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		<title>Lone Star Comedy returns on Saturday September 27th</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday September 27th.The line up consists of THE AMAZING MR SMITH, SHELAGH MARTIN, compere TIERNAN DOUIEB, plus a newcomer’s act. THE AMA...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11553/Lone+Star+Comedy+returns+on+Saturday+September+27th&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>What should I go find them and give them money now???</title>
		<description>We went for a meal and got a taxi home yesterday, I'm all tipped out!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11506/What+should+I+go+find+them+and+give+them+money+now%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Someone wants to pay for links from my website</title>
		<description>PR Precision are looking for sites that would be interested in publishing content on behalf of a number of our clients which include some of the UK's biggest brands. For a site such as www.clarkeology.com we'd be prepared to pay up to £100 per month,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11466/Someone+wants+to+pay+for+links+from+my+website</link>
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		<title>Portchester weekender</title>
		<description>Spent a smashing weekend in Portchester as it was Mum's birthday yesterday. Headed over Friday afternoon on the train, meeting up with Andy on the way in The Golden Lion. Not a great pub but a good evening anyway and some nice pints of HSB and a chat...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Portchester weekender&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/47/129574428_cbc63362c1_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<category>hemingway</category>
		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
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		<title>Richy is doing the London to Brighton</title>
		<description>Sponsor him!Hello,I'm taking part in the London to Brighton Bike Ride 2008 on 15/06/2008 to raise money for British Heart Foundation and would really welcome your support.Please take a moment to sponsor me. It's really easy - you can donate online by... </description>
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		<category>london to  brighton</category>
		<category>charity</category>
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		<title>Alright, Mr Gordon Brown is listening to me...</title>
		<description>Another petition, regarding a tax on plastic bags. With the news that M&amp;S are stopping giving them away, things are rollling in a greener direction. With this, and the recent sunday newspaper story that Brucie probably WILL be getting his knighthood ... </description>
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		<category>tax</category>
		<category>environment</category>
		<category>camra</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11007/Alright%2C+Mr+Gordon+Brown+is+listening+to+me...</link>
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		<title>50% off at Zizzi's</title>
		<description>Worth a thought, we're off to Canterbury this weekend, though BAH not valid on Saturdays. From money saving expert:What’s the deal?The Telegraph is offering readers 50% off main courses at Zizzi Italian restaurants, when you buy a copy of the paper f...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10887/50%25+off+at+Zizzi%27s&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Ooh lightning strike!</title>
		<description>No trains from Folkestone for the forseeable, because of a lighting strike over night, we do get all the action here don't we. They can't put on any replacement busses until after the school run as they're all in use. I'm getting a lift in today so I... </description>
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		<title>RE: Blackpool (being the third part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>blackpool is indeed an awful place, you should have gone to southport which is lovely, as my friend commented to some residents when we were last there &quot;its up north, but its still quite nice&quot;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10347/RE%3A+Blackpool+%28being+the+third+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<title>The wedding (being the first part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>We started our little trip with a wedding, the least possible wedding that was still attached to home by land that I have ever been to. This was somewhere one side of the Scottish border, and the reception was just the other side, which was quite a n... </description>
		<category>wedding</category>
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		<category>cumbria</category>
		<category>carlisle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10327/The+wedding+%28being+the+first+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<title>Good weekend</title>
		<description>Quick trip to Mum and Dad's on Friday, with an afternoon off work thrown in, to be there for a fabulous family barbecue for Dad's birthday - I knew it was his 60th really. Just a flying visit, but still really good, nice to see so many people in one ... </description>
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		<title>Back in blog</title>
		<description>Reading: The Last Bus Home. Yes, we watched &quot;This Life +10&quot; last night, and it was a bit rubbish. I didn't watch all of This Life the first time round, I'd just moved to London and was really sharing a house on the south bank with some barristers, I ... </description>
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		<title>Fun night out</title>
		<description>I can only just face up to writing down my fun night out on Monday, where I went for popbitch drinks, at The Coach and Horses, Soho. Well, one of them. All was going swimmingly, drinks kept turning up at the table for me, and I kept drinking them. I ... </description>
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		<title>An email, from Dave the Dolphin:</title>
		<description>Being a dolphin is not easy these days, everyone's after us and the fishermen catch more and more of our fish each day, it's hard to make ends meet.I've just had a huge council tax bill too, even though it's my second home' so as well as my website w... </description>
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		<title>Indian summer</title>
