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		<title>The Daily Mail</title>
		<description>An NEW FEATURE on popEx, as of this week; The Daily Mail. Simply, get an email sent to you each morning, like your divi mail, but you don't actually get divis. And it gives tips. And it's got the last 24 hours news, and what messages you might have m... </description>
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		<title>'Incompetent' Home Office let Russian shoplifter go free | the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A cheery tale of an asylum seeking drug addict thief from the daily hate:A Judge yesterday described the Home Office as 'totally incompetent' after blunders left him unable to sentence a Russian serial shoplifter who was twice recommended for deporta... </description>
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		<title>Classic Daily HateMail</title>
		<description>At the secret meeting in London last month, which was hosted by veteran broadcaster Sue Lawley, BBC executives admitted the corporation is dominated by homosexuals and people from ethnic minorities, deliberately promotes multiculturalism, is anti-Ame... </description>
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		<title>RE: Classic Daily HateMail</title>
		<description>I always wondered about that Sue Lawley. She looks like a Muslim sensitive, anti-American, anti-countryside, ethnic minority homosexual who clearly deliberately promotes multiculturalism. I'm glad they've finally held a meeting about her.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10873/RE:+Classic+Daily+HateMail</link>
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		<title>It's Fareham, it's a squirrel, it must be the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A squirrel carrying a coconut.UPDATE: The Sun has it too. I don't read either of these papers, but The Guardian news podcast seems to have missed it...... </description>
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		<category>the sun</category>
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		<title>Folkestone, ESSEX?</title>
		<description>Mr Varley, from Folkestone, Essex, has branded the blunder 'horrendous', no Daily Mail I label YOU horrendous! Is there really another Folkestone in Essex, or have the made an error that is just about as horrendous as a stanley knife blade in a baby'... </description>
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		<category>chatham</category>
		<category>harry</category>
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		<title>Like a lovely spring morning here now</title>
		<description>Got all the doors open while I do some housework as it's so warm here in costa del seabrook. Thought there was more snow on the way?Clare and Harry are out feeding ducks, and we're all going to the park this afternoon.Just had an entertaining few min... </description>
		<category>wolf hall</category>
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		<category>the last detective</category>
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		<title>These Daily Mail squirrel stories always seem to be from Fareham</title>
		<description>A couple of these pictures look photoshopped to me though.Happy Halloween everyone. I am particularly looking forward to it as it is profit share pay day tomorrow. We've not had any trick or treaters round here yet, though Clare got some sweets in sp... </description>
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		<category>pumpkin</category>
		<category>squirrel</category>
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