http://www.clarkeology.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 12589 Lordy all these tweeting and retweeting, see what the front page of the Gerald looks like at the moment! @rmtimes seems to have broken the story and we've all passed it on, and every time someone else passed it on I've retweeted them because they men... folkestone car boot sale boot fair shornecliffe road machete machete attack peterborough http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12589/Anyone+got+anything+to+say+about+Folkestone+that+doesn%27t+involve+machetes%3F 12481 Just realised it's Easter weekend (yeah, I'm a bit slow) when I saw a lot of hockey players in town carrying crates of beer... where are they all going? Is there an easter ales festival at Chambers this year or not? 51.0782 1.1767 chambers beer real ale beer festival real ale festival folkestone pub http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12481/Is+Chambers+Easter+Ales+festival+on+this+year%3F 12227 Someone could start an agency hiring out stalking clown-a-grams! clowns coulrophobia stalking http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12227/Someone+ought+to+pick+this+idea+up%21 12222 Would you like to be frightened by a clown?Afraid of Clowns? Ever see a movie with a creepy clown and get scared to death? Believe it or not, there are people out there who like to be scared. This idea came to me when a friend mentioned they love sca... clowns ebay coulrophobia http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12222/Experience+your+fear+of+clowns 11888 Just got an email about Stone Gods tickets being on sale, that's half of The Darkness, and are supposed to be great. This made me check here for tickets, which popped up this rambling missive about an incident where I used to work, or at the very lea... holiday extras holidayextras work christmas music stone gods http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11888/I+don%27t+talk+about+work+so+much+any+more 11598 New KISS t-shirts. I guess they're saying "just make sure you vote", but it's a bit like selling arms to both sides of the war isn't it?... kiss t shirt shirt band music politics america election mccain obama barack obama john mccain http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11598/Talk+about+hedging+your+bets 11584 Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... pirates talk like a pirate pirate vegas las vegas treasulre island http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11584/Arr%21 10740 OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform "Love's a Game", which then medleyed on into "People Get Ready". They did another wacky ending of another of ... 51.5057 -0.1168 music gig london concert review magic numbers mitchell and webb bernard butler celebrity stalking canterbury work earthquake youtube video http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted 10449 Slightly short notice, there's an exhibition going on right now at Ballyhaunis Friary in County Mayo, and there's a talk tomorrow. This info from www.heritageweek.ie:Photographic Exhibition of Harry Clarke Stained Glass Windows28/08/2007 - 02/09/2007... 50.8525 -1.1362 ireland harryclarke stainedglass clarke family history art http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10449/Harry+Clarke+talk+at+Ballyhaunis+Friary 10003 I mostly just mean storing them. I do have masses of cd's I got sent free that i've never listened to though, will probably get rid of them. 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10003/yea+i+talk+about+throwing+them+away 8741 Her the weather, off TV. No, really, look, proof:<br /><br /><a href="http://static.flickr.com/48/190216103_2328685e32.jpg">Me and Kaddy</a><br /><br /> 51.3012 0.5857 tv celebrity stalking kaddy kaddy lee preston bbc http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8741/Kaddy+Lee-Preston 8263 They're filming Spooks outside the Freemason's Grand United Lodge today. Didn't see any actual celebs at the location, but it was early, and STAY TUNED for possibly a related spot.Apparently they use this location as their HQ.... 51.5149 -0.1216 tv,spooks,stalking,celebrity http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8263/Spooks 4805 With massive props to Inspector Sands, this is something I should have done with my very own Stalking Heads a long time ago. I have the powers, I have the spottings, I have the locations, bah, missed the boat a bit there... I could go back and geocod... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4805/Look+who%27s+stalking+now 6523 Went on a rare night out pubbing, and saw Abi Titmus in <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2403/The+Charles+Dickens">The Charles Dickens in Southwark</a>.<br /><br />She wasn't doing anything even vaguely pornographic. 51.5038 -0.1004 celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6523/Abi+Titmus 6397 He was in a bar near chelsea with a group of people including some blonde girl who im pretty sure they were callin hailey who he looked very close with, well they were all over each other! they left together too celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6397/Alex+Zane 6512 Just saw him in M & S. He was wearing an ill fitting black leather jacket and ugg boots tucked into jeans, a look i don't think he quite pulled off. Looked a bit worse for wear to be honest but then i guess he's not gonna look like the fresh faced ... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6512/Jason+Donovan 6489 My best friends step-uncle is the lead singer of hard fi. I aint into the music, but just wanted to let someone know. pretty cool thought. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6489/lead+singer 6501 he was with some girl, i think he was taking her home. they kissed at the door then they both went inside. (wish it was me haha!!) i hate that girl!! celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6501/alex+zane 6513 looking pretty happy celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6513/dave+rowntree 6496 Him out of Erasure was watching the Human League last night at the Forum, he was with a bunch of chums and was dancing along enthusiastically throughout. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6496/Andy+Bell 6511 I can only assume that her, Natalie, Will etc were having some sort of 2 pints of lager christmas party. She seemed a bit annoying and held up the queue in the ladies by talking for AGES on her phone in the loo. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6511/Sheridan+Smith 6510 She was not wearing a flashing santa hat. I spoke to her in the ladies and she was really sweet, much prettier in person as well. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6510/Natalie+Casey 6509 He was also wearing a flashing light santa hat. I think he was doing some dodgy dealings but it would be wrong for me to elaborate on that. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6509/Will+Mellor 6508 He was wearing a santa hat with flashing lights on it. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6508/Ralph+little 6507 I just walked past Stick & Bowl and there he was say looking out the window, it was very off to see him in there. He was looking very good indeed, he'll always be cool. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6507/Paul+Weller 6502 Mrs Pants was stood outside waiting for me after the Ben Folds gig last night and Jamie Cullum came out and she ended up chatting to him. <br /><br />Nice bloke and quite short apparently. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6502/Jamie+Cullum 6471 In the Xmas markets on Sat, with the family. It was heaving so they had their work cut out getting through the crowds. Lots of people nudging each other going "you know who THAT is...?" celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6471/John+Thompson 6473 hanging with tone from black mariah and kieran from VSG celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6473/woody+harleson 6481 Yeah made you look, as you don't recognise the name. She was Sasha in Eastenders, though to be fair you're still going to have to follow that link to know who I mean. I saw her outside Charing Cross Station yesterday evening, on her mobile phone.Ooh,... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6481/Jemma+Walker 6498 Saw Dennis Waterman outside the United Grand Lodge, just near Covent Garden on Monday, about 5.30. He did not have his trouser leg rolled up, I believe he was there filming something, there were a lot of cameras and crew and things around. 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