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		<title>Shed Anthems</title>
		<description>The mighty Shed Anthems by MJ Hibbett and the Validators has arrived at last and it is a thing of beauty indeed, a six track sampler type mini album, in follow up to last year's This is not a Library.I say sampler style, as it features tracks from th... </description>
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		<category>shed anthems</category>
		<category>validators</category>
		<category>this is not a library</category>
		<category>spectrum</category>
		<category>friends reunited</category>
		<category>billy jones is dead</category>
		<category>things'll be different when i'm in charge</category>
		<category>fair play trophy</category>
		<category>bolivian nose flute</category>
		<category>mark hibbett</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1538/Shed+Anthems</link>
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		<title>Bill Nighy's Pants</title>
		<description>In his 60 second interview in today's Metro, Bill Nighy confesses that he once discarded a pair of pants in Folkestone:Were you a Hemingway fan?I still am. I read somewhere that Ernest Hemingway didn't wear underwear, so, on my way to Paris, I abando... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1777/Bill+Nighy%27s+Pants</link>
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		<title>Bill based scam</title>
		<description>Flatmate just got a phone call suggesting we owe money on the electric bill, saying can you pay it now over the phone. Luckily she's a savvy type and said &quot;can I call you back&quot;, they said we'll call you back... They knew both of the names on the bill... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2589/Bill+based+scam</link>
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		<title>Bill Gates and other communists - Richard Stallman</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2776/Bill+Gates+and+other+communists+-+Richard+Stallman</link>
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		<title>Billy Webb's Lament</title>
		<description>William Maurice Webb, 32, of Fareham Road, Gosport, Hampshire, is accused of killing 23-year-old barmaid Felicity Paget at her ground-floor flat in Queen's Road, The BBC has more. My Grandad always used to drink in The Five Alls, right round the corn... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4276/Billy+Webb%27s+Lament</link>
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		<title>RE: Billy Webb's Lament</title>
		<description>That's Queens Road, Copnor, Portsmouth not Gosport.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4280/RE:+Billy+Webb%27s+Lament</link>
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		<title>Bill Oddie</title>
		<description>Yes, The Oddmeister himself, The Wizard of Odd, ODDIE BLUDDY ODBOURNE!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He was the host of the aforementioned Mojo Magazine Quiz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did I say it was a bit tough?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4854/Bill+Oddie</link>
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		<title>Billie Piper</title>
		<description>James Hoob saw them the other day. Not me. But he's a lazy sonofabitch and can't be arsed to post it.</description>
		<category>117</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4867/Billie+Piper</link>
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		<title>billie piper (evans)</title>
		<description>Alone, looking scruffy in jeans and wearing a denim hat, buying a pregnancy test in boots in belsize park, was very impatient while waiting in queue and left quickly after her purchase</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4897/billie+piper+%28evans%29</link>
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		<title>Sergeant Boyden from The Bill</title>
		<description>Drinking Guinness, and talking like an ac-tor. He was also very touchy-feely with a woman who had a bad perm.&lt;br /&gt;Seemed like a nice enough bloke though.&lt;br /&gt;Sean Hughes' local boozer too..... he's often in there, with a gang of groupies...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4959/Sergeant+Boyden+from+The+Bill</link>
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		<title>DC Carver from the Bill</title>
		<description>getting into his car</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5014/DC+Carver+from+the+Bill</link>
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		<title>all of them &amp; billy corgan</title>
		<description>first gig in 5 years, and billy corgan has come out of his retirement up his own arsehole to perform with them... sounds priddy cooh!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5107/all+of+them+%26+billy+corgan</link>
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		<title>Bill Bailey (of 'Spaced' etc..)</title>
		<description>i was buying a new alarm clock, and i wasn't there long enought to see what Bill was after. He had massive platform brothel-creepers on thus making him not too short. I chose not to let him know that we have the same surname though. Shame.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5188/Bill+Bailey+%28of+%27Spaced%27+etc..%29</link>
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		<title>Bill Bailey</title>
		<description>Tuesday 31st at about 8:15 am travelling towards Southampton.  He was in a knackered blue Ford Fiesta and the back window was smashed.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5249/Bill+Bailey</link>
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		<title>Billy off Neighbours</title>
		<description>He was sitting on the next table from me while I was smoking a fag</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5375/Billy+off+Neighbours</link>
