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		<title>Oh yeah weekend STAR SPOTTING</title>
		<description>We saw Hugh Dennis at Gun Wharf at the weekend, being Outnumbered by his kids, probably. I did not shout Milky Milky at him.The boy in Outnumbered is the sun of porn's Ben Dover, fact fans.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13090/Oh+yeah+weekend+STAR+SPOTTING</link>
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		<title>Play and Stay me hearties</title>
		<description>Work website Play And Stay are doing their bit for International Talk Like A Pirate Day and Marie Curie Cancer Care:Yarrrrrrr, avast me hearties! Play and Stay be celebratin' talk like a pirate day to support the medics of  Marie Curie Cancer Care.We... </description>
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		<category>pirates</category>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>play and stay</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12926/Play+and+Stay+me+hearties</link>
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		<title>SPOTTED: Grant Nicholas out of Feeder</title>
		<description>Checking in to The Burlington (@burlingtonhotel ). Might be indiscreet of me to point that out but I'm sure they don't mind. Anyone who likes Feeder must already be at the Hevy Festival anyway, they're not going to turn up there now hounding him. May... </description>
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		<category>burlington hotel</category>
		<category>burlington</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12840/SPOTTED%3A+Grant+Nicholas+out+of+Feeder</link>
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		<title>Someone ought to pick this idea up!</title>
		<description>Someone could start an agency hiring out stalking clown-a-grams!</description>
		<category>clowns</category>
		<category>coulrophobia</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12227/Someone+ought+to+pick+this+idea+up%21</link>
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		<title>Experience your fear of clowns</title>
		<description>Would you like to be frightened by a clown?Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love sca... </description>
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		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>coulrophobia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12222/Experience+your+fear+of+clowns</link>
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		<title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</title>
		<description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<category>magic numbers</category>
		<category>mitchell and webb</category>
		<category>bernard butler</category>
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		<category>youtube</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted</link>
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		<title>Kaddy Lee-Preston</title>
		<description>Her the weather, off TV. No, really, look, proof:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/48/190216103_2328685e32.jpg&quot;&gt;Me and Kaddy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<category>kaddy lee preston</category>
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		<title>Spooks</title>
		<description>They're filming Spooks outside the Freemason's Grand United Lodge today. Didn't see any actual celebs at the location, but it was early, and STAY TUNED for possibly a related spot.Apparently they use this location as their HQ.... </description>
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		<category>tv,spooks,stalking,celebrity</category>
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		<title>Look who's stalking now</title>
		<description>With massive props to Inspector Sands, this is something I should have done with my very own Stalking Heads a long time ago. I have the powers, I have the spottings, I have the locations, bah, missed the boat a bit there... I could go back and geocod... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4805/Look+who%27s+stalking+now</link>
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		<title>Abi Titmus</title>
		<description>Went on a rare night out pubbing, and saw Abi Titmus in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2403/The+Charles+Dickens&quot;&gt;The Charles Dickens in Southwark&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She wasn't doing anything even vaguely pornographic.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6523/Abi+Titmus</link>
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		<title>Alex Zane</title>
		<description>He was in a bar near chelsea with a group of people including some blonde girl who im pretty sure they were callin hailey who he looked very close with, well they were all over each other! they left together too</description>
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		<title>Jason Donovan</title>
		<description>Just saw him in M &amp; S.  He was wearing an ill fitting black leather jacket and ugg boots tucked into jeans, a look i don't think he quite pulled off.  Looked a bit worse for wear to be honest but then i guess he's not gonna look like the fresh faced ... </description>
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		<title>lead singer</title>
		<description>My best friends step-uncle is the lead singer of hard fi. I aint into the music, but just wanted to let someone know. pretty cool thought.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
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		<title>alex zane</title>
		<description>he was with some girl, i think he was taking her home. they kissed at the door then they both went inside. (wish it was me haha!!) i hate that girl!!</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<title>dave rowntree</title>
