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		<title>Madame Zingara in London</title>
		<description>Hi There,Madame Zingara will be in London at Battersea Power Station with our Theatre of Dreams for a limited run.We've just completed a two-year sellout run of our home country South Africa and are looking forward to entertaining London.More info ca... </description>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11699</guid>
		<title>Emma's office makes a music video</title>
		<description>Not quite sure why, they're running a competition encouraging people to make their own version of his video I think:www.moneyinmypocket.tv... </description>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>wiley</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>emma</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11699/Emma%27s+office+makes+a+music+video</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11683</guid>
		<title>I fought the law, and the post office won</title>
		<description>Damn, tried to beat the system this week, and failed. We went to see David Starkey last night, presenting his new book Henry: Virtuous Prince, part one of his biography. Very interesting, and makes a change to sitting in front of the telly, sort of. ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11683/I+fought+the+law%2C+and+the+post+office+won&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>folkestone literary festival</category>
		<category>folkestone academy</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11683/I+fought+the+law%2C+and+the+post+office+won</link>
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		<title>The Holloways play Leas Cliff Hall 28th November</title>
		<description>The Holloways play the LCH, get tickets here. Not yet sold out, no need for ebay (yet). Support from local acts Underground Heroes and Seven Storey Down, full press release to follow.More dates nationally, at cosier venues than we get here, guess Fol...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11664/The+Holloways+play+Leas+Cliff+Hall+28th+November&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Holloways play Leas Cliff Hall 28th November&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11664/The+Holloways+play+Leas+Cliff+Hall+28th+November&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>holloways tickets</category>
		<category>the holloways tickets</category>
		<category>the holloways</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11664/The+Holloways+play+Leas+Cliff+Hall+28th+November</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11644</guid>
		<title>sandy toksvig tickets</title>
		<description>Dear Gerald - I am desperate to get 2 tickets for Sandi Toksvig's gig on Nov 8 - they are sold out and the office say no refunds are given so NOONE will send theirs back.  Any ideas?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clare Baker</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>literary festival</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival tickets</category>
		<category>sandi toksvig</category>
		<category>sandi toksvig tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11644/sandy+toksvig+tickets</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Literary Festival Brochure - OUT NOW!</title>
		<description>Folkestone Literary Festival 2008 - 1st to 9th NovemberIf you haven't managed to check out the programme for this year's festival online you'll be pleased to know that the brochures are now available in many locations around Folkestone and the surrou... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11624/Folkestone+Literary+Festival+Brochure+-+OUT+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>FOLKESTONE LITERARY FESTIVAL 2008</title>
		<description>FOLKESTONE LITERARY FESTIVAL 2008 - 1st to 9th NovemberThe full programme is now available on the festival website www.folkestonelitfest.co.uk where you can also book tickets online.Top names this year include Kate Adie, Will Self, Denis Norden, Sir ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11605/FOLKESTONE+LITERARY+FESTIVAL+2008</link>
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		<title>Come on over to my place</title>
		<description>Do you want to come and work here? See our recruitment video.I'm positive they said they would ask permission before they featured us, I think I'm pretty definitely featured there in the bit where they say WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WEB GURU!!! That's not m... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>recruitment</category>
		<category>employment</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11599/Come+on+over+to+my+place</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Literary Festival lineup out at last</title>
		<description>Folkestone Literary Festival 2008 official site has the lineup at last, in a hard to digest pdf format, get it here. All the show times, runners, riders, etc, though I wish they'd put out a text version a bit quicker instead of waiting for that to co... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11592/Folkestone+Literary+Festival+lineup+out+at+last</link>
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		<title>Over the top door staff</title>
		<description>I was removed from marthas because i asked a chap in a kilt if it was true that it was tradional for scots not to wear underwear under their kilts. I think this was harsh and ridiculous, and only came about because he &quot;knew&quot; management, i am a sia li... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>gay</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11572/Over+the+top+door+staff</link>
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		<title>FAREWELL LEAS GIG FOR BATTLESKA GALACTICA</title>
		<description>BATTLESKA GALACTICA play their farwell gig at the Leas Cliff Hall in Folkestone on Saturday September 6th which also doubles up as a CD release party!The &quot;That Is Really All&quot; show also features LOS SALVADORES, TAR and TWICE THE SIZE.Energetic skacore...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11543/FAREWELL+LEAS+GIG+FOR+BATTLESKA+GALACTICA&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;FAREWELL LEAS GIG FOR BATTLESKA GALACTICA&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11543/FAREWELL+LEAS+GIG+FOR+BATTLESKA+GALACTICA&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>concert</category>
		<category>local bands</category>
		<category>live music</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11543/FAREWELL+LEAS+GIG+FOR+BATTLESKA+GALACTICA</link>
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		<title>RE: Vanished businesses</title>
		<description>Feltonfleet moved to Cobham, Surrey after moving from Folkestone and pupils were evacuated during the war to Perrott Hill in Crewkerne, Somerset.  After the war, the school moved back to the existing site in Surrey and is very much thriving now as a ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11515/RE%3A+Vanished+businesses</link>
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		<title>What's on here and across the Channel?</title>
		<description>Well someone just emailed to suggest picking up a copy of &quot;Coast To Coast&quot; magazine (does it have Fred Dinenage and Fern Britten on the cover?) but you can also see what's going on the homepage of the Gerald...MORE than sixty summer festivals and eve... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>coast to coast</category>
		<category>what's on</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11432/What%27s+on+here+and+across+the+Channel%3F</link>
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		<title>Google are you taking the piss?</title>
		<description>Been getting this captcha thing from google all day, it's because we work in a big office and all share an IP address, so to the outside world it looks like lots of traffic from one computer. Honest though, there are hundreds of us here.This time I t... </description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>taking the piss</category>
