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		<title>A new dawn, a new hope, a new America, etc</title>
		<description>A shift away from Conservatism, it's Obama what won it. The number of seats makes it look like a proper drubbing, Barack Obama winning two for each one that John McCain did, and it wasn't close like George W Bush's controversial win, but it looked li... </description>
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		<category>usa</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>us election</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11678/A+new+dawn%2C+a+new+hope%2C+a+new+America%2C+etc</link>
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		<title>Bullet train does London to Ashford in 32 minutes</title>
		<description>rail news has the details, that's nice, but when you think about it that's not really all that impressive - the current trains could do it in not much more than that if they didn't stop at all the stations in between. Still, looking forward to it, ho... </description>
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		<category>high speed rail link</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>train</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<category>bullet train</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11313/Bullet+train+does+London+to+Ashford+in+32+minutes</link>
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		<title>Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>An apparent eye witness has come forward to the tragic death on Friday, claiming that NO, there was not a crowd to witness the event and NO, no-one was holding up a mobile phone filming:Asd for what you've been told about people there taking pictures... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11228/Folkestone+suicide+tragedy</link>
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		<title>Stencilling</title>
		<description>I like this, a stencil from Onion Bag Blogger, after Banksy. That's a potatoshop effect rather than a realistic stencil you could print and cut out out I think (see the fuzzy edges), but nice.How to stencil, stenciling 1000 video, Use GIMP to make st... </description>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>street art</category>
		<category>stencil</category>
		<category>stenciling</category>
		<category>graffiti</category>
		<category>banksy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11018/Stencilling</link>
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		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>curry</category>
		<category>indian</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>buffet</category>
		<category>all you can eat</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>gps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<title>RE: the text entry box is just something I was trying out at work</title>
		<description>I've been in Ed for 10 years now, I doubt I'll move anytime soon.You can't keep adding features without a redesign, that's just crazy talk ;) A few news buttons, maybe a CSS overhaul, a cheeky bit of layout and BAM, you've got a fresh new look. You k... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10884/RE%3A+the+text+entry+box+is+just+something+I+was+trying+out+at+work</link>
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		<title>Apple Airbook</title>
		<description>There's a new ultra portable mac to be announced todday I think, some speculation here on Wired, see how everyone has to comment without reading the article? (Cue replies here, missing the point of this post, if there was a point, and there were any ... </description>
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		<category>apple</category>
		<category>mac</category>
		<category>airbook</category>
		<category>engadget</category>
		<category>wired</category>
		<category>thinksecret</category>
		<category>macrumors</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10842/Apple+Airbook</link>
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		<title>Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!</title>
		<description>Imagine that... Overslept Sunday morning, so we went to Escondido for lunch instead. The chef got my food wrong again, so for the second time in a row mine came free, that's nice. Apparently Escondido weren't quite recovered from a disaster the previ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;Rated 7.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>tex mex</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>itc</category>
		<category>green wing</category>
		<category>nathan barley</category>
		<category>little britain</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21</link>
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		<title>I know more about the internets than Tim Berners Lee</title>
		<description>It says so here, that's a professional comedy writer saying that, but he's not joking I don't think.newsbiscuit.com is a UK comedy site I helped out with when it launched, and then again last night, that could be what prompted the namecheck.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10497/I+know+more+about+the+internets+than+Tim+Berners+Lee</link>
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		<title>Party weekend</title>
		<description>Bah, I wrote this out once already and closed the browser by mistake... had kind of a busy week at work, that's got to be a good thing, but it's meant not really any time for writing here in the day time, and some days have seen me concentrating on s... </description>
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		<category>party</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>anniversary</category>
		<category>games</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10394/Party+weekend</link>
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		<title>My sides!</title>
		<description>Ho ho, just read this spoof story about Dickens World.A new £62 million theme park is being built in Chatham Maritime in Kent on a Dickensian theme in the hope of attracting foreign visitors in the same way that Fawlty Towers drew tourists into the T... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10267/My+sides%21</link>
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		<title>I love the smell of salami in the morning</title>
		<description>The office is liberally decorated with german sausage this morning, the company just launched a new service selling Europa Parks, tickets and hotels and all that and to celebrate we have a smorgasbord of German food, if that's not a contradiction. Th... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10256/I+love+the+smell+of+salami+in+the+morning</link>
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		<title>RE: Looks like Leeds might be safe for a while</title>
		<description>Pontefract always sounded like it should be by the sea anyroad.Congratulations! That's top news.Ah, I'm not worrying about paying mine off, I'll no doubt have to work till I'm 90 anyway. Speaking of which, of to Lyon tomorrow for a conference. A data... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10236/RE%3A+Looks+like+Leeds+might+be+safe+for+a+while</link>
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		<title>Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Well I suspect you've all been frantically refreshing wondering when I'd report from this morning's earthquake! Amazingly it was three and a half hours ago now, the power was off until just recently so there wasn't a lot I could do, no internets, and... </description>