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		<title>Billie Piper</title>
		<description>Drinking with a lot of her girlfriends. She does indeed have a Double Nob Gob.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5694/Billie+Piper</link>
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		<title>Brendon from The Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5697/Brendon+from+The+Bill</link>
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		<title>Billy Boyd</title>
		<description>Friday 21 May.  He was looking for a parking space whilst driving a rather cheap looking blue BMW.  So tiny he could barely see over the steering wheel.  Rather attractive lady in the passenger seat, she had a lot of (what looked like) wet look gel i... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6095/Billy+Boyd</link>
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		<title>Like Billy Bragg, but Larger</title>
		<description>Here's what Manchester's Picadilly Records has to say about MJ Hibbett's new release (out now):M.J.Hibbett : A Church Hall Of Sound - 7&quot; £2.99 Artists Against Success : AAS026 - Four track EP from the man who is being hailed as &quot;like Billy Bragg, but... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6658/Like+Billy+Bragg,+but+Larger</link>
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		<title>Pants</title>
		<description>Thong-master Sisqo won 6 awards at yesterday's Billboard Music Awards... 'N Sync and Britney (and some other artists not on popEx) got four each...PopEx newcomers Creed were one of the acts to play live at the ceremony...See the full list of prizewin... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6682/Pants</link>
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		<title>Billie's nipples; headline news in Scotland</title>
		<description>Call me juvenile and sad, but you can see Billie's nipples on the front of the Daily Record today... I think it's a shot from some live concert.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like two puppies fighting in a bag: &quot;I'll have the one with the pink nose&quot;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6706/Billie%27s+nipples%3B+headline+news+in+Scotland</link>
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		<title>I've not been paying attention</title>
		<description>So sorry if this is old news, but ZWAN are playing Shepherds Bush Empire in February and you can get tickets here... I'm amazed there are some left.ZWAN is Billy Corgan's new outfit, he was a Smashing Pumpkin. Go to it friends.If you're a regular pur... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6762/I%27ve+not+been+paying+attention</link>
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		<title>Billy Corgan to give birth</title>
		<description>&quot;I'm having a baby, and he's going to be called 'Our Kid'&quot; says Smashing Pumpkin's singer Billy Corgan.&quot;And if Gallagher brothers rip me off, or try and steal a bit of my publicity I'll fookin' 'ave 'em&quot;...Billy Corgan is 57.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6913/Billy+Corgan+to+give+birth</link>
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		<title>Kinesis Tour</title>
		<description>To support their new single &quot;Billboard Beauty&quot; Kineses head out on tour next month, covering the following venues...Tuesday 8th Manchester RoadhouseWednesday 9th Glasgow BarflyThursday 10th Northampton SoundhausFriday 11th Leeds RocketSaturday 12th O... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7271/Kinesis+Tour</link>
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		<title>Worshipping False Idols</title>
		<description>Big Up to all concerned for Friday Night's &quot;secret&quot; Green Day Gig at London's King's College, despite the ABYSMAL weather, the crowd were way enthusiastic, and the band returned their energy in full... brief highlights included:* The band covering Bi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7460/Worshipping+False+Idols</link>
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		<title>Billie Bans &quot;The Sun&quot; Snow Dome</title>
		<description>Was trying to read someone else's paper on the tube this morning, and a chap had his hands over part of the front of his copy of The Sun, so all I could see was &quot;Billie Bans Sun Sn__ Do__&quot;... One could only assume the old currant bun had had some hil... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7462/Billie+Bans+%22The+Sun%22+Snow+Dome</link>
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		<title>What people are looking for...</title>
		<description>We have a new number one! Thanks to a feature on popbitch in yesterday's Guardian, popbitch is the new most searched for word among people who came to popEx from finding it on a search engine yesterday... was that clear? Anyway, here's the top ten te... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>billie</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7465/What+people+are+looking+for...</link>
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		<title>Night of a MILLION, BILLION prizes...</title>
		<description>Maybe I should have saved some of these for a slower news day? No, now is as good a time as any to dish out the FREE SCALARAMA TICKETS especially with the raging &quot;Who is better; Nirvana or the Wedding Present?&quot; discussion that's going on on the discu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7490/Night+of+a+MILLION,+BILLION+prizes...</link>
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		<title>Night of a million billion gigs</title>