		<description>looking pretty happy</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6513/dave+rowntree</link>
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		<title>Andy Bell</title>
		<description>Him out of Erasure was watching the Human League last night at the Forum, he was with a bunch of chums and was dancing along enthusiastically throughout.</description>
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		<title>Sheridan Smith</title>
		<description>I can only assume that her, Natalie, Will etc were having some sort of 2 pints of lager christmas party.  She seemed a bit annoying and held up the queue in the ladies by talking for AGES on her phone in the loo.</description>
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		<title>Natalie Casey</title>
		<description>She was not wearing a flashing santa hat.  I spoke to her in the ladies and she was really sweet, much prettier in person as well.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6510/Natalie+Casey</link>
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		<title>Will Mellor</title>
		<description>He was also wearing a flashing light santa hat.  I think he was doing some dodgy dealings but it would be wrong for me to elaborate on that.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6509/Will+Mellor</link>
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		<title>Ralph little</title>
		<description>He was wearing a santa hat with flashing lights on it.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6508/Ralph+little</link>
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		<title>Paul Weller</title>
		<description>I just walked past Stick &amp; Bowl and there he was say looking out the window, it was very off to see him in there.  He was looking very good indeed, he'll always be cool.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6507/Paul+Weller</link>
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		<title>Jamie Cullum</title>
		<description>Mrs Pants was stood outside waiting for me after the Ben Folds gig last night and Jamie Cullum came out and she ended up chatting to him.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice bloke and quite short apparently.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6502/Jamie+Cullum</link>
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		<title>John Thompson</title>
		<description>In the Xmas markets on Sat, with the family.  It was heaving so they had their work cut out getting through the crowds.  Lots of people nudging each other going &quot;you know who THAT is...?&quot;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6471/John+Thompson</link>
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		<title>woody harleson</title>
		<description>hanging with tone from black mariah and kieran from VSG</description>
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		<title>Jemma Walker</title>
		<description>Yeah made you look, as you don't recognise the name. She was Sasha in Eastenders, though to be fair you're still going to have to follow that link to know who I mean. I saw her outside Charing Cross Station yesterday evening, on her mobile phone.Ooh,... </description>
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		<title>Dennis Waterman</title>
		<description>Saw Dennis Waterman outside the United Grand Lodge, just near Covent Garden on Monday, about 5.30. He did not have his trouser leg rolled up, I believe he was there filming something, there were a lot of cameras and crew and things around. Presumably... </description>
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		<title>Tim Healey</title>
		<description>Dennis from &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/auf+wiedersehen+pet&quot;&gt;Auf Wiedersehen Pet&lt;/a&gt;, spotted on The Strand near Charing Cross Station one evening last week (about 5.30). Think he was trying to hail a taxi.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6497/Tim+Healey</link>
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		<title>Brian May</title>
		<description>Went to Canterbury on Saturday to try and get a PSP for Mrs Pauly, and we saw Brian May in Dixons. I think he was buying a printer. He's very tall and was a bit scruffy. Don't know if he thought he was being a bit incognito in his long studenty coat ... </description>
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		<category>queen</category>
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		<title>Julia Sawalha</title>
		<description>I saw her getting off the circle line at kings cross station the other day.  She was holding hands with a bloke that wasn't much of a looker, certainly no jonathan creek.  She looked good though.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6425/Julia+Sawalha</link>
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		<title>test icicles</title>
		<description>they were drinking in there last night.</description>
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		<title>Fred O'Neil's &quot;Talking Pictures&quot; Tour</title>
		<description>12.00</description>
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		<title>Dolphin Talk</title>
		<description>Not talking dolphins, rrrrKKKK rrrrRRRkkk, but a talk about dolphins and how to protect them. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Dolphin-Talk-The-Grand/24643.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Dolphin-Talk-The-Grand/24643.html</link>
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		<title>Kelly Osborne</title>
		<description>plus &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/har+mar+superstar&quot;&gt;Har Mar Superstar&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kelly-Osborne-Electric-Ballroom/9127.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Kelly-Osborne-Electric-Ballroom/9127.html</link>
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