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		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>folkestone earthquake</category>
		<category>folkestoneearthquake</category>
		<category>kentearthquake</category>
		<category>avi</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>vidcast</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10163/Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>Sports centre &quot;dead and buried&quot;</title>
		<description>That's the end of the new Folkestone and Hythe sports facilities then... What about the poor consultants though? Without our millions they will surely starve!... </description>
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		<title>Justin, NO!</title>
		<description>Not only did my spy at the Eurovision launch today inform me that Justin Hawkins is competing to be the UK entry, but now I've been sent a fairly cheesy pop duet that he's done. It's with Beverley someone, that's all I know so far, more news on furth... </description>
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		<category>mp3</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10033/Justin%2C+NO%21</link>
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		<title>Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>Watched &quot;The Roadkill Chef&quot; last night, billed by BBC Three as &quot;Eccentric roadkill connoisseur Fergus Drennan tries to change the eating habits of the people in the town of Sandwich in Kent by throwing the community a roadkill feast&quot;. Sandwich is rea... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9935/Blood+on+the+tracks</link>
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		<title>redirected where?</title>
		<description>Still on the blog? It's not like PB that's redirecting people to the news admin page when they post on the eds board is it..?Really liking drupal, yes it has been a bit fiddly to add new node types and that, but not that fiddly really all told, I've ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9710/redirected+where%3F</link>
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		<title>Yesterday's news</title>
		<description>BAH, wrote a huge posting, to compensate for several days of blog neglect, and Firefox only done went and crashed on me didn't it... that's literally several paragraphs of finely thought out prose that are now lost forever. I need to write an &quot;autosa... </description>
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		<description>Really bad and sad news about Paul Hunter, he was only 27 and had just become a dad, should have known things were very serious when his ranking was frozen earlier this year, that's an unusual move, though we really thought and hoped he'd recover.Als... </description>
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		<title>Oh dear what's happened to the style then?</title>
		<description>Been playing with PhpGedView while I had some time to play with PHP (which might help me with work) and genealogy things(which probably won't). It's &quot;skinnable&quot;, but only sort of, it needs some hacking to integrate it in this site, and in the process...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9000/Oh+dear+what%27s+happened+to+the+style+then%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>cheriton</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9000/Oh+dear+what%27s+happened+to+the+style+then%3F</link>
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		<title>ZZ blows his top</title>
		<description>So what was said then? Must surely have been something racial. Man alive it's a dirty game.Cream-crackered today, don't feel like I rested for a second at the weekend, not only did we stay up far too late on Saturday, but we went OUT on a FRIDAY! Thi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8698/ZZ+blows+his+top</link>
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		<title>Get a copy of the local paper</title>
		<description>I think it depends on the area and it depends on what sort of deposit you have. I've had my two bedroom place two years now, and I think it was worth the 140k we paid for it, but if we were to rent it out the most I've seen a two bed advertised for i... </description>
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		<category>property</category>
		<category>investment</category>
		<category>apartment</category>
		<category>folkestone herald</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8668/Get+a+copy+of+the+local+paper</link>
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		<title>Well at least it's good for the garden</title>
		<description>Not a lot else to report, having a lot of trouble with spammers on here, so if you want to post a reply I'm afraid you'll have to register now, until I can work something out.Nice that the rain has cooled things down a bit, it was a bit of a shock th... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8543/Well+at+least+it%27s+good+for+the+garden</link>
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		<title>Google trends an t'ing</title>
		<description>Google Trends is live today, this is their live, interactive and searchable version of Google Zeitgeist - see how often people have searched for what you're searching for, over time and that. See Google trends for Folkestone, hmm that's more or less ... </description>
		<category>google,popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8319/Google+trends+an+t%27ing</link>
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		<title>What am I, a scone?</title>
		<description>Spent most of yesterday doing doctory things, had to head down to the surgery and register, see a nurse, fill forms, fill something else, etc. Then much hanging around until I could get to see a doctor. Too much of this was in the waiting room. Parts... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8171/What+am+I%2C+a+scone%3F</link>
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		<title>Six Feet Under</title>
		<description>Searching for Folkestone news I found this story about a guy who got drunk and woke up in Africa, a bit sensationalised, it was Tunisia rather than the wilds somewhere, but it looks like he might have been from Folkestone. Anyway, point is, that's no... </description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
		<category>gene pitney</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8059/Six+Feet+Under</link>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8038/It%27s+Not+Easy+Being+Green</link>
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		<title>Portentous</title>
		<description>Strange air about the world today - it's a fabulous day here in London, but the light and atmosphere feel a bit WEIRD. Could be that I've headed into town half an hour later than normal, or an actual armageddon could be on the way. Came into Cannon S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7985/Portentous</link>
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		<title>Weddingtastic weekender</title>
		<description>Might mighty wedding fun at the weekend, but I'm KNACKERED now... Headed back in to London Saturday morning for the wedding of Ralph and Linda at The Royal Society for the Encouragement of Arts, Manufactures &amp; Commerce (RSA for short), just off The S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7957/Weddingtastic+weekender</link>
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