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		<title>A new dawn, a new hope, a new America, etc</title>
		<description>A shift away from Conservatism, it's Obama what won it. The number of seats makes it look like a proper drubbing, Barack Obama winning two for each one that John McCain did, and it wasn't close like George W Bush's controversial win, but it looked li... </description>
		<category>america</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>us election</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11678/A+new+dawn%2C+a+new+hope%2C+a+new+America%2C+etc</link>
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		<title>MediaMonkey</title>
		<description>When I had hard drive problems recently and had to restore all my music library from a backup, I only had backups of the actual tracks and not all the associated itunes stuff. This means I lost most of my album artwork and things! Annoyingly itunes w... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>mediamonkey</category>
		<category>media monkey</category>
		<category>itunes</category>
		<category>cloverfield</category>
		<category>fringe</category>
		<category>spooks</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11660/MediaMonkey</link>
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		<title>More camera strangeness</title>
		<description>I had a burst of five emails in a row from the camera, not sure if it's when I'd tweaked with the settings or not so no idea if it's working or not. Might try turning off the video attachment see if that's any easier on the email. Found lots of stuff... </description>
		<category>wvc54g</category>
		<category>links</category>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>wireless camera</category>
		<category>email</category>
		<category>smtp</category>
		<category>train</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11621/More+camera+strangeness</link>
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		<title>Look at the rubbish I went to in 1993</title>
		<description>I was clearly going to anything that was going in 1993, but Pulp played Portsmouth TWICE in 1993 and I didn't go. What was going on? Radiohead also played Portsmouth and Southampton this year, supposedly my peak years when I was doing the fanzine, I ... </description>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>gig history</category>
		<category>gigography</category>
		<category>pixies</category>
		<category>rem</category>
		<category>wasp</category>
		<category>transvision vamp</category>
		<category>pulp</category>
		<category>radiohead</category>
		<category>time travel</category>
		<category>time machine</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11485/Look+at+the+rubbish+I+went+to+in+1993</link>
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		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
		<category>phreads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast</link>
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		<title>Bonekickers</title>
		<description>Did you see Bonekickers on TV last night? I will watch some crap, but even I had to turn it off, it was so bad! I am still tempted to catch up on what I turned off on iplayer later, just to reassure myself that it was just about the worst thing ever.... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bonekickers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11399/Bonekickers</link>
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		<title>Lost!</title>
		<description>Not Lost the TV show, I haven't actually thought about that since watching the fairly rubbish end of series four and writing that subject line. No, actually lost, some people I met yesterday who did not know where they were.My walk from work to the s... </description>
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		<category>lost</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11384/Lost%21</link>
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		<title>The Fisherman’s rest is rubbish</title>
		<description>The Fisherman’s rest is rubbish and I won’t be using that place again, decided to pop in for a drink last weekend (3rd May) with my wife and friends, only to be told very rudely by the Landlord to leave as it was a private function.  The place looked... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11220/The+Fisherman%92s+rest+is+rubbish</link>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<category>asda</category>
		<category>bouverie square</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Yesterday's house hunt</title>
		<description>A trip to Canterbury yesterday, an early start, four houses to see. First one was a bit further out than we first thought, up Whitstable Road, though not an insurmountable distance to Canterbury West. The house is at the end of a cul-de-sac, so you h... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11193/Yesterday%27s+house+hunt</link>
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		<title>Glastonbury pictures</title>
		<description>Thinking about Glastonbury, Mum asked at the weekend if we had any pictures of us there, bearing in mind we may never go again. And I thought LAWKS, no I don't! I found a few luckily, but they're rubbish, andn none that make it look like we're having... </description>
		<category>glastonbury</category>
		<category>2003</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11167/Glastonbury+pictures</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>On 30th March was our 5th digital image competition of the season when our members learn from the judges comments, tips, advice and experience. Our judge was Mr Dave Mason who came to us from Woolwich, a very experienced photographer, and his results... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11148/Folkestone+camera+club+update</link>
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		<title>Good weekend, rubbish episode of Lost</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, Emma was visiting, we sat about quite a lot, and went to Chambers (via a very brief look in at The Bank Bar) on the Saturday night. Did not eat out all weekend (cue &quot;but if you don't owt you'll die!&quot;), can't remember the last time I had... </description>
		<category>blood</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11050/Good+weekend%2C+rubbish+episode+of+Lost</link>
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		<title>Boo, house rubbishness</title>
		<description>Both the houses we were interested in (even if we could barely afford them) this modern one near Canterbury West, and Black Griffin Lane are both sold! Subject to contract anyway. I thought the housing market meant to be slow at the moment?... </description>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10955/Boo%2C+house+rubbishness</link>
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		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>curry</category>
		<category>indian</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>buffet</category>
		<category>all you can eat</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>gps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<title>Lost: bit annoying</title>
		<description>Watched the new episode, hope you enjoy it if you watch it tonight. I'm convinced the story's still being made up as it goes along, and that there won't be any actual answers by the end of the show. Some new ideas introduced, I'll probably stick with... </description>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>dover</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>ale</category>
		<category>camra</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10929/Lost%3A+bit+annoying</link>
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		<title>Botolph's Bridge Inn.</title>
		<description>A mile or two back from the coast at Dymchurch in West Hythe, this is a great little find.Ideal for cyclists touring the Marsh, (cycle rack are provided next to a lovely little beer garden overlooking fields full of sheep.) or for those seeking somet...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10818/Botolph%27s+Bridge+Inn.&quot;&gt;Rated 8.36/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0848</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.0357</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10818/Botolph%27s+Bridge+Inn.</link>
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		<title>happy new year!</title>
