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		<title>Barfly Glasgow</title>
		<description>&quot;http://www.barflyclub.com/listings/glasgow.html&quot; Barfly Glasgow has gone live with the new code what I done writ. Oh, and I saw a policeman on a little moped today. That's the most exciting thing that has happened all day. I might buy some &quot;http://w... </description>
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		<title>I want your mushrooms. Where are they?</title>
		<description>Folkestone in the Guardian today, in a story about how magic mushrooms have come back into the mainstream and the highstreet, and then suddenly there's a superbad crackdown again:One retailer caught in the police crackdown was Andy Burgess, who runs ... </description>
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		<category>magic mushrooms</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2473/I+want+your+mushrooms.+Where+are+they%3F</link>
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		<title>Alistair Stewart (Him off Police Camera ACTION!)</title>
		<description>Approx. 20:30pm, Friday 16th March 2001 buying a chinese. Fuck knows what he was doing in Alresford. Anyway, he drives a rather nice T-reg Merck convertible (which he stalled!!!). My mate has photos of it which may come into use. This, by the way, is... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5201/Alistair+Stewart+%28Him+off+Police+Camera+ACTION!%29</link>
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		<title>Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>Police are looking for this man in connection with an alleged indecent assault:It shouldn't be too hard to find him, just look for the man with a big potato instead of a head. I can't even tell which way round that guy's supposed to be facing. Securi... </description>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>He looks guilty.....</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10148/RE:+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>That's pretty bad... WHAT is the point of the cameras then?  Surely even if they catch the guy they can't use that as evidence?  It could be anyone.</description>
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		<title>An aggressive youth in a tracksuit, should not be hard to find...</title>
		<description>Reprinting from Kent news, hopefully they'll get a result, are there not CCTV cameras all over the Leas?POLICE are appealing for help identifying a group of youths who assaulted and hurled abuse at a street cleaner.The 62-year-old broke his arm when ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10522/An+aggressive+youth+in+a+tracksuit,+should+not+be+hard+to+find...</link>
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		<title>Wagamama tipping policy</title>
		<description>we do not include a service charge and when people leave a tip, 100% of the money goes to our staff - they are the ones who earn it, and they’re the ones who should receive it! our staff are also paid national minimum wage or more and we do not use t... </description>
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		<title>I think it's fair to say Mr Tomlinson DID have contact with police before he died!</title>
		<description>Man who died at the G20 police (the man the IPCC initially said the police had had no &quot;contact&quot; with) seen here in a video getting some rather full contact in the back from a policeman. Courtesy of The Guardian.Heard the man's son on the radio today ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12476/I+think+it%27s+fair+to+say+Mr+Tomlinson+DID+have+contact+with+police+before+he+died!</link>
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		<title>RE: I think it's fair to say Mr Tomlinson DID have contact with police before he died!</title>
		<description>Hmm, I've got lots of conflicting views about this dude. All of which are far too controversial for here. Lets just say it's a shame he died and leave it at that.Just while I'm here, boo to Twitter, it's killing my enjoyment of rambling blogs!... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12479/RE:+I+think+it%27s+fair+to+say+Mr+Tomlinson+DID+have+contact+with+police+before+he+died!</link>
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		<title>Police medic of the day</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/dzum4e&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popbitch.com&quot;&gt;popbitch.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>opposite where the police station is now?</title>
		<description>Thanks for sharing your memories.</description>
		<category>folkestone school of art</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12599/opposite+where+the+police+station+is+now%3F</link>
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		<title>Police are trying to get Stokes Bay Festival cancelled</title>
		<description>Not that I'm going but boo, the police.See the Festival lineup. Adrian Edmondson, really? Oh seems so. Punk songs on folk instruments:I see Ella Edmondson is also on the bill, wonder if one artist came free with the other..?... </description>
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		<category>adrian edmondson and the bad shepherds</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12662/Police+are+trying+to+get+Stokes+Bay+Festival+cancelled</link>
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		<title>Caught by the fuzz</title>
		<description>I just got pulled over, kind of. Stopped to drop off my cow-orkers about here, and as they got out a police car pulled up next to me. &quot;Do you have any points on your license sir?&quot;, seems I was partly on the zig-zags by the pedestrian crossing. As the... </description>
		<category>police</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13123/Caught+by+the+fuzz</link>
