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		<title>RE: Sounds like crapland</title>
		<description>Yeah, saw that this morning - part of me applauds their audacity, part of me thinks there should be more powers to lock people up for taking the piss. I'm a complex person me.Anyway, enough about skilled entrepreneurs / thieving scam artists. What's ... </description>
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		<title>Someone else struggling with their Habitat Radius wardrobe doors</title>
		<description>Wonder if the person selling this wardrobe was planning to sell the wardrobe anyway, or if the doors not shutting properly has driven them mad and made them want rid? That's how I read it:This wardrobe was bought from Habitat around 3 years ago. It c... </description>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>wardrobe</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>radius</category>
		<category>habitat radius</category>
		<category>habitat radius wardrobe</category>
		<category>habitat radius wardrobe doors</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11761/Someone+else+struggling+with+their+Habitat+Radius+wardrobe+doors</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy Club moves back to Lanterns in January!</title>
		<description>Update from Lone Star Comedy, rah they're moving back into the town centre! We can go, and we can walk home!New Venue: We are delighted to announce that in January we will move the monthly show back to our spiritual home, the Lanterns in Folkestone T...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11748/Lone+Star+Comedy+Club+moves+back+to+Lanterns+in+January%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lone star comedy</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<category>lanterns</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11748/Lone+Star+Comedy+Club+moves+back+to+Lanterns+in+January%21</link>
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		<title>Clare's hotpot recipe</title>
		<description>Making this for tea tonight, thought I would share the recipe with you...*	Heat the oven to 180.*	Chop a biggish onion into thinnish rings and start to fry gently in large pan.*	Meanwhile make a start chopping up your veg - 2 or 3 large carrots, some... </description>
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		<category>hotpot</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>soya mince</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11700/Clare%27s+hotpot+recipe</link>
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		<title>RE: Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail</title>
		<description>I have a similar problem and I got tired of fighting with it. Most of these cameras also will send a screen shot to an ftp server so I wrote a vbscript that polls the server and then sends an email using my workplace smtp server. Obviously, you need ... </description>
		<category>vbscript</category>
		<category>visual basic</category>
		<category>ftp</category>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>blackberry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11670/RE%3A+Linksys+WVC54G+wireless+camera%2C+btinternet+SMTP+and+gmail</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11660</guid>
		<title>MediaMonkey</title>
		<description>When I had hard drive problems recently and had to restore all my music library from a backup, I only had backups of the actual tracks and not all the associated itunes stuff. This means I lost most of my album artwork and things! Annoyingly itunes w... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>mediamonkey</category>
		<category>media monkey</category>
		<category>itunes</category>
		<category>cloverfield</category>
		<category>fringe</category>
		<category>spooks</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11660/MediaMonkey</link>
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		<title>Is it still the Three Mackerel?</title>
		<description>It has had more names than that in just the few years I've been here, it seems jinxed... It was Nostalgia Bar a fifties themed bar just before it was Euphoria I think. I've only liked one of the incarnations in recent years, when it had the hexagonal...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11612/Is+it+still+the+Three+Mackerel%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Is it still the Three Mackerel?&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/46/125207980_7462933961_m_d.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11612/Is+it+still+the+Three+Mackerel%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 3.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>three mackerel</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11612/Is+it+still+the+Three+Mackerel%3F</link>
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		<title>Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything</title>
		<description>Great weekend. As an intro though, specifically for the people from work who mentioned they had found this page recently - at no point did I drink too much and become annoying, I am a fine upstanding member of staff. Probably you can go back to work ... </description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<category>steve day</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11604/Splendid+weekend+of+comedy%2C+food%2C+double+dinners%2C+and+everything</link>
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		<title>gigs/www.thoughtsport.co.uk</title>
		<description>You are advised to remove www.thoughtsport.co.uk from listings. You are breaking copyright and I as the owner of thoughtsport.co.uk did not give you permission to use the name. legal action will follow unless all refernce to Thoughtsport.co.uk is rem... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11600/gigs/www.thoughtsport.co.uk</link>
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		<title>Over the top door staff</title>
