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		<title>Oh yeah weekend STAR SPOTTING</title>
		<description>We saw Hugh Dennis at Gun Wharf at the weekend, being Outnumbered by his kids, probably. I did not shout Milky Milky at him.The boy in Outnumbered is the sun of porn's Ben Dover, fact fans.... </description>
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		<category>milky milky</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13090/Oh+yeah+weekend+STAR+SPOTTING</link>
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		<title>Happy talk like a pirate day!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/37721627/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/37721627_2032d8b630.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;From Flickr&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pirates</category>
		<category>talk like a pirate</category>
		<category>las vegas</category>
		<category>treasure island</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12930/Happy+talk+like+a+pirate+day%21</link>
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		<title>Play and Stay me hearties</title>
		<description>Work website Play And Stay are doing their bit for International Talk Like A Pirate Day and Marie Curie Cancer Care:Yarrrrrrr, avast me hearties! Play and Stay be celebratin' talk like a pirate day to support the medics of  Marie Curie Cancer Care.We... </description>
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		<category>talk like a pirate</category>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>play and stay</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12926/Play+and+Stay+me+hearties</link>
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		<title>SPOTTED: Grant Nicholas out of Feeder</title>
		<description>Checking in to The Burlington (@burlingtonhotel ). Might be indiscreet of me to point that out but I'm sure they don't mind. Anyone who likes Feeder must already be at the Hevy Festival anyway, they're not going to turn up there now hounding him. May... </description>
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		<category>grant nicholas</category>
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		<category>burlington hotel</category>
		<category>burlington</category>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>hevy</category>
		<category>folkestone festival</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12840/SPOTTED%3A+Grant+Nicholas+out+of+Feeder</link>
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		<title>Anyone got anything to say about Folkestone that doesn't involve machetes?</title>
		<description>Lordy all these tweeting and retweeting, see what the front page of the Gerald looks like at the moment! @rmtimes seems to have broken the story and we've all passed it on, and every time someone else passed it on I've retweeted them because they men... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>car boot sale</category>
		<category>boot fair</category>
		<category>shornecliffe road</category>
		<category>machete</category>
		<category>machete attack</category>
		<category>peterborough</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12589/Anyone+got+anything+to+say+about+Folkestone+that+doesn%27t+involve+machetes%3F</link>
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		<title>Is Chambers Easter Ales festival on this year?</title>
		<description>Just realised it's Easter weekend (yeah, I'm a bit slow) when I saw a lot of hockey players in town carrying crates of beer... where are they all going? Is there an easter ales festival at Chambers this year or not?</description>
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		<category>chambers</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>beer festival</category>
		<category>real ale festival</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12481/Is+Chambers+Easter+Ales+festival+on+this+year%3F</link>
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		<title>Someone ought to pick this idea up!</title>
		<description>Someone could start an agency hiring out stalking clown-a-grams!</description>
		<category>clowns</category>
		<category>coulrophobia</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12227/Someone+ought+to+pick+this+idea+up%21</link>
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		<title>Experience your fear of clowns</title>
		<description>Would you like to be frightened by a clown?Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love sca... </description>
		<category>clowns</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>coulrophobia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12222/Experience+your+fear+of+clowns</link>
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		<title>I don't talk about work so much any more</title>
		<description>Just got an email about Stone Gods tickets being on sale, that's half of The Darkness, and are supposed to be great. This made me check here for tickets, which popped up this rambling missive about an incident where I used to work, or at the very lea... </description>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>stone gods</category>
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		<category>php</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11888/I+don%27t+talk+about+work+so+much+any+more</link>
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		<title>Talk about hedging your bets</title>
		<description>New KISS t-shirts. I guess they're saying &quot;just make sure you vote&quot;, but it's a bit like selling arms to both sides of the war isn't it?... </description>
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		<category>t shirt</category>
		<category>shirt</category>
		<category>band</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>america</category>
		<category>election</category>
		<category>mccain</category>
		<category>obama</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11598/Talk+about+hedging+your+bets</link>
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		<title>Arr!</title>
		<description>Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... </description>
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		<category>talk like a pirate</category>
		<category>pirate</category>
		<category>vegas</category>
		<category>las vegas</category>
		<category>treasulre island</category>
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		<title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</title>
		<description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>review</category>
		<category>magic numbers</category>
		<category>mitchell and webb</category>
		<category>bernard butler</category>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
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		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted</link>
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		<title>Harry Clarke talk at Ballyhaunis Friary</title>
		<description>Slightly short notice, there's an exhibition going on right now at Ballyhaunis Friary in County Mayo, and there's a talk tomorrow. This info from www.heritageweek.ie:Photographic Exhibition of Harry Clarke Stained Glass Windows28/08/2007 - 02/09/2007... </description>
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		<category>stainedglass</category>
		<category>clarke</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10449/Harry+Clarke+talk+at+Ballyhaunis+Friary</link>
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		<title>yea i talk about throwing them away</title>
		<description>I mostly just mean storing them. I do have masses of cd's I got sent free that i've never listened to though, will probably get rid of them.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10003/yea+i+talk+about+throwing+them+away</link>
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		<title>Kaddy Lee-Preston</title>
		<description>Her the weather, off TV. No, really, look, proof:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/48/190216103_2328685e32.jpg&quot;&gt;Me and Kaddy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<category>kaddy</category>
		<category>kaddy lee preston</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8741/Kaddy+Lee-Preston</link>
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		<title>Spooks</title>
