<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/314/Don%27t+fear+the+beeper"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Don't fear the beeper</dc:title><dc:description>Plan for the day, change submitEvents() to editBill() - what does this mean? You have no idea do you? How queer.Also further Blue Oyster Card fears, if the little scanning device that reads your card is on the right hand side of the ticket barrier, a... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/435/Oyster+Card+Fears"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/popex" /><dc:title>Oyster Card Fears</dc:title><dc:description>My Oyster card messed up for the first time today, I'm not sure staff really know what to do when this happens. First bus it worked fine, then on the next bus in Finsbury Park it gave me a red light. The driver didn't know what this meant, except tha... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/439/RE:+Oyster+Card+Fears"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Oyster Card Fears</dc:title><dc:description>there ain't such a thing as a British Rail Oystercard, only tube stations are issuing them... a mate who's got one had problems on Stagecoach buses for a while, but his card was fine with everyone else's.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/782/RE:+Oyster+Card+Fears"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Oyster Card Fears</dc:title><dc:description>those Oyster Cards do that sometimes... who knows why. I think they just don't have their act together yet... all the machines aren't working properly. Some of the further out stations (british rail) don't even HAVE those electronic swipey things!!! ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1628/They+give+me+the+fear!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>They give me the fear!</dc:title><dc:description>The seaguls in Folkestone just seem SO BIG. But a mate started that site, and so I thought I'd take some snaps...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4949/Hugh+Fearnley-Whittingstall"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall</dc:title><dc:description>Hugh was eating in MoRo, a Tapas restaurant in Exmouth Market. 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Just passing this on as my bro-in-law is quite into the idea, and Clare does only buy organic free range chicken when she eats it at home now. I'm not convinced that a &quot;free range&quot; c... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10859/Drug-crazed+arsonist+feared+alien+attack"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/portchester" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/news" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/php" /><dc:title>Drug-crazed arsonist feared alien attack</dc:title><dc:description>Best local newspaper headline ever, unfortunately the rest of the story isn't quite as interesting.Great day looking at houses in Canterbury, will report in with map and pictures in a bit.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12222/Experience+your+fear+of+clowns"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/clowns" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ebay" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/coulrophobia" /><dc:title>Experience your fear of clowns</dc:title><dc:description>Would you like to be frightened by a clown?Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love sca... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12226/RE:+Experience+your+fear+of+clowns"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>RE: Experience your fear of clowns</dc:title><dc:description>That would be an amazing 'present' to but a friend but not tell them about it. The idea would be to never talk about the clown &amp; deny even seeing one there.Ultimately it would probably make them feel like they are going insane, but still very very fu... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12244/PLEASE+NOTE+Seats+located+on+Level+4+%28Upper+Tier,+Upper+Bowl%29+are+not+recommended+for+those+who+have+a+fear+of+heights"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/the+cure" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cure+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nme" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/o2" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/o2+arena" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nme+big+gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/nme+brats+gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/cure+tickets+o2" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/o2+cure+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/killers+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/acrophobia" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>PLEASE NOTE Seats located on Level 4 (Upper Tier, Upper Bowl) are not recommended for those who have a fear of heights</dc:title><dc:description>Was talking to a friend yesterday who was too afraid to stand up when she went to the O2 because her seat was too high up. I'm sure it won't be that bad, I am building it up a bit for comic effect, but crikey. Also: Please note there are planned engi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12560/%23hamageddon+comes+to+Fareham!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/swine+flu" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/hamageddon" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/fareham" /><dc:title>#hamageddon comes to Fareham!</dc:title><dc:description>Hmm, maybe not, but Someone in Fareham who has been to Mexico has been told to stay off work, just in case... A worker at a Fareham company who returned from holiday in Mexico has been told to stay at home as a precaution against swine flu.Managers a... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Rendezvous-with-Fear--Last-Days-of-Decadence/218221.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>Rendezvous... with Fear!</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/City-Of-Fire-Burton-C-Bell-Byron-Stroud-Fear-Factory--Rios-Leeds/199442.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/gig" /><dc:title>City Of Fire, Burton C. 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