A quarter of commuters have found love in the tubeaccording to a poll by London Underground. And who's printing this shite? Yes, Metro. What should the sharpest response be? The other 75% can never find love becuase they've gnawed off their genitals in sheer frustration at the poor service? Stuck at... apropos of the mobiles / saudi rebellion story(This story, to be precise... a friend and I came up with a brilliant pro-peace idea. Our forces should FLOOD the Arab world, and especially Iraq, with great western consumer goods. If the soldiers handed out mobile phones, Nike Dunks in unique-to-... RE: apropos of the mobiles / saudi rebellion storyi like that idea - what about giving them all these?... Sit Down, next to me, on a shelfJames' first official biography, titled Folklore: The Official Story, has been completed, and the book is on track for release on 9 November.The book is available exclusively on the band's official site now, or you can pre-order it from Amazon at a d... World's Coolest BelgiansIf you're in London tomorrow night, valued punters Roger and Jeff are hosting "The World's Coolest Belgians", Soulwax at their fortnightly "Sputnik" Club...Soulwax will be DJing at the club, at the Monarch on Chalk Farm Road, immediately they step of... Friday Afternoon EducationJust got this by email from Andrew Nicols:The name Dido also originates from Virgil's Aeneid, in which the Epic hero Aeneas thinks he loses all but 7 of his ships to a storm created by the Godess Juno who is Aeneas' Grandmother. Anyway, they land in ... Yet Another Fighting Cocks StoryNo, not really... Everyone knows about tonight's gig anyway, don't they?Well, if you're in London and not doing anything from about 11pm onwards, there's a chance to see PopEx newcomers Lowfinger at Feet First, at Camden Palace...... The Folkestone People's History Centre to hold 'Dig for History' eventThe Folkestone People's History Centre, run by Canterbury Christ Church University, is giving Folkestone schools and local people the opportunity to learn more about the early history of Folkestone.A three-day history weekend workshop, called "Dig fo... Now The Mirror has the storyHere, and they put PERVERT in capitals, just so you know...A PERVERT is dressing up like movie character Mrs Doubtfire to grope teenage girls.The cunning predator disguises himself as a granny to strike up conversation with teenagers and young women.... Folkestone Herald has the full granny man storyIt's already come to court, granny man is a short balding transvestite from Densole, he refutes claims that he touched any of the young girls he chatted up.The paper names him too, but I don't feel that's my place... Is it you? Post a picture of your... Sorry I know nothing of the historyThere is a baptist chapel just around the corner, on <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=folkestone+rendezvous+street" title="Google for folkestone rendezvous street">Rendezvous Street</a>, that is now a Wetherspoons pub.The story must have been deleted from the IndependentIt was quite a long time ago... no idea what it was about now, probably some mention of the great and the good of Folkestone (and Michael Howard) meeting up for some sort of regular lunch at La Tavernetta...So here's the Guardian story THE MAN couldn't hush upCash for honours: key document names LevyIt's been good for The Guardian I'm sure, I bought one today to see what the fuss was about; on BBC Breakfast this morning they were so wary of the story they didn't even have a copy of the Guardian on their d... RE: So here's the Guardian story THE MAN couldn't hush upI saw Hot Fuzz at the weekend too and it was class!Slightly disappointed at the Guardian for publishing that article, it was the BBC's scoop but a judge said they couldn't release it and then the Guardian went and released it anyway. It's just not cr... NME Brat Awards on youtubeThis is the 1997 equivalent of the awards that are going on tonight. I was at this one! Can you see me?Can't remember what venue this was at. I might be back when I have gleaned more info. That video clip claims it was somewhere in Camden but I don't... Is the recession over?