		<description>They're filming Spooks outside the Freemason's Grand United Lodge today. Didn't see any actual celebs at the location, but it was early, and STAY TUNED for possibly a related spot.Apparently they use this location as their HQ.... </description>
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		<category>tv,spooks,stalking,celebrity</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8263/Spooks</link>
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		<title>Look who's stalking now</title>
		<description>With massive props to Inspector Sands, this is something I should have done with my very own Stalking Heads a long time ago. I have the powers, I have the spottings, I have the locations, bah, missed the boat a bit there... I could go back and geocod... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4805/Look+who%27s+stalking+now</link>
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		<title>Abi Titmus</title>
		<description>Went on a rare night out pubbing, and saw Abi Titmus in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2403/The+Charles+Dickens&quot;&gt;The Charles Dickens in Southwark&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She wasn't doing anything even vaguely pornographic.</description>
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			<geo:long>-0.1004</geo:long>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6523/Abi+Titmus</link>
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		<title>Alex Zane</title>
		<description>He was in a bar near chelsea with a group of people including some blonde girl who im pretty sure they were callin hailey who he looked very close with, well they were all over each other! they left together too</description>
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		<title>Jason Donovan</title>
		<description>Just saw him in M &amp; S.  He was wearing an ill fitting black leather jacket and ugg boots tucked into jeans, a look i don't think he quite pulled off.  Looked a bit worse for wear to be honest but then i guess he's not gonna look like the fresh faced ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6512/Jason+Donovan</link>
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		<title>lead singer</title>
		<description>My best friends step-uncle is the lead singer of hard fi. I aint into the music, but just wanted to let someone know. pretty cool thought.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>alex zane</title>
		<description>he was with some girl, i think he was taking her home. they kissed at the door then they both went inside. (wish it was me haha!!) i hate that girl!!</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
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		<title>dave rowntree</title>
		<description>looking pretty happy</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6513/dave+rowntree</link>
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		<title>Andy Bell</title>
		<description>Him out of Erasure was watching the Human League last night at the Forum, he was with a bunch of chums and was dancing along enthusiastically throughout.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6496/Andy+Bell</link>
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		<title>Sheridan Smith</title>
		<description>I can only assume that her, Natalie, Will etc were having some sort of 2 pints of lager christmas party.  She seemed a bit annoying and held up the queue in the ladies by talking for AGES on her phone in the loo.</description>
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		<title>Natalie Casey</title>
		<description>She was not wearing a flashing santa hat.  I spoke to her in the ladies and she was really sweet, much prettier in person as well.</description>
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		<title>Will Mellor</title>
		<description>He was also wearing a flashing light santa hat.  I think he was doing some dodgy dealings but it would be wrong for me to elaborate on that.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6509/Will+Mellor</link>
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		<title>Ralph little</title>
		<description>He was wearing a santa hat with flashing lights on it.</description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6508/Ralph+little</link>
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		<title>Paul Weller</title>
		<description>I just walked past Stick &amp; Bowl and there he was say looking out the window, it was very off to see him in there.  He was looking very good indeed, he'll always be cool.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6507/Paul+Weller</link>
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		<title>Jamie Cullum</title>
		<description>Mrs Pants was stood outside waiting for me after the Ben Folds gig last night and Jamie Cullum came out and she ended up chatting to him.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice bloke and quite short apparently.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6502/Jamie+Cullum</link>
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		<title>John Edward, Reading Not Guaranteed</title>
		<description>John Edward TicketsMedium, author and talk show host. John Edwards performs as a psychic medium in an attempt to communicate with the spirits of the...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/John-Edward-Reading-Not-Guaranteed-O2-Academy-Glasgow/189108.html</link>
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		<title>John Edward in Birmingham</title>
		<description>John Edward TicketsMedium, author and talk show host. John Edwards performs as a psychic medium in an attempt to communicate with the spirits of the... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/John-Edward-in-Birmingham-Alexandra-Theatre-Birmingham/196938.html&quot;&gt;Rated 0.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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			<geo:long>-1.8988</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/John-Edward-in-Birmingham-Alexandra-Theatre-Birmingham/196938.html</link>
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		<title>John Edward in London</title>
		<description>John Edward TicketsMedium, author and talk show host. John Edwards performs as a psychic medium in an attempt to communicate with the spirits of the...</description>
			<geo:lat>51.4958</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1427</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/John-Edward-in-London-Apollo-Victoria-Theatre/196937.html</link>
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		<title>Fred O'Neil's &quot;Talking Pictures&quot; Tour</title>
		<description>12.00</description>
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			<geo:long>-4.2891</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Fred-O-Neil-s-Talking-Pictures-Tour-Oran-Mor/210783.html</link>
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		<title>Body Talks - Directors Lab</title>
		<description>5.00</description>
			<geo:lat>51.4797</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.0278</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Body-Talks-Directors-Lab-Albany-Deptford/213036.html</link>
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		<title>An Evening With The Sporting Heroes, Phil Vickery, Alan Curbishley, Graham Thorpe, Ian Danter (Talksport Radio) - Host</title>
		<description>An Evening With The Sporting Heroes, Phil Vickery, Alan Curbishley, Gr</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/An-Evening-With-The-Sporting-Heroes-Phil-Vickery-Alan-Curbishley-Graham-Thorpe-Ian-Danter-Talksport-Radio-Host-St-John-s-Hotel-Solihull/207133.html</link>
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		<title>Body Talks - Directors Lab</title>
		<description>5.00</description>
			<geo:lat>51.4797</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.0278</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Body-Talks-Directors-Lab-Albany-Deptford/213035.html</link>
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		<title>Cinderella Pre Performance Talk - English National Ballet</title>
		<description>11 - 41</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Cinderella-Pre-Performance-Talk-English-National-Ballet-Bristol-Hippodrome/182801.html</link>
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		<title>Body Talks - Directors Lab</title>
		<description>5.00</description>
			<geo:lat>51.4797</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.0278</geo:long>
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