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		<title>Terry Pratchett's Nation limited edition.</title>
		<description>I've got one of these a Nation special edition, I think. Dad queued from early this morning to secure one of these, and got it signed, good work!Had a great day in London where we also saw Terry Pratchett, he helicoptered between Hayling Island (wher... </description>
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		<category>pizza express</category>
		<category>pain quotidient</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11571/Terry+Pratchett%27s+Nation+limited+edition.</link>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>football match</title>
		<description>Thanks for listing our matches down at Hythe Town FC – all publicity, much appreciated. We're having a great season, playing excellent football, and there is always a friendly welcome (sometimes too friendly and you get roped into helping, like I did... </description>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>football</category>
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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbasta... </description>
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		<category>cure</category>
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		<category>tickets</category>
		<category>ticketbastard</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>kiss</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10534/Cure+tickets</link>
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		<title>I wouldn't take it personally...</title>
		<description>...I just thought you had a huge range of styles and I didn't *personally* like the one of Bruce Willis (it doesn't look finished either?).  I'm allowed an opinion right? I can't play football at the level required for my country but I'm still allowe... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10428/I+wouldn%27t+take+it+personally...</link>
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		<title>He used to say the same thing.</title>
		<description>I do not miss the commute to York at all. Despite the reading and music listening and leching at lovely business type ladies at the station.I don't even know what facebook is. I've got a myspace thing, but there's nowt on it, I only got the account t... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10246/He+used+to+say+the+same+thing.</link>
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		<title>Megadeth tour dates</title>
		<description>Check these out, I didn't realise how few shows they're playing in the UK, we're lucky to have them...June  	1  	Nurnberg, Germany  	Rock Im Park  	**  	*  	On Sale Now  	2 	Roeselare, Belgium 	Schwung Festival 	All 	* 	On Sale Now  	3 	Nurburg, Germ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10196/Megadeth+tour+dates&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Megadeth tour dates&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10196/Megadeth+tour+dates&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Robot vs robot</title>
		<description>So which robot is best then? This running footballer from Japan?Or this genuinely monstrous droid that I snapped at the Kent Show last year? Which one is more human like, and more importantly which one is more robot like?Thanks to Stu for the feeble ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9908/Robot+vs+robot</link>
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		<title>Quiet night in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Saturday we went on a bit of tour of Folkestone, just to remind us and our visitor Emma of some of the less salubrious joints in town. We were originally going to head into Hythe and get a curry, but Emma already had a dinner lined up, so decided to ... </description>
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		<description>Really bad and sad news about Paul Hunter, he was only 27 and had just become a dad, should have known things were very serious when his ranking was frozen earlier this year, that's an unusual move, though we really thought and hoped he'd recover.Als... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9614/</link>
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		<title>RE: The Sandgate Hotel,</title>
		<description>Hi thereWell as you probably know the Sandgate Hotel closed down for a refit (coincidentally not long after the Ramsay Kitchen Nightmare programme). So was interested to go there when it reopened. It now looks much better inside - they've knocked thr... </description>
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		<title>Get it over with...</title>
		<description>Football was disappointing, but probably where we deserved to get to. Knocked out by Manchester United though, who'd have thought it. The rest of the weekend was fabulous, here we go.Saturday had some friends visiting, so we headed out for a GREAT lu...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8657/Get+it+over+with...&quot;&gt;Rated 7.77/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>japanese</category>
		<category>noodles</category>
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		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>canteen</category>
		<category>food</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>typing</category>
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		<title>BAH</title>
		<description>(UPDATE: That's not how I'd sum up the whole weekend, just the post football feeling)</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8654/BAH</link>
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		<title>Sofa not so good</title>
		<description>Our new sofa is not arriving tomorrow now, I think they just realised about the clash with the  football... so, rearranged for Tuesday which is the only day they will do, and it's not terribly convenient for us :-( Still, means the footie, and our lu... </description>
		<category>beach</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8650/Sofa+not+so+good</link>
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		<title>We don't really go out any more</title>
		<description>Another smashing weekend, is it time for the next one yet? Saturday I played with the computer most of the day. Had no joy fitting the old big hard drive full of MP3s into the new computer, all the technology is different, the drive is SATA now so I'... </description>
		<category>itunes</category>
		<category>power cut</category>
		<category>pc</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8627/We+don%27t+really+go+out+any+more</link>
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		<title>Obligatory world cup post</title>
		<description>World cup, a bit of a tense game, we just about got there in the end. There are some bad people out there:An internet company which sold fake World Cup tickets to children may have made more than £60,000 in the scam.Nearly 400 schoolchildren from acr... </description>
