1.4522 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Billy-Fury-Story-Playhouse-Whitley-Bay/201356.html Wicked ? The Musical draws from Gregory Maguire?s best-selling novel and the iconic movie ?The Wonderful Wizard of Oz? (1939) to reveal the story how... 51.4958 -0.1427 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wicked-the-Hit-Musical-Apollo-Victoria-Theatre/169855.html Experience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has... 51.5012 -0.1775 music venue bar gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Swan-Lake-Royal-Albert-Hall/163673.html Experience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has... 51.5012 -0.1775 music venue bar gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Swan-Lake-Royal-Albert-Hall/163675.html Experience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has... 51.5012 -0.1775 music venue bar gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Swan-Lake-Royal-Albert-Hall/163670.html 24 54.9774 -1.6106 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Carpenter-s-Story-Newcastle-City-Hall/211589.html Legend comes to life with a firework and light show against the backdrop of the lit castle. 10-metre high flames jet into the night sky; projected images and lasers add to the spectacular fireworks illustrating the story of the night of the dragon.... 51.2491 0.6304 park historic house stately home castle gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Mythical-Firework-Spectacular-at-Leeds-Castle-Leeds-Castle/29116.html 15 54.9706 -1.6216 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Dolly-Parton-Story-The-Journal-Tyne-Theatre-Newcastle/160152.html <strong>Folkestone Literary Festival</strong> event, a talk on the modern history of the royals, by local the TV historian. gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/David-Starkey-/28818.html 14.85 54.9706 -1.6216 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Dolly-Parton-Story-in-Newcastle-Upon-Tyne-The-Journal-Tyne-Theatre-Newcastle/225368.html Sheherazade, the greatest of all storytellers presents three fabulous tales from her Arabian Nights: A dreamy tale from the desert; a watery tale from the bed of the ocean; and a cheeky tale straight from a donkey’s mouth. 51.0813 1.1832 music theatre venue creative quarter creative foundation comedy bar food http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Arabian-Nights-Quarterhouse/213980.html + Tia McGraff With Members Of The Storys. 7.15pm &pound;9 &pound;11 51.2739 0.5253 pub bar booze music gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Eileen-Rose-The-Holy-Wreck-Zebra-Bar/34288.html 52.4766 -1.8988 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Smooth-Radio-s-The-Carpenters-Story-Alexandra-Theatre-Birmingham/214754.html 51.4648 0.0096 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Juliet-Gardiner-The-Thirties-An-Intimate-History-Blackheath-Halls/220558.html Experience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has... 51.5012 -0.1775 music venue bar gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Swan-Lake-Royal-Albert-Hall/163679.html 15 55.0459 -1.4522 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Dolly-Parton-Story-Playhouse-Whitley-Bay/163509.html Experience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has... 51.5012 -0.1775 music venue bar gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Swan-Lake-in-London-Royal-Albert-Hall/158378.html Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire’ is set in 1987 Harlem and tells the story of Claireece Precious Jones , an overweight, illiterate teen, who is pregnant with her second child by her father, is invited to enrol in an alternative school... 51.0813 1.1832 music theatre venue creative quarter creative foundation comedy bar food tv / film http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Film-Quarterhouse-Precious-Quarterhouse/213962.html 51.9157 -2.0674 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wychwood-Music-Festival-Levellers-Dreadzone-Adrian-Edmondson-The-Bad-Shepherds-Harry-The-Dinosaurs-author-Ian-Whybrow-Roald-Dahl-Storytellers-English-National-Ballet-Cheltenham-Racecourse/188342.html Starts the Month of Music at this brand new venue... Nick Harrison, Seven Story Down, Floors and Walls and Kids Love Lies and then acoustic sets in the bar with MC Spooka, Mr Barista, Outa City Committee and Tom Williams... 51.0813 1.1832 music theatre venue creative quarter creative foundation comedy bar food gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/BBC-Kent-Introducing-1st-Birthday-Party-Quarterhouse/76869.html 53.3442 -6.2661 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kevin-Doyle-Sings-The-Elvis-Story-Olympia-Theatre/216713.html 25 53.3442 -6.2661 gig http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Story-Of-Motown-Olympia-Theatre/211389.html