		<description>I was removed from marthas because i asked a chap in a kilt if it was true that it was tradional for scots not to wear underwear under their kilts. I think this was harsh and ridiculous, and only came about because he &quot;knew&quot; management, i am a sia li... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>gay</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11572/Over+the+top+door+staff</link>
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		<title>RE: Nice site</title>
		<description>My website has moved the new address is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.rickygervaisshow.com&quot;&gt;The Ricky Gervais Show XFM Vault&lt;/a&gt; </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11538/RE%3A+Nice+site</link>
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		<title>RE: Vanished businesses</title>
		<description>Feltonfleet moved to Cobham, Surrey after moving from Folkestone and pupils were evacuated during the war to Perrott Hill in Crewkerne, Somerset.  After the war, the school moved back to the existing site in Surrey and is very much thriving now as a ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11515/RE%3A+Vanished+businesses</link>
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		<title>The George in Rye July newsletter</title>
		<description>We've been rather quiet on the newsletter front lately, having been nominated for UK Newcomer of the Year in the CATEY Awards, the Oscars of the Restaurant and Hotel world (sadly, the ceremony was not in LA). This award has previously been won by the... </description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>accomodation</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>george inn</category>
		<category>rye</category>
		<category>george inn rye</category>
		<category>caty awards</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11420/The+George+in+Rye+July+newsletter</link>
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		<title>Gone Ape</title>
		<description>Went to Go Ape at Leeds Castle on Friday, bit of a work jolly. None of the pictures or video really came out that well, but here is  me on a zip line / death slide / flying fox.It was great! Some pictures to come too.As a reward for watching my video... </description>
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		<category>park</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>stately home</category>
		<category>castle</category>
		<category>go ape</category>
		<category>death slide</category>
		<category>flying fox</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>alcohol</category>
		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>advert</category>
		<category>carlsberg sport</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11406/Gone+Ape</link>
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		<title>Why's this Habitat Radius furniture always so far away?</title>
		<description>Five drawer tallboy, starting at fifty quid, but it's in Cheshire. Will most likely end up waiting until we move and then buying another one of these new. It's going to be well handy having tall and slim furniture when we move from the big wide flat ... </description>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>oak furniture</category>
		<category>habitat radius furniture</category>
		<category>habitat oak furniture</category>
		<category>habitat radius oak furniture</category>
		<category>go ape</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11404/Why%27s+this+Habitat+Radius+furniture+always+so+far+away%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11399</guid>
		<title>Bonekickers</title>
		<description>Did you see Bonekickers on TV last night? I will watch some crap, but even I had to turn it off, it was so bad! I am still tempted to catch up on what I turned off on iplayer later, just to reassure myself that it was just about the worst thing ever.... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bonekickers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11399/Bonekickers</link>
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		<title>Zoo thousand and HATE!</title>
		<description>The Zoo Thousand Port Lymne festival sounds like  the festival was awful, no-one really has a good word to say about it at work. At least two of the headliners did not play (but as the headliners were Athlete and Dizzee Rascal) that's not necessarily...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Zoo thousand and HATE!&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/30/37650217_22498dd96a_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>castle</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11391/Zoo+thousand+and+HATE%21</link>
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		<title>First review of Zoo Thousand and Eight in</title>
		<description>Here at www.safeconcerts.com, sounds a bit chaotic, more rumours of cancellations than actual cancellations possibly though.More here, seems Lethal Bizzle was promoted to replace Dizzee Rascal, not a bad call I wouldn't have said, though one was a Me...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11390/First+review+of+Zoo+Thousand+and+Eight+in&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>zoo</category>
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		<category>animals</category>
		<category>wild animals</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<category>lethal bizzle</category>
		<category>dizzee rascal</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11390/First+review+of+Zoo+Thousand+and+Eight+in</link>
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		<title>No lunch for me thanks</title>
		<description>Blee, it's our &quot;rumble in the jungle&quot; fun day at work and they've just completed their bushtucker trial type thing. Brains, tongue, testicles, scorpions, all sorts. Couldn't really get close enough to take any pictures or shoot any video but I will c... </description>