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		<category>red dwarf</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>craig charles</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>picasa</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8593/Obligatory+world+cup+post</link>
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		<title>Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>One for my homies here Fareham nightclub Prague junction to be turned into a pig farm. Well possibly. The council keep rejecting plans to shut the club down and redevelop it as flats and offices as the land is earmark for a light rapid transit system... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8575/Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<title>School's out for, ooh, a long time now</title>
		<description>Going through some old photos now I have a scanner, here's my infant school lineup:[[http://static.flickr.com/59/166633373_32afcd8353.jpg] Portchester Northern Infants School Class 5]]Google have released  a web version of Picasa, their photo organis... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8553/School%27s+out+for%2C+ooh%2C+a+long+time+now</link>
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		<title>Another action packed weekender</title>
		<description>The new computer est arrivé! Had no time to play with it yet as it's been such a busy weekend, and so had no time to get pictures off the camera yet, so my weekend diarisation and explanation is without illustration so far, sorry (see pictures by my ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8523/Another+action+packed+weekender</link>
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		<title>RE: Is there a lawyer in the house?</title>
		<description>What?? 12 months??? That's some contract, are you secretly a premiership footballer?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8012/RE%3A+Is+there+a+lawyer+in+the+house%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Cheers</title>
		<description>Sorry, yeah, it needs at least 2.5. Not sure if you like football, but I bought FIFA06 and took it back and got Pro Evo 5, which is truely amazing by comparison. Don't bother with Prince of Persia...it's bug ridden and frustrating as hell!I bought a ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4473/RE%3A+Cheers</link>
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		<title>I like Shed Boat Shed</title>
		<description>This was my favourite of the Turner Prize Entries, it really stood out, a deserved winner I reckon. I clearly didn't like it enough to blog about it, but I swear I picked it out at the beginning. Also Antony and the Johnsons, I tipped them to win the... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4255/I+like+Shed+Boat+Shed</link>
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		<title>Synthique</title>
		<description>Synthique hangs out at Danny's in Wicker Park (Chicago)&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes he's at smartbar when Colette is playing. </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6485/Synthique</link>
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		<title>Nice one Neil!</title>
		<description>Looks like Folkestone Invicta made it into the FA Cup... This update from www.folkestoneinvicta.co.uk:Club Secretary Neil Pilcher, has advised the following admission prices for the Chester game and that entry tickets will be available on match day :...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4063/Nice+one+Neil%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Nice one Neil!&quot; src=&quot;http://www.folkestoneinvicta.co.uk/invictalogo.gif&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4063/Nice+one+Neil%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>hmmmmmm...............</title>
		<description>These are poor families in low-rise estates.The estates are home to nearly as many single parents as traditional two parent families. There are many school age children and families are larger than average. There are also some couples whose children ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3727/hmmmmmm...............</link>
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		<title>I aspire to a gold card, but I struggle to pay off my debts</title>
		<description>What's your postcode saying behind your back? Mine's not being very complementary at all:Incomes are quite low. People have average educational qualifications. Their relatively routine jobs are in shops and offices, and there is some unemployment. Wi... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>upmystreet</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3725/I+aspire+to+a+gold+card%2C+but+I+struggle+to+pay+off+my+debts</link>
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		<title>Edgar DaviDs</title>
		<description>*shakes head*&lt;br /&gt;Edgar Davids.&lt;br /&gt;Footballer.&lt;br /&gt;Black guy.&lt;br /&gt;Dutch.&lt;br /&gt;Glaucoma means he wears glasses when he plays.&lt;br /&gt;Special glasses.&lt;br /&gt;Glasses made of tungsten.&lt;br /&gt;And supretrazene.&lt;br /&gt;And acid.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6249/Edgar+DaviDs</link>
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		<title>30 quid each, bargain!</title>
		<description>Got a comment, by email pointing out &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lnreview.co.uk/news/005173.php&quot;&gt;some numbers regarding a response&lt;/a&gt;... 1.7 billion is only 30 quid for every man, woman and child in the country. Perhaps we could all have a wristband?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3644/30+quid+each%2C+bargain%21</link>
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		<title>The Usual Suspects</title>
		<description>This bar, on the Old High Street is closing, and selling off all it's contents. So if you want a pool table, table football table etc, might be the place to go and have a look! There's a mobile phone number stuck up on a sign in the front window, tak...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2901/The+Usual+Suspects&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Usual Suspects&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/33/38182240_9de606a8c9_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Footballers Wives</title>
		<description>So, two of the Footballers Wives (Zoe Lucker and Sarah Barrand) live in Stokey, according to this Independent Article... I don't think I've seen paparazzi hanging around here recently. Did see something being filmed at  Stoke Newington High Street en... </description>
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		<title>HMV</title>
		<description>Free wristbands from XFM...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2092/HMV</link>
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