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		<title>Ambush Paintball</title>
		<description>Got roundly thrashed at Ambush paintball (do you think they have clearance to use those maps?), which made it a bit disheartening towards the end of the day... could have done with just half a day of it, and slightly more even teams. Miss! Bigger Boy... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/402/Ambush+Paintball</link>
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		<title>Datbase crash</title>
		<description>These are happening more and more frequently these days, but this is the first time that the database has crashed and I've really lost data... the punter.MYD file deleted itself somehow on the crash, that is where all punter data is stored, nightmare... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/428/Datbase+crash</link>
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		<title>Nothing to say today</title>
		<description>Been a bit busy, so no skiving off to watch the football today. I did watch England just about win yesterday, missed the goal. It did make the afternoon go quickly not stopping for lunch until 4pm. Have seen bits and pieces like Italy going out, out ... </description>
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		<category>england</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>elham</category>
		<category>christopher ecclestone</category>
		<category>john lennon</category>
		<category>tennis</category>
		<category>wimbledon</category>
		<category>john isner</category>
		<category>nicolas mahut</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13533/Nothing+to+say+today</link>
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		<title>Footballers Wives</title>
		<description>So, two of the Footballers Wives (Zoe Lucker and Sarah Barrand) live in Stokey, according to this Independent Article... I don't think I've seen paparazzi hanging around here recently. Did see something being filmed at  Stoke Newington High Street en... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2874/Footballers+Wives</link>
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		<title>Fruity</title>
		<description>He was at the Avalanches gig, with Jim Bob... go on, get back together...</description>
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		<category>electric ballroom</category>
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		<category>jim bob</category>
		<category>jim morrison</category>
		<category>carter usm</category>
		<category>avalanches</category>
		<category>fruitbat</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4919/Fruity</link>
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		<title>Fruitbat</title>
		<description>Well i wasn't there, and neither was my mate, but HIS BROTHER was working there as a promoter and he spoke to him. I know it's not much in the way of information but at least we know he's doing something!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sadly, Jimbob was not present.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4971/Fruitbat</link>
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		<title>Jim Morrison</title>
		<description>He was at the &lt;strong&gt;Avalanches&lt;/strong&gt; gig, with &lt;strong&gt;Fruitbat&lt;/strong&gt;... go on, get back together!</description>
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		<title>Neil Webb, former England footballer</title>
		<description>He was buying some vegetables surprisingly, Parsnips and some other stuff.Had a very nice looking lady on his arm too.date ? early December, time ? early morning-ish.I didn't think filling one of these out would need so much detail....... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5346/Neil+Webb,+former+England+footballer</link>
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		<title>The Italian Rugby/ Football team</title>
		<description>hmm they were standing about looking confused waiting for the rest of the team to arrive. the reason i knew it was them was they were all wearing their training gear with ITALIA on the back (slight clue). They big boys. hmm would have been about half... </description>
		<category>63</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5647/The+Italian+Rugby/+Football+team</link>
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		<title>Fruitbat</title>
		<description>The mighty mighty Carter himself was queued up just in front of us to get tickets for AC/DC at Hammersmith Apollo this morning. Well, queueing this morning to get our wristbands slapped on for this evening.TWO HOURS I was queued behind him and I didn... </description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5893/Fruitbat</link>
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		<title>Atomic Kitten Beat Off Teenage Dirtbag</title>
		<description>Can't be arsed to write any sort of news story here, just wanted to use that headline...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Blah Blah, Atomic Kitten number one, lots of new entries, check out http://www.dotmusic.com or something for the details...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6850/Atomic+Kitten+Beat+Off+Teenage+Dirtbag</link>
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		<title>Obligatory world cup post</title>
		<description>World cup, a bit of a tense game, we just about got there in the end. There are some bad people out there:An internet company which sold fake World Cup tickets to children may have made more than £60,000 in the scam.Nearly 400 schoolchildren from acr... </description>
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		<category>red dwarf</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>craig charles</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>picasa</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8593/Obligatory+world+cup+post</link>
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		<title>Get it over with...</title>
		<description>Football was disappointing, but probably where we deserved to get to. Knocked out by Manchester United though, who'd have thought it. The rest of the weekend was fabulous, here we go.Saturday had some friends visiting, so we headed out for a GREAT lu... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>typing</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8657/Get+it+over+with...</link>
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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from | Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbas... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<category>tickets</category>
		<category>ticketbastard</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>kiss</category>
		<category>cure tickets</category>
		<category>kiss tickets</category>
		<category>ozzy osbourne tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10534/Cure+tickets</link>
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		<title>football match</title>
		<description>Thanks for listing our matches down at Hythe Town FC – all publicity, much appreciated. We're having a great season, playing excellent football, and there is always a friendly welcome (sometimes too friendly and you get roped into helping, like I did... </description>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>sport</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10946/football+match</link>
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		<title>A band you've heard of, playing the Cheesegrater!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.artistticket.com/link/?s=wheatus&quot;&gt;Wheatus 10th anniversary tour&lt;/a&gt;! Surely you remember, Teenage Dirtbag? That's one of my very very few five star rated songs on itunes, maybe I'll go...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<category>wheatus</category>
		<category>teenage dirtbag</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheesegrater</category>
		<category>quarterhouse</category>
