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		<title>Thieving bastards</title>
		<description>Look out if you're coming to Majorca, the place is crawling with thieves. Actually no it's not, but we've encountered a couple of criminal signs... saw a couple of kids trying it on by the pool of our hotel, ripping off tourist handbags, and noticed ... </description>
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		<title>HOW MUCH?!?!?</title>
		<description>Mmm, lovely lovely Kylie Minogue is doing a UK tour next year, &quot;put me down for some of that&quot; thought I... UNTIL I SAW THE PRICE!She's playing Glasgow, Manchester, Brighton, Cardiff, Bournemouth, and then two nights at London's Hammersmith Odeon, so ... </description>
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		<title>Cuh, students eh?</title>
		<description>A report out today from the university of Warwick reveals that first class graduates tend to earn 12% more than those who attained a third class degree, and students that studied law or politics were likely to earn more than those who studied creativ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7329/Cuh,+students+eh%3F</link>
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		<title>Buy Syntax</title>
		<description>I've just found I know one of Syntax, so go buy the record, it's called Pray.This is not a tip. And even if it was, it's my game, so ha.... </description>
		<category>30</category>
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		<title>Oz Tabs</title>
		<description>Big up this week to Oz Tabs, a site of Australian guitar tablature (huhuhuh, do you like, play it upside-down!?!OMG!LOL!!!), well guitar tab for Antipodean acts... they've done a GOOD THING in putting a link to popex on their artist pages (like this ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7906/Oz+Tabs</link>
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		<title>V Festival latest</title>
		<description>I've been quiet today, beavering busily on busted balance sheets, so HEY! Here's some news written by someone else; The Killers, Deepest Blue and Syntax have been added to the V Festival lineup... An old workmate of mine is in Syntax, friend to the s... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>Firefox extension of the day</title>
		<description>Loving this, instant html validation in firefox, an extension that lets you know if the page you're on has errors / warnings, see:What the extension should look like in situ...This page has none! That's how it should be and that's what that little W3... </description>
		<category>firefox,tax,chilli,validation</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8196/Firefox+extension+of+the+day</link>
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		<title>Tax the squirrel farms</title>
		<description>Bad news from CBBC:People who shoot or trap grey squirrels should be paid, a member of the Scottish parliament has said.Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has called for the Scottish Parliament to introduce the bounty to protect red squirrels from their g... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8544/Tax+the+squirrel+farms</link>
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		<title>Alright, Mr Gordon Brown is listening to me...</title>
		<description>Another petition, regarding a tax on plastic bags. With the news that M&amp;S are stopping giving them away, things are rollling in a greener direction. With this, and the recent sunday newspaper story that Brucie probably WILL be getting his knighthood ... </description>
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		<category>environment</category>
		<category>camra</category>
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		<title>Cheers Darlin'</title>
		<description>Much as I appreciate an extra 2.5% in my pocket, I am slightly afeared of how many places the value 17.5 will have been hard coded in any of the computer systems I may now have to reprogramme. Not to many I hope.This new VAT change will not change th... </description>
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		<category>tax</category>
		<category>jaffa cakes</category>
		<category>alistair darling</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11751/Cheers+Darlin%27</link>
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		<title>HA! I have no lavish lifestyle</title>
		<description>I thought of one place where money will be saved over the next year, if you buy any services were prices are quoted without VAT (IE I might get my heating looked at) then that could be a bill of hundreds or even thousands of pounds that I will be sav... </description>
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		<category>vat</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11757/HA!+I+have+no+lavish+lifestyle</link>
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		<title>Of course it's not taxed!</title>
		<description>Didn't realise until I got home that our new car is not taxed at all, how naieve am I? Called the guy at the place I bought it from &quot;oh no, got sixty cars here I can't keep them all taxed&quot;. So not driving it just yet, left it off road on Jim's drive ... </description>
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		<category>insurance</category>
		<category>tax</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>ship inn</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12237/Of+course+it%27s+not+taxed!</link>
