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		<title>RE: Due day plus FOURTEEN</title>
		<description>C'mon baby Clarke make yourself seen/heard!!&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Due day plus FOURTEEN</title>
		<description>Off to the hospital now for the final push!</description>
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		<title>Due day plus lucky THIRTEEN?</title>
		<description>No actually, no movement today either. Clare doesn't feel any more like she's about to go into labour than she has done any day so far, so looks like we will be keeping our appointment with the indcucinator at 7am tomorrow.Before that got a bit of a ... </description>
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		<title>Happy Friday 13th</title>
		<description>I just drew horse #13 in the office Grand National sweepstake... I predict 13 horses will fall and die in tomorrow's race.(Actually number 13 is Point Barrow, one of the favourites, that's not bad. Not that we vegans participate in such things)... </description>
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		<title>Tee hee hee</title>
		<description>...and not on my own</description>
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		<title>Alice TEE</title>
		<description>Re: Alice TEEGot an email:Your Alice Tee's surname might variously be Tighe, Teague, Tay or Tigh.  I've been researching these names and none of them knew how to spell it. ;-)The Tee / Tighe lot come from Ireland originally and the surname is an Angl... </description>
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		<title>My teeth!</title>
		<description>Just had a soya capuccino from Flaneur, which is the tres posh and intimidating shop next to work, and it was nice, but not what I've been drinking recently, it was dryer, slightly bitter, tasted more like coffee in fact... I think that Pret have bee... </description>
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		<title>So, is Black Steel due a rerelease then?</title>
		<description>There's a real buzz about the Tricky version of &quot;Black Steel&quot; right now, is it going to be re-released? I remember this as being GINORMOUS at the time, but I've heard from a few music fans just recently who weren't familiar with it, so maybe it wasn'... </description>
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		<title>Rory McGrath</title>
		<description>10 o clock... &lt;br /&gt;Staggering to his first drinking hole in black jacket and open-necked shirt, mass of afro-ed hair looking, frankly, like shit.</description>
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		<title>Hens Teeth</title>
		<description>Some news from Tremendous Mike:A lucky few of you may own our (Must Destroy's)rare as hen's teeth 7&quot;s by the (International) Noise Conspiracy and The Von Bondies.Most of you, however, will not.And you don't stand hardly any chance now either (unless ... </description>
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		<title>Am I still asleep?</title>
		<description>We're listening to The Boys Are Back In Town from an album called Rock Baby... either it's rock songs done in an instrumental lullaby style, or I am dreaming. Someone must have put something in my rusks, as now I'm hearing &quot;She Sells Sanctuary&quot;, and ... </description>
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		<title>Nigel Havers</title>
		<description>Saw Mr Havers while getting my lunch, he was having some sort of baguette prepared for him, and he was wearing a black leather jacket. Thursday 14th November.</description>
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		<title>Sophie Ellis Bextor</title>
		<description>Finishing a meal with her mate (which she paid for - the advance must have been not too bad!), while we pointed at her, laughed and made generally derogatory comments about her musical output, as we were pretty pissed at the time.  She was alright ab... </description>
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		<title>Curly Watts</title>
		<description>He was getting a Soft drink out og the fridge.</description>
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		<title>Atomic Kitten Beat Off Teenage Dirtbag</title>
		<description>Can't be arsed to write any sort of news story here, just wanted to use that headline...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blah Blah, Atomic Kitten number one, lots of new entries, check out http://www.dotmusic.com or something for the details...</description>
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		<title>Shane Lynch</title>
		<description>Lured over by the spurious notion that the elfin minx Lady Tara from Emmerdale was having lunch we were greatly disappointed. However Shane [talentless Boyzone geezer] Lynch was queuing for a sandwich either that or some other bloke with a pencil bea... </description>
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		<title>cANDICE from Corrie</title>
		<description>This doesn't really count 'cos I work for Granada so I saw her buying her lunch, yesterday I saw Natalie Barnes and her real life Husband Tim Healy having their lunch too. Not to mention that woman with the deep voice from Plain Talk and I held the d... </description>
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		<title>TEEEEEEE VEEEEEE!</title>
		<description>PopEx is due to be on Carlton TV's &quot;Videotech&quot; midnight Thursday, though some TV guides say Wednesday... I guess it's one of those shows that gets shunted around the schedules. Treat yourself, stay up late both nights!Anyway, they'll also be showing ... </description>
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		<title>Dr Teeth Big Band</title>
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		<title>Alice Cooper</title>
		<description>Born: 1948 in Detroit, USAStyle: Hard RockCheck out: &quot;School's Out,&quot; &quot;Poison&quot; Buy Alice Cooper tickets or sell Alice Cooper tickets in a safe and guaranteed... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Alice-Cooper-Hammersmith-Odeon/132128.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Alice Cooper in Sheffield</title>
		<description>Born: 1948 in Detroit, USAStyle: Hard RockCheck out: &quot;School's Out,&quot; &quot;Poison&quot; Buy Alice Cooper tickets or sell Alice Cooper tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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		<title>Alice Cooper in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
		<description>Born: 1948 in Detroit, USAStyle: Hard RockCheck out: &quot;School's Out,&quot; &quot;Poison&quot; Buy Alice Cooper tickets or sell Alice Cooper tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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		<title>Lily Allen in London</title>
		<description>GET ME IN! is part of Ticketmaster, the world?s largest ticketing company. Buy or sell your Somerset House Festival tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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		<title>Lily Allen in Birmingham</title>
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		<title>Lily Allen in Manchester</title>
		<description>GET ME IN! is part of Ticketmaster, the world?s largest ticketing company. Buy or sell your Somerset House Festival tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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		<title>Lily Allen</title>
		<description>GET ME IN! is part of Ticketmaster, the world?s largest ticketing company. Buy or sell your Somerset House Festival tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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		<title>Lily Allen in Sheffield</title>
		<description>GET ME IN! is part of Ticketmaster, the world?s largest ticketing company. Buy or sell your Somerset House Festival tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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		<title>Steeleye Span</title>
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		<title>Grease</title>
		<description>Grease follows Sandy and Danny and their gangs, the Burger Palace Boys and Pink Ladies, through their 1950?s teenage-rollercoaster life of romance, drive-ins, flashy cars,...</description>
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		<title>Grease in London</title>
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		<title>Grease in London</title>
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		<title>Grease in London</title>
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		<title>Grease in London</title>
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		<title>Grease in London</title>
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		<title>Buena Vista Social Club in Harrogate</title>
		<description>Style: LatinCheck out: Ry Cooder's &quot;Buena Vista Social Club&quot;Buy or sell your Buena Vista Social Club tickets in a safe and guaranteed...</description>
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