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		<category>i'm a celebrity</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>rumble in the jungle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11371/No+lunch+for+me+thanks</link>
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		<title>Where can I find listings for Club NME Canterbury?</title>
		<description>If you know anyone involved, get them to get in touch with me. I only just found out it had moved from Studio 41 to the UCCA bar.myspace is no help myspace is awful... is there a facebook group or something I can get listings from? Facebook is awful ... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>studio 41</category>
		<category>ucca bar</category>
		<category>myspace</category>
		<category>facebook</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11366/Where+can+I+find+listings+for+Club+NME+Canterbury%3F</link>
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		<title>Did you see Folkestone on TV last night?</title>
		<description>The town looked  nice on The Culture Show, I'm glad. That's why I was looking up  The Culture Show yesterday when I mentioned the Ricky Gervais stuff, to find out when this feature was on, must have got distracted before I found it or I'd have plugge... </description>
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		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>culture show</category>
		<category>vic reeves</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>iplayer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11341/Did+you+see+Folkestone+on+TV+last+night%3F</link>
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		<title>PHP 4 to 5 migration</title>
		<description>Bit of an all encompassing thing this, I use PHP for work and for home, I've pretty much abandoned perl since I joined Holiday Extras a year and a half ago. PHP4, widely used everywhere, (including on this blog) is about to die. It's been on it's way... </description>
		<category>php</category>
		<category>php4</category>
		<category>php5</category>
		<category>php 4 to 5 migration</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>turin brakes</category>
		<category>programming</category>
		<category>code</category>
		<category>perl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11298/PHP+4+to+5+migration</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11290</guid>
		<title>Useful tips for guitar beginners!</title>
		<description>This is what I was after, thank you Neil and Mark:cheat - don't use every finger on every string like the books suggest in strange cramped positions.if you want open chords 90% of songs are D C and G2 bar chord shapes and don't worry about extending ... </description>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guitar lessons</category>
		<category>guitar tips</category>
		<category>advice</category>
		<category>mark</category>
		<category>neil</category>
		<category>gaz</category>
		<category>amplifier</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11290/Useful+tips+for+guitar+beginners%21</link>
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		<title>Book online for Lone Star Comedy Club now</title>
		<description>Visit their website and you can book tickets online for the forthcoming &quot;comeback show&quot;, featuring Mitch Benn, et al....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11276/Book+online+for+Lone+Star+Comedy+Club+now&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<category>church</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>lonestar comedy</category>
		<category>tower theatre</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11276/Book+online+for+Lone+Star+Comedy+Club+now</link>
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		<title>Check out Canterbury Whole Foods while you still can</title>
		<description>The cafe above Canterbury Whole Foods is going to be under new management in a couple of weeks, so if you want to try the existing vegetarian + vegan cafe as it is now, you'd better hurry.We visited on Saturday for the first time in an age; on our la...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11274/Check+out+Canterbury+Whole+Foods+while+you+still+can&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>cafe</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11274/Check+out+Canterbury+Whole+Foods+while+you+still+can</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>mitch benn</category>
		<category>michael fabbri</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre</link>
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		<title>betting shop / brothel are two different floors of the building</title>
		<description>The ladies who work as prostitutes have been moved on now apparently, to the building next door, where it is &lt;em&gt;all&lt;/em&gt; ladies who work as prostitutes.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11262/betting+shop+/+brothel+are+two+different+floors+of+the+building</link>
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		<title>Popbitch is in good company..</title>
		<description>Some prostitutes just moved into the flat below popbitch's office, lovely!... and be careful. as of yesterday the first floor turned into a brothel. with &quot;lovely lisa, 21&quot;.so popbitch is now sandwiched between a betting shop/brothel and a pie company... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>soho</category>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yes she did! She actually came off of the Asda carpark and i certainly won't forget5 coming face to face with her smashed on the pavement! Suicide remains the most selfish act ever!!! I CANNOT find it within my self to feel sorry for.......best to wi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11223/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>The National Club</title>
		<description>Was it Sigur Ros supporting at this one? Just around the time I moved to London, was this really my first gig of that era?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2129/The+National+Club</link>
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