		<description>Nice day again today then, I thought when the weather turned a bit ropey on the first of the month that we were due six months of winter... going to be in the eighties today, and looking good for our weekend too.Several more job applications in, noth... </description>
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		<title>Yes we noticed</title>
		<description>When you're silent &amp; things are broken, it generally means you're absent !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry your return to the UK was taxing, how was Berlin anyhow ?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8890/Yes+we+noticed</link>
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		<title>Evacuate</title>
		<description>Not sure if there was some kind of emergency today at Charing Cross, there was a log jam of commuters trying to get out of one open exit - if it was an emergency evacuation it was a very slow one. The other exit is possibly closed for a refit of a sh... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8588/Evacuate</link>
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		<title>Baby baby, where did our weekend go?</title>
		<description>Aciton packed weekend, yet again quite literally TWO daytime trips out of the house that were not just to the shop or the pub, what is going on? We had such a full weekend that I had just about no time for larking about on the computer or even sittin... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8584/Baby+baby%2C+where+did+our+weekend+go%3F</link>
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		<title>Tax the squirrel farms</title>
		<description>Bad news from CBBC:People who shoot or trap grey squirrels should be paid, a member of the Scottish parliament has said.Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has called for the Scottish Parliament to introduce the bounty to protect red squirrels from their g... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8544/Tax+the+squirrel+farms</link>
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		<title>Get well soon Rich</title>
		<description>Oof, chum Richy has just been rushed into hospital. He's OK now, but will not be joining us on the stag do. Most of the party are there already (I got many texts, their first beer was at 5.14am) and Rich was the one out of four of us tomorrow who kne... </description>
		<category>croatia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8322/Get+well+soon+Rich</link>
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		<title>Firefox extension of the day</title>
		<description>Loving this, instant html validation in firefox, an extension that lets you know if the page you're on has errors / warnings, see:What the extension should look like in situ...This page has none! That's how it should be and that's what that little W3... </description>
		<category>firefox,tax,chilli,validation</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8196/Firefox+extension+of+the+day</link>
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		<title>RE: The rest of the weekend</title>
		<description>I liked Taxi too, saw it last Christmas along with its imaginatively titled sequel Taxi 2.  A bit of non-hollywood harmless fun that you can also vaguely quote as a cultural film because it's subtitled.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8145/RE%3A+The+rest+of+the+weekend</link>
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		<title>Successfully imported 0 events</title>
		<description>Google Calendar is doing my head in, I'm proper struggling to import any events... Reading the syntax reference and prowling the Calendar help group for people who're having this problem, no-one seems to be trying to import from anything other than i... </description>
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		<category>ics</category>
		<category>google calendar</category>
		<category>import</category>
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		<title>The rest of the weekend</title>
		<description>Far too much eating and drinking the rest of the weekend too, it's almost good to be back at work... No, it's not, that's ridiculous, it was a great weekend. We did return to the beer festival again, and then went home and watched Taxi (not this one)... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8142/The+rest+of+the+weekend</link>
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		<title>RE: Anyone been made redundant before?</title>
		<description>Sorry to hear that matey - it's never good. Wait, does that mean you won't be the custodian of pooex anymore? It's the end of an era, I shall stop playing in memorial.Anyway, I got laid off last xmas and got a stonking pay out, mainly because the par... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8011/RE%3A+Anyone+been+made+redundant+before%3F</link>
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		<title>X-Files???</title>
		<description>Are you having a laugh? Some other good suggestions in there though, cheers... Also, because it might amuse you:I take by the fact I have no Million discs left you no longer want me as a player. Just say so and I will delete my account, as you have m... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4748/X-Files%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Tim Healey</title>
		<description>Dennis from &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/auf+wiedersehen+pet&quot;&gt;Auf Wiedersehen Pet&lt;/a&gt;, spotted on The Strand near Charing Cross Station one evening last week (about 5.30). Think he was trying to hail a taxi.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<title>Lunch at the Jackdaw</title>
		<description>Had been meaning to try out the Jackdaw for a good while, we pass through Denton every time we go to Canterbury, but aren't usually in a position to stop. This time we were!Super meal, plenty of choice, a REALLY nice pub. We were on wheels, so couldn...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3824/Lunch+at+the+Jackdaw&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Lunch at the Jackdaw&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3824/Lunch+at+the+Jackdaw&quot;&gt;Rated 5.74/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Don't shoot!</title>
		<description>It was raining when I left the house this morning, so I'm wearing a big coat, and it wasn't raining when I got to London, it was quite hot, so now I'm TERRIFIED I'll be shot for dressing suspiciously! What is going on there then? I hope there's more ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3681/Don%27t+shoot%21</link>
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