		<category>itunes</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13389/A+band+you%27ve+heard+of,+playing+the+Cheesegrater!</link>
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		<title>Oh yeah, Play Up Pompey</title>
		<description>They are doing something good at the moment aren't they, so it's time to put my head above the parapet and say I'm from there, and if I was into football I would be an ardent Portsmouth supporter. If they beat Chelsea I will probably wear my Pompey s... </description>
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		<category>pompey</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>spurs</category>
		<category>tottenham</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13402/Oh+yeah,+Play+Up+Pompey</link>
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		<title>Ooh-ah Nigeria ooh-ah Nigeria!</title>
		<description>It's &lt;strong&gt;World Cup&lt;/strong&gt; office sweepstake time again! I suspect that is three pounds that I will not be seeing again.</description>
		<category>world cup</category>
		<category>nigeria</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>sweepstake</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13517/Ooh-ah+Nigeria+ooh-ah+Nigeria!</link>
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		<title>Three teeth</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, the least said about the football the better probably but the rest was lovely. Watched the ****ball round the in-laws house, so put Harry down to bed there and we went home after the game without him. Stayed up drinking, tried to play c... </description>
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		<category>teeth</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>world cup</category>
		<category>chess</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13519/Three+teeth</link>
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		<title>Don't you wish you lived next door to my friend Stu?</title>
		<description>He has a &lt;a href=&quot;http://0310148.netsolhost.com/WordPress/?p=13&quot;&gt;Vuvuzela&lt;/a&gt;. I guess lots of people do now. Great!</description>
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		<category>world cup</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>vuvuzela</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13520/Don%27t+you+wish+you+lived+next+door+to+my+friend+Stu%3F</link>
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		<title>Has felt like a tiring week</title>
		<description>Probably just hay fever making me feel not-quite-ill but a bit under the weather. It's turned a bit greyer today though still nice enough out. The walk to and from the station is a bit fresher than it has been but still no call for a jacket. I must r... </description>
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		<category>world cup</category>
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		<category>teething</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>brian moore</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>cadfael</category>
		<category>the wire</category>
		<category>inspector morse</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>asbestos</category>
		<category>flat</category>
		<category>germany</category>
		<category>serbia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13522/Has+felt+like+a+tiring+week</link>
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		<title>Also, vuvuzela.fm</title>
		<description>vuvuzela.fm via @monkey_chops very good...And some more links I don't have time to check out now so saving for 'ron. Not sure my delicious.com stuff is still working, so:The world's largest record collection from @hpoom and The surprising truth about... </description>
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		<category>vuvuzela</category>
		<category>motivation</category>
		<category>record collection</category>
		<category>vinyl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13528/Also,+vuvuzela.fm</link>
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		<title>Football decision time...</title>
		<description>We are not being given the afternoon off to watch the football after all... it's on on big screens in the office, but if I want to look at them I have to make the hours up. So, have worked through lunch and will watch the second half I think...... </description>
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		<title>Don't let me forget I am going to Ozzy on Tuesday</title>
		<description>There is a real danger of this coming around and me forgetting to go.Lovely day again today, this weather is insane. I will celebrate by hiding indoors while the rest of the company play human foosball in the sunshine. When did this game become &quot;foos... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>maidstone</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13535/Don%27t+let+me+forget+I+am+going+to+Ozzy+on+Tuesday</link>
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		<title>Vuvuzela hero</title>
		<description>Via @igamesbulletin / iphonegamesbulletin.com... </description>
		<category>vuvuzela</category>
		<category>world cup</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>guitar hero</category>
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		<title>Embrace</title>
		<description>Free wristbands from XFM...</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Embrace-HMV/9297.html</link>
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		<title>Horse The Band</title>
		<description>+ A Traitor Like Judas + Sadako + Lostfoundbroken + The Morder Obsession + one more TBA</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Horse-The-Band-Lanterns/12426.html</link>
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		<title>Wheelchair Basketball - Session 1, BT Paralympic World Cup 2010</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wheelchair-Basketball-Session-1-BT-Paralympic-World-Cup-2010-Manchester-Regional-Arena/216690.html</link>
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		<title>Wheelchair Basketball - Session 2, BT Paralympic World Cup 2010</title>
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			<geo:long>-2.2039</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Wheelchair-Basketball-Session-2-BT-Paralympic-World-Cup-2010-Manchester-Regional-Arena/216688.html</link>
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		<title>BRAINDROP ROBO-PIRATE BOAT RAVE, McMash Clan, Very Special Guests TBA</title>
		<description>15.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/BRAINDROP-ROBO-PIRATE-BOAT-RAVE-McMash-Clan-Very-Special-Guests-TBA-Dutch-Master-Thames-Cruise-Ship/220031.html</link>
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		<title>Holiday Extras vs Eurostar</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://fusion/fusion/images/stories/people_team/Football%20Advert%20copy.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure where this is, Great Chart somewhere.</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>leisure</category>
		<category>golf</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Holiday-Extras-vs-Eurostar-Great-Chart-Golf-Leisure/34068.html</link>
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		<title>Bloc Party DJ Set, support tba</title>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Bloc-Party-DJ-Set-support-tba-Jamm-Brixton/216429.html</link>
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		<title>Football 7-a-Side, BT Paralympic World Cup 2010</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Football-7-a-Side-BT-Paralympic-World-Cup-2010-Manchester-Regional-Arena/216687.html</link>
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		<title>Skirmish vs Paintballing Half Day</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Skirmish-vs-Paintballing-Half-Day-Skirmish-Essex/193368.html</link>
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		<title>Skirmish vs Paintballing Full Day</title>
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