<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11037/RE%3A+Ever+feel+lacking+in+skills%3F"><dc:date>2008-03-05UTC09:41:03</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Ever feel lacking in skills?</dc:title><dc:description>That's crazy talk, and quite an arrogant viewpoint for Wired - screw building a clock out of voltmeters. I've got a degree in electronics but there is no way I'd open up your iPaq to see why it wasn't working. Gadgets are sold as black boxes, and are... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4580/The+IT+Crowd"><dc:date>2006-02-02UTC09:15:00</dc:date><dc:title>The IT Crowd</dc:title><dc:description>No time to write anything yesterday, not much to report except our train in the morning was short a few carriages, so we all had to squeeze up, and our carriage was then full of chattering bastards. Also there was no heating, so it was freezing and n... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6419/Alex+Zane"><dc:date>2005-11-16UTC04:27:55</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Alex Zane</dc:title><dc:description>Saw him there last saturday.  Think he had gone to see Noel Fielding DJ.  Thankfully Alex wasn't as drunk as the last time I saw him.  There was no random shouting.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3184/"><dc:date>2005-04-08UTC11:22:59</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>I thought the storm on London yesterday was quite impressive.  We were in Covent Garden when it started.  Thankfully we didn't get too wet or cold.As for gigs in Dover...No, I don't think there is much, it all tends to be at the Louis Armstrong.  The... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2726/"><dc:date>2005-02-11UTC11:49:21</dc:date><dc:title></dc:title><dc:description>thankfully i found some tunes to listen to on your ipod, don't go putting any rubbish on mine!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've got quite a few things on yours that I want!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We'll get there in the end...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6127/Fearne+Cotton"><dc:date>2004-06-11UTC04:15:50</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Fearne Cotton</dc:title><dc:description>She was hanging out with Sarah Cawood at the Killers, she is also very small, thankfully there was no sign of her annoying fame academy boyfriend</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6053/Vanessa+Feltz"><dc:date>2004-04-28UTC11:55:23</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>Vanessa Feltz</dc:title><dc:description>Last Thursday I think it was, she was outside my office sunbathing, clothed thankfully but she did have her dress hitched up...eek.  She had blood red nail varnish on her toes.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/890/No+more+106"><dc:date>2004-02-09UTC09:15:46</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/child+friendly" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.clarkeology.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:title>No more 106</dc:title><dc:description>In an attempt to make this less boring, I'll not be mentioning the 106 bus for at least a week. I was going to post up a picture of how someone had hacksawed away a part of the luggage rack on a train, but I think that would only have reinforced the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/890/No+more+106&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;No more 106&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/890/No+more+106&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/849/Progress+on+the+flat"><dc:date>2004-01-31UTC05:37:42</dc:date><dc:title>Progress on the flat</dc:title><dc:description>Got some paperwork back from the solicitor, including a plan of the street and a plan of the flat, to make sure I know what I'm buying, what the propery boundaries are etc... Also got the fixtures and fittings schedule back, bah she's not leaving the... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/192/6.5k+on+the+exercise+bike+today"><dc:date>2003-08-10UTC05:26:47</dc:date><dc:title>6.5k on the exercise bike today</dc:title><dc:description>I'm pleased with that, it's up from 5k every day since we had the bike...Someone seems to be playing a saxaphone outside, it's so bohemian round here. I could be hallucinating that because of the heat though. 37 degrees today, should be about 10 degr... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>