<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2009/sep/04/recession-uk-surviving-personal-stories">Not according to this couple from Dover</a> I don't think. So what down at heel pub on the sea front are they on about?"er, folkestone"?what's that meant to mean daily mirror? If I find out it's someone I know who wrote that I will be doubly offended! Some nonsense about x-factor and how someone is doing a PA in Aberdeen rather than Folkestone.... BBC 6 Music autoresponseThey responded quickly to my complaint, but do not directly address my suggestion that they close down Radio 1 instead:Thanks for your e-mail regarding BBC 6 Music.All services are being reviewed at the moment as a part of the BBC wide Strategy Revie... Town Unearthed Research Group will be meeting this Thursday (9th Dec) at 6.30-8pm at the History Resource Centre at Folkestone LibraryDear All,Just to remind you that the Town Unearthed Research Group will be meeting this Thursday (9th Dec) at 6.30-8pm at the History Resource Centre at Folkestone Library.We will be discussing research themes and agreeing groups and questions.Also,... Volunteers wanted to "Unlock The Bayle"...Dear volunteers,As you know we have two weekends of archaeology on The Bayle coming up on 12th/13th and 19th/20th March - "Unlocking the Bayle". We hope to uncover some of the fascinating history of the site which stretches from the Neolithic to the... Harry and the dinosaurs at the museum - the movieyoutube.com/watch?v=clTuqJBvsoAA record of our day out at the Natural History Museum.... Voulez VousThe ABBA story - so actually a story, or just a tribute show? We have tickets for this, if you want them I would think you can have them for free...The Seventh Cross+ Ella + Clone The Fragile + A Story At Three + The Arcane War MachineFilm @ Quarterhouse - A ProphetWinner of the Cannes Film Festival Grand Prix, ‘A Prophet’ tells the story of 19-year-old Malik El Djbena who has been condemned to six years in prison.<br /><br /> 8pmGet Back - The Beatles StoryWicked: the Hit MusicalWicked ? The Musical draws from Gregory Maguire?s best-selling novel and the iconic movie ?The Wonderful Wizard of Oz? (1939) to reveal the story how...The Elements of Murder: A History of Poison: John Emsley"Folkestone before 1500" launchThe Folkestone People's History Centre is inviting local people to take part in an exciting new heritage project called "A Town Unearthed: Folkestone Before 1500"The Billy Fury Story17.5 - 18.5Wicked: the Hit MusicalWicked ? The Musical draws from Gregory Maguire?s best-selling novel and the iconic movie ?The Wonderful Wizard of Oz? (1939) to reveal the story how...Swan LakeExperience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has...Swan LakeExperience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has...Swan LakeExperience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has...The Carpenter's Story24Mythical Firework Spectacular at Leeds CastleLegend comes to life with a firework and light show against the backdrop of the lit castle. 10-metre high flames jet into the night sky; projected images and lasers add to the spectacular fireworks illustrating the story of the night of the dragon.... The Dolly Parton Story15David Starkey<strong>Folkestone Literary Festival</strong> event, a talk on the modern history of the royals, by local the TV historian.The Dolly Parton Story in Newcastle Upon Tyne14.85Arabian NightsSheherazade, the greatest of all storytellers presents three fabulous tales from her Arabian Nights: A dreamy tale from the desert; a watery tale from the bed of the ocean; and a cheeky tale straight from a donkey’s mouth.Eileen Rose & The Holy Wreck+ Tia McGraff With Members Of The Storys. 7.15pm &pound;9 &pound;11Smooth Radio's The Carpenters StoryJuliet Gardiner The Thirties:An Intimate HistorySwan LakeExperience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has...The Dolly Parton Story15Swan Lake in LondonExperience the classic love tale in the dazzling surroundings of Milan?s La Scala. Follow the tragic story of Prince Siegfried and his Odette, who has...Film @ Quarterhouse - PreciousPrecious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire’ is set in 1987 Harlem and tells the story of Claireece Precious Jones , an overweight, illiterate teen, who is pregnant with her second child by her father, is invited to enrol in an alternative school... Wychwood Music Festival, Levellers, Dreadzone, Adrian Edmondson & The Bad Shepherds, Harry & The Dinosaurs author, Ian Whybrow, Roald Dahl Storytellers, English National BalletBBC Kent Introducing: 1st Birthday PartyStarts the Month of Music at this brand new venue... Nick Harrison, Seven Story Down, Floors and Walls and Kids Love Lies and then acoustic sets in the bar with MC Spooka, Mr Barista, Outa City Committee and Tom Williams... Kevin Doyle Sings The Elvis StoryThe Story Of Motown25