		<description>Saw the Yeah YEah Yeahs last night, at the Barfly, and it was absolutely ace. And not just becuase the singer's top fell down and I saw a boobie and also I was stood behind Justine Frischmann out of Elastica and that. The YYY's weren't what I was exp... </description>
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		<category>datsuns</category>
		<category>underworld</category>
		<category>yeah yeah yeahs</category>
		<category>justine frischman</category>
		<category>elastica</category>
		<category>iggy pop</category>
		<category>jim morrison</category>
		<category>angus young</category>
		<category>wayc dc</category>
		<category>ac dc</category>
		<category>david lee roth</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7609/Night+of+a+million+billion+gigs</link>
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		<title>Uncle Bob's Christmas Wedding Reception, 10th Birthday Party, Centenary &amp; Farewell!</title>
		<description>FeaturingCELEBRITY GUEST DJ SARAH CAWOODplusvery special live guests         SCHWABplusthe return of DJ Simon PriceplusResident DJs Miss JT, Billy Reeves &amp; Hitman HearnSATURDAY 6th DECEMBER 8pm-lateatTHE WATER RATS THEATRE, Grays Inn Road, Kings Cros... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7849/Uncle+Bob%27s+Christmas+Wedding+Reception,+10th+Birthday+Party,+Centenary+%26+Farewell!</link>
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		<title>Billy Cobham</title>
		<description>£1.25</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Billy-Cobham-Leas-Cliff-Hall/17491.html</link>
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		<title>Monsters of Rock</title>
		<description>AC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. Got a coach up from Portsmouth. m/... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Monsters-of-Rock-Castle-Donington/9096.html</link>
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		<title>The Cut</title>
		<description>No idea about this, but I have a ticket. Could have been a showcase with The Darkness on the bill.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Cut-Ocean/9200.html</link>
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		<title>Suede</title>
		<description>MTV Five Night Stand, would have been a few other bands on the bill... broadcast on MTV from May 17 to May 23, 1999.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Suede-Shepherds-Bush-Empire/9295.html</link>
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		<title>Billy Connolly</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Billy-Connolly-Hammersmith-Odeon/9325.html</link>
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		<title>McAlmont and Butler</title>
		<description>Free thing through work, a gig for competition winners originally billed as being &lt;strong&gt;Paul Weller&lt;/strong&gt;, actually turned out more interestingly as these guys and also &lt;strong&gt;Space&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/McAlmont-and-Butler-Islington-Academy/30292.html</link>
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		<title>Menswear</title>
		<description>A radio one show, was billed as Longpigs and Fluffy and Menswear were surprise headliners. The glory days of britpop! They got in big trouble for swearing live on the radio. Think I have the day right, let me know if you know better...... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Menswear-Camden-Underworld/12512.html</link>
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		<title>Bearsuit</title>
		<description>Some sort of twee indie bear themed evening. Last minute addition to the bill were &lt;strong&gt;The Futureheads&lt;/strong&gt; for some reason.</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Bearsuit-Bull-and-Gate/11543.html</link>
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		<title>Billy Elliot in London</title>
		<description>181.50</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Billy-Elliot-in-London-Victoria-Palace-Theatre/224631.html</link>
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		<title>November Coming Fire + guests</title>
		<description>cuthroatpromotions annual showcase, 9 bands 15 mins sets each general party atmosphere, punk, hardcore, pop punk, psyschobilly... something for all!&lt;br /&gt;TICKETS ONLY DUE TO CAPACITY LIMITS £4 from jenimayhem@hotmail.com</description>
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		<category>pool</category>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/November-Coming-Fire-guests-The-Harp-Club/13316.html</link>
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		<title>Billy Elliot the Musical</title>
		<description>19.5 - 85</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Billy-Elliot-the-Musical-Victoria-Palace-Theatre/190199.html</link>
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		<title>Billy Elliot the Musical</title>
		<description>19.5 - 75</description>
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		<title>Billy Elliot the Musical</title>
		<description>19.5 - 75</description>
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		<title>Billy Elliot the Musical</title>
		<description>19.5 - 75</description>
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		<title>Billy Elliot the Musical</title>
		<description>19.5 - 85</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Billy-Elliot-the-Musical-Victoria-Palace-Theatre/190182.html</link>
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		<title>Billy Elliot - Songtime Theatre Arts Limited</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Billy-Elliot-Songtime-Theatre-Arts-Limited-Bristol-Hippodrome/216249.html</link>
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		<title>Billy Elliot the Musical</title>
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