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		<title>Don't fear the beeper</title>
		<description>Plan for the day, change submitEvents() to editBill() - what does this mean? You have no idea do you? How queer.Also further Blue Oyster Card fears, if the little scanning device that reads your card is on the right hand side of the ticket barrier, a... </description>
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		<title>Oyster Card Fears</title>
		<description>My Oyster card messed up for the first time today, I'm not sure staff really know what to do when this happens. First bus it worked fine, then on the next bus in Finsbury Park it gave me a red light. The driver didn't know what this meant, except tha... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/435/Oyster+Card+Fears</link>
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		<title>RE: Oyster Card Fears</title>
		<description>there ain't such a thing as a British Rail Oystercard, only tube stations are issuing them... a mate who's got one had problems on Stagecoach buses for a while, but his card was fine with everyone else's.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/439/RE:+Oyster+Card+Fears</link>
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		<title>RE: Oyster Card Fears</title>
		<description>those Oyster Cards do that sometimes... who knows why. I think they just don't have their act together yet... all the machines aren't working properly. Some of the further out stations (british rail) don't even HAVE those electronic swipey things!!! ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/782/RE:+Oyster+Card+Fears</link>
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		<title>They give me the fear!</title>
		<description>The seaguls in Folkestone just seem SO BIG. But a mate started that site, and so I thought I'd take some snaps...</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1628/They+give+me+the+fear!</link>
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		<title>Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall</title>
		<description>Hugh was eating in MoRo, a Tapas restaurant in Exmouth Market. I wasn't close enough to see if he was eating placenta though.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4949/Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall</link>
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		<title>Fearless and cohorts</title>
		<description>Friday 19th January 01, 8pm.&lt;br /&gt;They were there to see fellow band member Anthony Anderson and his band 'Anthony Anderson'.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5348/Fearless+and+cohorts</link>
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		<title>Fearne Cotton</title>
		<description>She was hanging out with Sarah Cawood at the Killers, she is also very small, thankfully there was no sign of her annoying fame academy boyfriend</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6127/Fearne+Cotton</link>
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		<title>A Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall advert</title>
		<description>I'm all for chicken out, chicken right out, right out of your diet. Just passing this on as my bro-in-law is quite into the idea, and Clare does only buy organic free range chicken when she eats it at home now. I'm not convinced that a &quot;free range&quot; c... </description>
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		<category>animals</category>
		<category>chicken</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>animal rights</category>
		<category>hugh fearnley whittingstall</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10575/A+Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall+advert</link>
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		<title>Drug-crazed arsonist feared alien attack</title>
		<description>Best local newspaper headline ever, unfortunately the rest of the story isn't quite as interesting.Great day looking at houses in Canterbury, will report in with map and pictures in a bit.... </description>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<category>php</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10859/Drug-crazed+arsonist+feared+alien+attack</link>
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		<title>Experience your fear of clowns</title>
		<description>Would you like to be frightened by a clown?Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love sca... </description>
		<category>clowns</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>coulrophobia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12222/Experience+your+fear+of+clowns</link>
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		<title>RE: Experience your fear of clowns</title>
		<description>That would be an amazing 'present' to but a friend but not tell them about it. The idea would be to never talk about the clown &amp; deny even seeing one there.Ultimately it would probably make them feel like they are going insane, but still very very fu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12226/RE:+Experience+your+fear+of+clowns</link>
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		<title>PLEASE NOTE Seats located on Level 4 (Upper Tier, Upper Bowl) are not recommended for those who have a fear of heights</title>
		<description>Was talking to a friend yesterday who was too afraid to stand up when she went to the O2 because her seat was too high up. I'm sure it won't be that bad, I am building it up a bit for comic effect, but crikey. Also: Please note there are planned engi... </description>
		<category>the cure</category>
		<category>cure tickets</category>
		<category>nme</category>
		<category>o2</category>
		<category>o2 arena</category>
		<category>nme big gig</category>
		<category>nme brats gig</category>
		<category>cure tickets o2</category>
		<category>o2 cure tickets</category>
		<category>killers tickets</category>
		<category>acrophobia</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12244/PLEASE+NOTE+Seats+located+on+Level+4+%28Upper+Tier,+Upper+Bowl%29+are+not+recommended+for+those+who+have+a+fear+of+heights</link>
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		<title>#hamageddon comes to Fareham!</title>
		<description>Hmm, maybe not, but Someone in Fareham who has been to Mexico has been told to stay off work, just in case... A worker at a Fareham company who returned from holiday in Mexico has been told to stay at home as a precaution against swine flu.Managers a... </description>
		<category>swine flu</category>
		<category>hamageddon</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12560/%23hamageddon+comes+to+Fareham!</link>
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		<title>Rendezvous... with Fear!</title>
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		<title>City Of Fire, Burton C. Bell + Byron Stroud (Fear Factory)</title>
		<description>10.00</description>
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		<title>Punishment of Luxury, Rubella Ballet, All Living Fear, Never A Hero, Zeropunk</title>
		<description>11.00</description>
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		<title>Alice Cooper's Hallowe'en Night of Fear in London</title>
		<description>220.00</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Alice-Cooper-s-Hallowe-en-Night-of-Fear-in-London-The-Roundhouse/229735.html</link>
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		<title>Alice Cooper's Hallowe'en Night of Fear in London</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Alice-Cooper-s-Hallowe-en-Night-of-Fear-in-London-The-Roundhouse/229739.html</link>
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		<title>Face your fears...at Port Lympne Wild Animal Park</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Face-your-fears-at-Port-Lympne-Wild-Animal-Park-/231036.html</link>
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		<title>Fear Factory in London</title>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Fear-Factory-in-London-Forum/231538.html</link>
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