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		<title>Look at this ridiculous beast!</title>
		<description>A swiss army knife with about a brazillion blades. Oh ok, 85 gadgets, 109 features. It's a display novelty really, but yours for nearly FIVE HUNDRED QUID...Please do not consider this to be one of my regular affiliate plugs, we both know no-one is go... </description>
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		<title>Beastery</title>
		<description>A Folkestone writer and artist have made a book on mythical and literary books, from the pegasus and the Minotaur to vampires and Frankenstein's Monster. A less than serious version this book is written by Paul Wimsett and illustrated by Anne Wimsett... </description>
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		<description>A lot to write about, had a huge great easter weekend and really managed to fit quite a lot in. Can I remember it all is the question though... Friday daytime is too long ago to be sure, but in the evening we did a little tour of Stoke Newington Chur... </description>
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		<title>DJ BC presents The Beastles</title>
		<description>dj BC presents The Beastles, more mashups... I'm guessing these won't stay up long, I heard the A Night At The Hip-Hopera is gone already, though there seems to be a bit more rebellion regarding hosting copyrighted material... DJ BC says &quot;These mash-... </description>
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		<title>I Love You And I Don't Want You To Die</title>
		<description>I Love You And I Don't Want You To Die is the new release from Frankie Machine, known here as Francis Albert Machine, part of Artists Againts Success, but released here through Choco Hearts... still with me?This release bundles together the first thr... </description>
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		<title>An half arsed review of Sexy Beast</title>
		<description>Last night I watched Sexy Beast, starring Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley and Ian McShane, and directed by music video director Jonathon Glazier. Ray Winstone plays Gal (short for Gary, he's not a girl) a gangster who's retired to Spain, but is destined t... </description>
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		<title>Food is short in the world of Technosphere</title>
		<description>Events for PaulyJnr (id 126466)To see all the events online with hyperlinks go to :http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/events.exe?id=126466To see creature information go to :http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/info.exe?id=126466Current Time is:... </description>
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		<title>Beasties and RATM postpone tour</title>
		<description>Beastie Boy Mike D was a bit hasty in taking the stabilisers off his pushbike; he's had an accident leading to a dislocation shoulder and the postponement of the forthcoming (US) tour...The paranoid among you may connect this with John Squire's cycli... </description>
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		<title>Click out the jams</title>
		<description>We've been voted site of the week at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clickmusic.co.uk/Clickmusic_Web_Guide/Directories?view=view&quot;&gt;clickmusic.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;! Thanks to whoever nominated this, and big up to the ClickMusic massive...</description>
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		<description>Ian McNabb Born: Nov 03, 1962 Active: '90s, 2000s Major Styles: Post-Punk, Adult Alternative Pop/Rock, American Trad Rock Instrument: Vocals, Guitar, Vocals (Background) Representative Albums: &quot;Merseybeast,&quot; &quot;Head Like a...</description>
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