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		<title>Just being sarcastic</title>
		<description>Who'd have thought it?</description>
		<category>police</category>
		<category>sarcastic</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13128/Just+being+sarcastic</link>
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		<title>Weekend and that</title>
		<description>Friday night went to Richard Herring's gig at the Cheesegrater in Folkestone, was good. Quarterhouse doesn't seem to have changed much though I did hear that Bar Vasa had pulled out of the bar / food, all still seems to be functioning normally. Did n... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13262/Weekend+and+that</link>
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		<title>nme says the police were called to the editors gig</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nme.com/news/editors/50348&quot;&gt;Read it here&lt;/a&gt;. I was at the gig, I was not in the fight. Sorry I have not written my review yet (of the gig or the fight) been busy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13359/nme+says+the+police+were+called+to+the+editors+gig</link>
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		<title>My review of the fight!</title>
		<description>No, my review of The Editors at the Leas Cliff Hall. Already too much time has passed for me to do this justice, I can just about remember what I just ate for my lunch (pie, roast vegetables, peas, sweetcorn, lovely) and the gig was on Tuesday. Went ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13362/My+review+of+the+fight!</link>
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		<title>Folkestone brothel raid!</title>
		<description>Two women have been arrested after police raided a house in Kent they suspect has been used as a brothel.The pair, aged 50 and 34, were held following a search of the property at Victoria Grove, Folkestone.It's not just amusing Fareham crimes I like ... </description>
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		<title>The Linden Lea has reclosed!</title>
		<description>After the big reopening news it seems The Linden Lea, Portchester, has closed again. That didn't last long! There was a big row there last week, the police were called and someone climbed from the grounds of the pub into neighbouring gardens. To esca... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13633/The+Linden+Lea+has+reclosed!</link>
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		<title>Channelfly Xmas Party</title>
		<description>Before I worked there, I think there were bands. THIS is why I left the &lt;strong&gt;Wonderstuff&lt;/strong&gt; early, doh... There was a ruckus and the police sent us all home.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Channelfly-Xmas-Party-Barfly/9372.html</link>
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		<title>Hush Hush 2nd Birthday, RUSKO (Mad Decent/Dub Police), Djamba, Giles W</title>
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		<title>Easter Ale &amp; Cider Festival at</title>
		<description>The Chambers, Cheriton Place, Folkestone.  Live music from the JAZZ POLICE on the opening night and live music on Saturday also.  Featuring: Thatchers Farmers Tipple; Westons Country Perry; Burrow Hill - Dry; Broadoak - KB; Biddenden - Dry; 3 Rivers ... </description>
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		<title>fabriclive: Dubpolice, ROOM ONE, Caspa,  Emalkay, The Others, Matty G,, ORIS JAY, Trolley Snatcher, MC Crazy D, Rod Azlan &amp; Flo Dan, ROOM TWO:, Goldie, Lynx, Klute, Blu Mar Ten, MCs SP: MC, ROOM THREE:, Poirier feat MC Face-T</title>
		<description>14.00</description>
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		<title>Tokyo Police Club</title>
		<description>9.00</description>
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		<title>Tokyo Police Club</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Tokyo-Police-Club-The-Scala/217720.html</link>
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		<title>Police Squad</title>
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		<title>Jazz Police</title>
		<description>Our longest standing live entertainment &amp; they NEVER fail to deliver. Always new faces at a JAZZ POLICE night. Pure quality Swing &amp; Jazz til gone 11pm!</description>
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		<title>Jazz Police</title>
		<description>Great Swing Jazz From The Hullabaloo Duo. 5pm to 7pm Free</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Jazz-Police-The-Ivy-House/230482.html</link>
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		<title>Joan As Police Woman in Oxford</title>
		<description>69.30</description>
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		<title>Big Re-Union Gig for</title>
		<description>The Police Squad. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Big-Re-Union-Gig-for-George-Hotel/235454.html</link>
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		<title>Southern   Country</title>
		<description>Six piece country   band great singers great musicians. Doors: 7pm  &amp;pound;6.50  tickets in   advance from Seaward Copy Shop St Peters or call tony 07811112300. All   proceeds to next years Police Panto. new</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Southern-Country-/241522.html</link>
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		<title>Joan As Police Woman in Birmingham</title>
		<description>77.00</description>
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		<title>Jazz Police</title>
		<description>30's 40's Swing Jazz Duo. 5pm to 7pm Free</description>
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		<title>Police Squad</title>
		<description>Police Tribute Band. 5.30-8pm Free</description>
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