		<description>Originally posted at just after midnight, what service I offer eh? We were in at this time, we decided to take a year off from all the NYE shenanigans this year, and have a quiet one in watching the TV. How odd that BBC seem to have done exactly the ... </description>
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		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>new years eve</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10802/happy+new+year%21</link>
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		<title>TFI The Weekend</title>
		<description>Bit of a choppy working week, but now two days respite. Which is nice. So, off to see the family in a few minutes, hence being up and about at this time.Quiet night in last night, Brand new Rebus on TV, lots of swearing for an ITV show I thought, the... </description>
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		<category>harry clarke</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>qi</category>
		<category>auction</category>
		<category>stephen fry</category>
		<category>alan davies</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10624/TFI+The+Weekend</link>
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		<title>Bah !</title>
		<description>That was clearly a try, his knee was still in when the ball went over the line. The video ref had taken a bung I reckon.To be fair, South Africa played the better rugby.. we certainly didn't disgrace ourselves and can be proud of second place. The ma... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10610/Bah+%21</link>
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		<title>Ooh, also watching</title>
		<description>Heroes, new series is great, even despite the rubbish &quot;English&quot; and &quot;Irish&quot; accents... where did they get these people?Nice, that link to Heroes shows up lots of very old posts from the days of popex, my &quot;heroes and villains of the year&quot;, from whatev... </description>
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		<category>tv</category>
		<category>heroes</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10586/Ooh%2C+also+watching</link>
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		<title>Fullsome weekender</title>
		<description>Fairly action packed weekend for me really, surprise meal for Clare's folks for their ruby wedding on Friday, we went to The Jackdaw. I had exotic mushroom paella, it was a bit dull really but a nice night out anyway. Most other people loved their fo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10558/Fullsome+weekender&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Fullsome weekender&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10558/Fullsome+weekender&quot;&gt;Rated 5.29/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>pizza</category>
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		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>denton</category>
		<category>jackdaw</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10558/Fullsome+weekender</link>
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		<title>&quot;Caught By The Fuzz&quot; for the &quot;Who were Supergrass, Grandad?&quot; generation</title>
		<description>Lethal Bizzle's &quot;Police On My Back&quot; is a bit flippin' good isn't it? Who says I don't like new music, because I've listened to new music before and it's all rubbish? Oh, that'd be me.Also this week, I am listening to Suede rarities and bootlegs and t... </description>
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		<category>grime</category>
		<category>garage</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>suede</category>
		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10543/%22Caught+By+The+Fuzz%22+for+the+%22Who+were+Supergrass%2C+Grandad%3F%22+generation</link>
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		<title>There was me worried about embarrassing myself...</title>
		<description>We have a couple of vacancies on the programming team at work, all the applicants have been given a PHP test to do, and some of the scores had been a bit weak, so the bosses wondered if the test was too hard, so they gave it to all the existing staff... </description>
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		<category>php</category>
		<category>bmw</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>test</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10488/There+was+me+worried+about+embarrassing+myself...</link>
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		<title>Hacking the WidePod</title>
		<description>OK, I have not actually hacked the new ipod Touch yet, I do not have one and have not seen one in the flesh,  but I wanted to have a post on subject anyway. I love the idea of being able to go online on the device, but if it's all geared towards just... </description>
		<category>apple</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>mac</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10475/Hacking+the+WidePod</link>
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		<title>Ooh lightning strike!</title>
		<description>No trains from Folkestone for the forseeable, because of a lighting strike over night, we do get all the action here don't we. They can't put on any replacement busses until after the school run as they're all in use. I'm getting a lift in today so I... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<category>weather</category>
		<category>lightning</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>trashford</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<category>trains</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10411/Ooh+lightning+strike%21</link>
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		<title>The sister-in-law's waters have just broken</title>
		<description>This is a medical term that is related in some way to having a baby apparently. This means we're likely to have a new niece this afternoon, we'll call in to see her on our way to Canterbury for lunch tomorrow, I think she's in Ashford. This new niece... </description>
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		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>birthdays</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>hotels</category>
		<category>1970s</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10404/The+sister-in-law%27s+waters+have+just+broken</link>
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		<title>I always found opera a bit rubbish</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10390/I+always+found+opera+a+bit+rubbish</link>
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		<title>You can click on the subject / title to edit it</title>
		<description>ooh, errors galore in internet explorer here! I'm rubbish at internets.</description>
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		<title>I found the sidebar stuff quite tricky actually</title>
		<description>I can't remember how I did it right now, I can only suggest looking in the source, it's all integral. I'll try and update my source code with some comments when I get time... Or, having looked at it again, completely rewrite it, it's rubbish... This ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10376/I+found+the+sidebar+stuff+quite+tricky+actually</link>
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		<title>Camden Underworld</title>
		<description>Reni out of the &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/stone+roses&quot;&gt;Stone Roses&lt;/a&gt; and his band... was looking forward to this a lot, but it was absolutely shocking.</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/157/Camden+Underworld</link>
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		<title>South Parade Pier</title>
		<description>Some rubbish spoken word thing. He is frightening so we laughed at his jokes anyway.</description>
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		<category>venue</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>attended</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/13/South+Parade+Pier</link>
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		<title>Portsmouth Guildhall</title>
		<description>Festival in Guildhall Square, Firework Party, The Rubber Bishops (Bill Bailey + Kevin Eldon, Midway Still, Alan Parker, Atilla The Stockbroker, Eat, Back To The Planet, Mega City Four, Trevor &amp; Simon +... </description>
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