<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12564/WEIRD+non+news+story+about+ASDA"><dc:date>2009-04-30BST11:16:28</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/asda" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/spoof" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/php" /><dc:title>WEIRD non news story about ASDA</dc:title><dc:description>Found this on twitter a strange non story about a man preventing a DISASTER nearly caused by some people stopping at the end of the escalator? Is it an hilarious spoof? Or is it a school project website? It just gets weirder the more times I read it.... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>