		<category>captcha</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11373/Google+are+you+taking+the+piss%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11307</guid>
		<title>Nice pub, nice location</title>
		<description>Bit pricey though I think. Maybe I don't put my hand in my pocket often enough, but three quid for a pint of bitter and one pound eighty for a diet coke seems a bit excessive to me.Lovely to sit out in there garden though, it's the only place within ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11307/Nice+pub%2C+nice+location&quot;&gt;Rated 6.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>dogs</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11307/Nice+pub%2C+nice+location</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>leas cliff hall</category>
		<category>syd arthur</category>
		<category>kid id</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11265</guid>
		<title>So was that the summer then?</title>
		<description>In the interest of being able to read back on this in years to come and reminisce about what was going on, I should have said something about the weather recently I think. But, I blinked, and it's gone now. Got a barbecue lined up for this Saturday, ... </description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>employment</category>
		<category>recruitment</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>job</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11265/So+was+that+the+summer+then%3F</link>
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		<title>Some optimistic estimates in this online auction I feel</title>
		<description>These all sound a bit high to me, found an auction of rock memorabilia:Soundproofing from Abbey Road £850+, signed KISS album, £3-400. Madonna platinum album £500+, these things are so common, our old office was stuffed with them. Guess if you have a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11244/Some+optimistic+estimates+in+this+online+auction+I+feel&quot;&gt;Rated 1.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>park</category>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>auction</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>memorabilia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11244/Some+optimistic+estimates+in+this+online+auction+I+feel</link>
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		<title>The three rules of vegetarian food</title>
		<description>From Neil, I hope he doesn't mind me reproducing this here, it's spot on. We were discussing pies:A veggie one would be possible, were it not for the first of the &quot;foodindustry 3 laws of vegetarian food&quot;, i.e. &quot;don't make it any fun&quot;, so unfortunatel... </description>
		<category>bank</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>linda mccartney</category>
		<category>urban legend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11242/The+three+rules+of+vegetarian+food</link>
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		<title>Popbitch is in good company..</title>
		<description>Some prostitutes just moved into the flat below popbitch's office, lovely!... and be careful. as of yesterday the first floor turned into a brothel. with &quot;lovely lisa, 21&quot;.so popbitch is now sandwiched between a betting shop/brothel and a pie company... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>soho</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11239/Popbitch+is+in+good+company..</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11238</guid>
		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>Are you sure Hazel didn't register in both your names?</title>
		<description>I wouldn't think the BBC would spam out invitations for something like this. We both registered (in our own names) though I didn't go for the competition aspect of it, so I won't get some researcher from Radio One seeing if I'm fun enough (and young ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11200/Are+you+sure+Hazel+didn%27t+register+in+both+your+names%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 1.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>park</category>
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		<category>mighty boosh</category>
		<category>neil young</category>
		<category>maidstone</category>
		<category>radio1</category>
		<category>radio one</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11200/Are+you+sure+Hazel+didn%27t+register+in+both+your+names%3F</link>
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		<title>Yesterday's house hunt</title>
		<description>A trip to Canterbury yesterday, an early start, four houses to see. First one was a bit further out than we first thought, up Whitstable Road, though not an insurmountable distance to Canterbury West. The house is at the end of a cul-de-sac, so you h... </description>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11193/Yesterday%27s+house+hunt</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>Recently our 5th Print competition of the season was held and judged by Kevin Harvey a member of St. Mary’;s Bay Camera Club and , a very experienced photographer with excellent tips on how we can improve our photography.  Winners (points our of 20) ... </description>
		<category>capel</category>
		<category>capel le ferne</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11184/Folkestone+camera+club+update</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>On 30th March was our 5th digital image competition of the season when our members learn from the judges comments, tips, advice and experience. Our judge was Mr Dave Mason who came to us from Woolwich, a very experienced photographer, and his results... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11148/Folkestone+camera+club+update</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
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		<category>the cure</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Art prank, or something else?</title>
		<description>Someone's put &quot;official looking&quot; signs up around Portchester informing local residents that 600 new homes are to be built on a green field site, the Southern Daily Echo reports. Local councillors claim they are hoaxes, what's going on..?Councillors h... </description>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>council</category>
		<category>planning</category>
		<category>building</category>
		<category>houses</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11056/Art+prank%2C+or+something+else%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11029</guid>
		<title>Canterbury, but not house hunting</title>
		<description>Not a bad weekend. Started on a bum note, with a death, my sister's ma-in-law passed away unexpectedly on Friday, so thoughts with all the families involved obviously. Saturday we stayed local, didn't go to Canterbury as Clare was having lunch with h... </description>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>caffe uno</category>
		<category>cafe venezia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11029/Canterbury%2C+but+not+house+hunting</link>
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		<title>looking for suitable venue in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Hi,We are  looking for suitable venue in Folkestone one of our gigs.We are an 8-piece live band called The Vintage Corporation and we organise our own 60’s and 70’s gigs. We are looking for halls in London and the South East to perform in.Requirement... </description>
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		<title>RE: Oof, shooting in Cheriton!</title>
		<description>Well i live opposite saw the whole damn thing pretty sick stuff, But then the gang got really out of hand hells-angels i think crazy mothers. There was guns, knifes, baseball bats, one guy even had a molotov cocktail which he failed to light but grea... </description>
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