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Horrible noise coming from my brakes

Car booked in tomorrow, hope that's not too expensive. Sounds like something's dragging along under the car when I'm at low speed and use the brakes. I have checked though, there's not a bike or a trolley or an old lady stuck under the car or anythin...

Asylum DVD

Custom DVD my arse, it's a DVDR of episodes that have been bittorrented or were videoed off Paramount Comedy at the time...Asylum aired on the Paramount Comedy Channel in 1996. The series stars Simon Pegg, Jessica Stephenson / Hynes (Spaced), Norman ...

GOOD holiday in Canterbury

Went on holiday! Sort of. Celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary in style yesterday, went to Canterbury for a day and a night, leaving Harry with granny. We stayed at House of Agnes in the Canterbury room and it's ace, I heartily recommend it. It'...

Paper free billing from BT

Just got a letter, through the post, from BT, about paper free billing. I'm already signed up. How much can I save off my bill if you don't send me this junk mail?

RE: Billy Wears Dresses

Find out all the latest news at www.billywearsdresses.com

Free acoustic showcase double bill at Chambers, 16th August

Important news, I have an acoustic showcase DOUBLE BILL coming up at chambers on THURS AUG 16th: CREATIVE ECLECTIC presents: In the upstairs coffee shop 7.30-9.30pm the internationally renowned guiarist and composer LEE WESTWOOD performing his enchan...

Billy Wears Dresses

And after this gig raised �1000 for Breast Cancer Care we are back at The Avenue Theatre on the Friday 13th July.For up to the month info go to http://www.myspace.com/billywearsdressesView an exclusive song at:www.roadtov.com ...

RE: Billy Webb's Lament

That's Queens Road, Copnor, Portsmouth not Gosport.

Billy Webb's Lament

William Maurice Webb, 32, of Fareham Road, Gosport, Hampshire, is accused of killing 23-year-old barmaid Felicity Paget at her ground-floor flat in Queen's Road, The BBC has more. My Grandad always used to drink in The Five Alls, right round the corn...

Bill Gates and other communists - Richard Stallman

Bill based scam

Flatmate just got a phone call suggesting we owe money on the electric bill, saying can you pay it now over the phone. Luckily she's a savvy type and said "can I call you back", they said we'll call you back... They knew both of the names on the bill...

Bill Nighy's Pants

In his 60 second interview in today's Metro, Bill Nighy confesses that he once discarded a pair of pants in Folkestone:Were you a Hemingway fan?I still am. I read somewhere that Ernest Hemingway didn't wear underwear, so, on my way to Paris, I abando...

Billy Boyd

Friday 21 May. He was looking for a parking space whilst driving a rather cheap looking blue BMW. So tiny he could barely see over the steering wheel. Rather attractive lady in the passenger seat, she had a lot of (what looked like) wet look gel i...

Billy Bragg added to the Fleadh

Can't remember if I already posted this or not, but HEY, I'm excited, so I'm pleased to be announcing it again... The bard of Barking, Billy Bragg joins the main stage this year for an almost inevitable triumphant performance. Bragg released a grea...

Uncle Bob's Christmas Wedding Reception, 10th Birthday Party, Centenary & Farewell!

FeaturingCELEBRITY GUEST DJ SARAH CAWOODplusvery special live guests SCHWABplusthe return of DJ Simon PriceplusResident DJs Miss JT, Billy Reeves & Hitman HearnSATURDAY 6th DECEMBER 8pm-lateatTHE WATER RATS THEATRE, Grays Inn Road, Kings Cros...

Brendon from The Bill

Billie Piper

James Hoob saw them the other day. Not me. But he's a lazy sonofabitch and can't be arsed to post it.

Billie Piper

Drinking with a lot of her girlfriends. She does indeed have a Double Nob Gob.

I've not been paying attention

So sorry if this is old news, but ZWAN are playing Shepherds Bush Empire in February and you can get tickets here... I'm amazed there are some left.ZWAN is Billy Corgan's new outfit, he was a Smashing Pumpkin. Go to it friends.If you're a regular pur...

billie piper (evans)

Alone, looking scruffy in jeans and wearing a denim hat, buying a pregnancy test in boots in belsize park, was very impatient while waiting in queue and left quickly after her purchase

Kinesis Tour

To support their new single "Billboard Beauty" Kineses head out on tour next month, covering the following venues...Tuesday 8th Manchester RoadhouseWednesday 9th Glasgow BarflyThursday 10th Northampton SoundhausFriday 11th Leeds RocketSaturday 12th O...

Night of a million billion gigs

Saw the Yeah YEah Yeahs last night, at the Barfly, and it was absolutely ace. And not just becuase the singer's top fell down and I saw a boobie and also I was stood behind Justine Frischmann out of Elastica and that. The YYY's weren't what I was exp...

Bill Oddie

Yes, The Oddmeister himself, The Wizard of Odd, ODDIE BLUDDY ODBOURNE!!!

He was the host of the aforementioned Mojo Magazine Quiz.

Did I say it was a bit tough?

Sergeant Boyden from The Bill

Drinking Guinness, and talking like an ac-tor. He was also very touchy-feely with a woman who had a bad perm.
Seemed like a nice enough bloke though.
Sean Hughes' local boozer too..... he's often in there, with a gang of groupies...

all of them & billy corgan

first gig in 5 years, and billy corgan has come out of his retirement up his own arsehole to perform with them... sounds priddy cooh!

Bill Bailey (of 'Spaced' etc..)

i was buying a new alarm clock, and i wasn't there long enought to see what Bill was after. He had massive platform brothel-creepers on thus making him not too short. I chose not to let him know that we have the same surname though. Shame.

Billy off Neighbours

He was sitting on the next table from me while I was smoking a fag

Pants

Thong-master Sisqo won 6 awards at yesterday's Billboard Music Awards... 'N Sync and Britney (and some other artists not on popEx) got four each...PopEx newcomers Creed were one of the acts to play live at the ceremony...See the full list of prizewin...

Like Billy Bragg, but Larger

Here's what Manchester's Picadilly Records has to say about MJ Hibbett's new release (out now):M.J.Hibbett : A Church Hall Of Sound - 7" �2.99 Artists Against Success : AAS026 - Four track EP from the man who is being hailed as "like Billy Bragg, but...

Bill Bailey

Tuesday 31st at about 8:15 am travelling towards Southampton. He was in a knackered blue Ford Fiesta and the back window was smashed.

Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 85

Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

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Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 85

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 85

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 85

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 85

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75

Billy Elliot the Musical

19.5 - 75