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		<title>RE: Of course it's not taxed!</title>
		<description>Hey nice, welcome back to the sinning group of planet polluters. </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12238/RE:+Of+course+it%27s+not+taxed!</link>
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		<title>Lily Allen for 29p?</title>
		<description>Album for 29p here, Cheers Musically... Also Fleet Foxes, Metallica, Coldplay etc, all the latest albums. Is it a mistake? Quick buy all the music you want now and then disconnect your phone line before this new tax comes in...musically.com... </description>
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		<category>download</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12730/Lily+Allen+for+29p%3F</link>
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		<title>Remember all those stories in the news about family tax credit being RUBBISH?</title>
		<description>Just registering for family tax credit, well Clare is. Had to phone up to get a form, the guy on the phone asked our income now taking into account the fact Clare is on maternity, and we'll get about twenty quid a week probably. That's just the estim... </description>
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		<category>tax</category>
		<category>benefits</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12762/Remember+all+those+stories+in+the+news+about+family+tax+credit+being+RUBBISH%3F</link>
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		<title>My first go on the high speed rail link tomorrow?</title>
		<description>They do seem to have pulled some of the slower morning services to force people on to the high speed link, looks like that's going to be more expensive then... My only cheap option is Folkestone to Charing Cross at 05.37! AM! After that it's high spe... </description>
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		<category>micro men</category>
		<category>syntax era</category>
		<category>alexander armstrong</category>
		<category>martin freeman</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12951/My+first+go+on+the+high+speed+rail+link+tomorrow%3F</link>
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		<title>Get your taxis here!</title>
		<description>Project I have been working on for approximately one million billion years is now live, add a taxi onto your hotel booking! Go to holidayextras.co.uk book a Gatwick hotel and you can prebook a taxi transfer. It's cheaper than the transfer bus for a f... </description>
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		<category>taxi transfer</category>
		<category>airport transfer</category>
		<category>gatwick hotel</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13148/Get+your+taxis+here!</link>
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		<title>Nice weekend, if a bit chilly</title>
		<description>Snow, lots of snow, lots and lots of snow. Had to go out in it a couple of times, Harry's water babies was snowed off, so first time out was to do some shopping on Saturday. I got a voucher through the post from Direct Line (my insurers) offering me ... </description>
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		<category>tax</category>
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		<category>paranormal activity</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>snow</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13203/Nice+weekend,+if+a+bit+chilly</link>
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		<title>Harry and Daddy's day of (DIY) fun</title>
		<description>Clare went to see The King's Speech this afternoon, so after Harry's lunch we went shopping. I got a bargain electric sander that I saw yesterday in Sainsbury's, this one but only fifteen pounds, quite a bargain. No idea what I'm going to do with it ... </description>
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		<category>car tax</category>
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		<category>the kings speech</category>
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		<title>Def:inition Soundclash - 5th Birthday Bash, Hazard / Brockie / Taxman / Nicky Blackmarket, Kenny Ken / Modified Motion / Heist / Devious D, Skibadee / Shabba D / Funsta / Harry Shotta</title>
		<description>13.50</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>FabricLive, ROOM ONE, PLAYAZ, DJ HYPE (2HR SET), Pascal, Hazard, Breakage, Randall B2B Vapour, Taxman, Potential Badboy, MCs IC3, Fats, Funsta MC &amp; AD, ROOM TWO:, BUKEM IN SESSION, LTJ Bukem &amp; MC Conrad, Random Movement, Paul SG, TC1, ROOM THREE:, tbc</title>
		<description>15.00</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1219</geo:long>
		<category>dj</category>
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		<title>The Taxmen</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Taxmen-Cyprus-Avenue/218163.html</link>
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		<title>Mambo Taxi</title>
		<description>Wanted to go to this, no-one to go with. From an ad in Insomnia, local student mag of the time.</description>
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		<title>Kit Curtis and The B3's</title>
		<description>Soul Tribute to The Stax Artists. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kit-Curtis-and-The-B3-s-Lower-Bell/246013.html</link>
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