2008-11-24UTC01:22:56Live pirate map!Missed opportunity, why use google's default map pins instead of little skull and crossbone graphics?This map shows all the piracy and armed robbery incidents reported to the IMB Piracy Reporting Centre during 2008.... 2008-09-19UTC07:01:02Arr!Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... 2008-09-19UTC06:41:22Don't ye be forgettin' dawgsToday is Talk Like A Pirate Day!Every year I think I'm going to make more of a deal of this at work, have written some especially piratey code to roll out, and every year I forgets, arrr...... 2008-06-14UTC06:59:20Psst, wanna buy a Tracey Emin?A GREAT day around Folkestone today, it was the start of the Triennial and there was tonnes to see. Number one activity was hunting down the Tracey Emin's before they got stolen. She'd cast several bronze sculptures of abandoned baby clothes that she... <br /><a href="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11326/Psst%2C+wanna+buy+a+Tracey+Emin%3F">Rated 4.78/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2008-06-13UTC06:04:27Too boringLess posts about PHP, javascript and KML to come, as my friend - let's call him the cowardly civil servant to offer him some anonymity - found it boring. While he was reading at work. How do you find the time mate? I'll tell you what's boring, it's m... 2008-05-15UTC09:15:55Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower TheatreThe Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ... <br /><a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre">Rated 5.07/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2008-04-23UTC01:00:32Pirate museumThere's a pirate museum in Key West, Florida. If you're going to Key West any time soon, why not call in there and tell me how it was? Some more Key West links, in case you or anyone know is going.Sloppy Joes a bar with live music, with live webcams ... 2007-07-17UTC12:31:54Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)Edinburgh is nice. "Our kind of city" the wife wrote on her postcards, and I agree. We got a speedy train there from Carlisle into Edinburgh Haymarket, this was the side of the city we were staying on. We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... 2006-12-24UTC01:07:41And to youHave you seen Pirates of the Carribean 2? That's not nearly as good as the first one, agreed about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory also.Hope you all have a great Christmas and a good time out tonight with everyone, it is a shame to miss it, hope to... 2006-11-27UTC11:00:35Monday morning roundupI'd heard of this before, but didn't know the reason why some councils are refusing to recycle shredded paper, that's pretty poor.Commercial director John Collis said: "The small pieces of paper tend to get trapped in the conveyor belts and cause a f... 2006-11-16UTC01:52:58RE: Bus Pirates!I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.<br /><br />Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....<br /><br />Why aren't these replies working?2006-11-16UTC01:51:26RE: SpamalotI'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.<br /><br />Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....2006-11-16UTC09:38:59Bus Pirates!Pirates, on a bus, a new comedy series. Not watched it properly yet as I have no sound here, but it comes recommended. ARRR!VERY NICE night in London last night, great to see chums Ralph and Linda's very swanky pad, and a proper luxury to have a five... 2006-02-06UTC10:38:18Next Lone Star Comedy (and an explanation of the last one)Fromt www.lonestarcomedy.co.uk:hope you are all well and have survived the ultimately depressing month of january. we had the busiest night for months at lone star last month, and i feel that we did people justice with a fantastic show, so i hope yo... <br /><a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4599/Next+Lone+Star+Comedy+%28and+an+explanation+of+the+last+one%29">Rated 5.28/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2005-09-19UTC11:11:13YARR!It's <a href="http://www.yarr.org.uk">International Talk Like A Pirate day</a>!<br /><br />2004-03-29UTC08:45:14Keira Knightly in "The Hole"Every time someone comes here searching for Keira Knightly it costs me money, so please support my sponsors... if you buy The Hole on DVD starring a 16 year old Keira for only Ł5.99, then I'll earn about 20p, which is enough for me to serve another 1... 2004-03-03UTC07:32:28RE: Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)1) they turn into skellitons when they are in the moonlight, and are actually not breathing air, so there isnt any in their lungs. 2) jack folded the chain in two, then grabbed the other (folded) end with one hand. if you watch it closely you'll see.... 2004-02-26UTC11:25:01Progress on the flatGot a bundle back from my solicitor yesterday, there's loads of restrictions in the lease, I hope it's all standard stuff... awaiting an official report though, this info was just to give me an idea, the solicitor is going to sum it up and tell me wh... 2004-01-03UTC03:24:34Pirates of the Caribbean gameThere's a Pirates of the Caribbean for the PC starring (at least the voice of) Keira Knightly...... 2003-12-27UTC06:03:51Good ChristmasBACK in London now after a smashing (but short) family Christmas... with having xmas eve off we got down to Fareham in plenty of time to relax and receive the first of our xmas bonusses - a ride in the Beetle... this was my first car that I bought in... <br /><a href="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas"><img alt="Good Christmas" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2163/2258164808_401d81aaea_m.jpg" /></a> <br /><a href="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/674/Good+Christmas">Rated 3.57/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2003-12-15UTC10:34:09Keira KnightlyLordy, this site comes up third only to IMDB and her official site if if you search for Keira Knightly on Google... I didn't plan this either, if only the results were so easy to manipulate on purpose... All because I mentioned her in a review of Pir... 2003-11-30UTC07:16:18Pirates of the Caribbean DVD<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008KDHH/clarkeology-21#">Out Monday!</a>2003-09-01UTC07:58:40Stoke Newington CinemaWhile I'm in this thread I should give a mention to the Rio Cinema, 103-107 Kingsland High Street, London E8 2PB (Telephone 020 7241 9410).It's the nearest cinema to stokey, but it wasn't showing the mighty mighty Pirates of the Carribean...... 2003-08-18UTC02:42:37Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)I thought of a few of things about the film - if "Bootstrap" Bill Turner was tied to an anchor and thrown into the depths after they'd stolen the cursed gold, then right up to the point where Will (Orlando Bloom) bleeds over the gold, his dad is out ... 2003-08-17UTC08:43:58Pirates of the Caribbean is aceWell worth going to see, and Warner Village Islington was a great place to see it. Apart from the bloke sat next to me, who stank. Seats were big, plenty of space, very comfortable.Johnny Depp is great as Captain Jack Sparrow, he apparently based his... 2003-08-17UTC10:32:00Warner Village IslingtonGoing to the cinema tonight to see Pirates of the Caribbean, to the Warner cinema (Parkfield Street, London, N1 0PS, Telephone 0870 240 6020). That's the cinema in what was the new new new Marquee club. Which is now shut down, bit of an ambitious pro... 2003-08-16UTC10:25:02PEACE!The nephews have gone home, it's been a fantastic week, but tiring... haven't spent that much time with them both, EVER! Looking forward to our family holiday we've just booked for 20 of us in Greece somewhere.Today; washing, tidying, sitting, watchi... 2003-06-11UTC10:40:50Holiday readingWhile I was away I read Matthew's Prize: Being the Tale of a Whitby Orphan Boy's Longing to Navigate the Broad Seas though I didn't know the title was so long at the time... it's about PIRATES, and it's quite good, if a bit of a blokey version of a m... 2001-02-12UTC10:34:29Santa Clause is coming to townYou've missed a couple of dates, this schedule got caught up in the ether, but there's probably still time to catch The Cooper Temple Clause when they come to your town...The debut EP "The Hardware EP" is out on Monday (the 19th) and will be availabl... 2000-06-05UTC08:54:37AAA-HARRRRRR!!!The site is back at last! Thanks for being patient through this troubled 24 hours... In case you missed it, the good ship popEx was hijacked by saucy web pirates who were using it to show the filthiest porn known to humanity - some of it even includi...