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		<title>Hairy Tongue goes &quot;Tonsils Up&quot;</title>
		<description>The omnipresent collection of pictures of that big cult Jamie Oliver has vanished!No need to start boycotting Sainsbury's and Toploader gigs just yet though, there's been no legal leaning... According to the organisers &quot;It's fallen over&quot;...Hairytongu... </description>
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		<title>How much do the Darkness ROCK?</title>
		<description>Here's how much they rock... wearing his Freddie Mercury influence on his, uh, legs Justin Darkness leaps TRIUMPHANTLY like a salmon at their gig on Friday.The gig at The Castle, Tooting was a ROCK success, but the filming of it by MTV possibly less ... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone for the Olympics</title>
		<description>Not the Olympics for Folkestone, obviously, but I've seen a few news reports from across the seas, sees Canadian and American sports fans are being told that Folkestone's a good place to stay if visiting the Olympics in 2012! These are all from the s... </description>
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		<title>Google / Yahoo MERGER!</title>
		<description>Well, no actually, not at all but Google are serving ads on some of Yahoo's pages. What about Yahoo serving ads in Google's &quot;slots&quot; (like the ones on this page)? I want more different ads served up here, so more people are likely to click on them and... </description>
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		<title>Today is the 20th anniversary</title>
		<description>... of my 18th birthday. Happy birthday to Clare too, aren't we great having birthdays on the same day?Happy birthday also to work chum @jodiedoubleday whose birthday is today too. I don't see many n.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_27#Births famous birthdays... </description>
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		<title>Olympics ticket prices announced, not on sale yet</title>
		<description>Full details here, 90% of tickets will be at ONE HUNDRED POUNDS or less, bargain. I guess this monster needs paying for somehow. I bet the profits go to private companies not back to the tax payer who is funding it all. Some tickets for all events (i... </description>
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		<title>Another cracking day today</title>
		<description>Must stop reusing the phrase cracking day, but the weather is looking really good for our four day weekend. Will see if it lasts. Harry is back in good health, as of about tea-time yesterday, he is his usual chirpy cheeky monkeyish self again, which ... </description>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
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		<title>And no olympics tickets for us either</title>
		<description>We only applied for three lots of tickets, no money has come out of the account yet so I guess we did not get them. Did they not read my twitterings about the opening ceremony being on my fortieth birthday or what?</description>
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		<category>olympics opening ceremony</category>
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		<title>Happy birthday us</title>
		<description>Clare's birthday today, and my birthday today too, happy birthday us. I am working, Clare and Harry are at the zoo having fun. Tonight Clare and I are going out for beer and chilli, ACE!Clare made me a vegan chocolate and banana fudge cake to bring i... </description>
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		<title>The final countdown</title>
		<description>200 days to go, until my 40th birthday. Just been reminded by an olympics email (start of the olympics is on the same day). Nice.More importantly, only 18 days to go until BOOZE! We're not drinking for the whole of January, but, we're saying the end ... </description>
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		<category>fortieth birthday</category>
		<category>oh fuck i'm fortystewart lee</category>
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		<category>not drinking</category>
		<category>booze</category>
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