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		<title>David Devant top ten</title>
		<description>Just browsing last.fm to see if anyone's mentioned the David Devant gig at the 100 Club (and they haven't), but I see this top ten of their tracks most listened, by users of last.fm. Who have installed the software, that monitors what you're listenin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>david devant</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>last fm</category>
		<category>david devant and his spirit wife</category>
		<category>asylum</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>julina barratt</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten</link>
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		<title>Today I invented a brilliant new thing, called &quot;podcasts&quot;</title>
		<description>Was surfing for news of Kid Rock yesterday, as a friend has been working with him and I was wondering if she'd show up in any paparazzi shots of him stumbling out of nightclubs or anything. No joy there, but he was interviewed by the Guardian yesterd... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>kid rock</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11323/Today+I+invented+a+brilliant+new+thing%2C+called+%22podcasts%22</link>
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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
		<category>asus</category>
		<category>eee</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>laptop</category>
		<category>slashdot</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11190/ASUS+EEE+big+size%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Harbour reef</title>
		<description>Just spotted someone looking for Folkestone Harbour reef on this site, and I managed to rescue this info on surfing in Folkestone from the google cache of a deleted www.bbc.co.uk/kent page:John - die hard localFolkestone harbour beach has been going ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11030/Folkestone+Harbour+reef&quot;&gt;Rated 4.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>folkestone reef</category>
		<category>folkestone harbour reef</category>
		<category>reef</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11030/Folkestone+Harbour+reef</link>
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		<title>Ping pong</title>
		<description>Well I tried a ping and it can't resolve the domain. DNS I tells ye ! I use freedom2surf's DNS servers &amp; they're usually top notch.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10595/Ping+pong</link>
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		<title>Big ass table</title>
		<description>Via Nic P, a spoof of Microsoft's surface technology:... </description>
		<category>microsoft</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>spoof</category>
		<category>humour</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10331/Big+ass+table</link>
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		<title>RE: indigo</title>
		<description>eyaz/xx &lt;br /&gt;ii was at club indigo mondey nyte.x&lt;br /&gt;iit was relii gurd..wats tha websyte 4rr iit.. emaiil meeh&lt;br /&gt;even jus 2uu cht&lt;br /&gt;luvsha kara x x x x x&lt;br /&gt;karasquire@hotmail.com &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10114/RE%3A+indigo&quot;&gt;Rated 7.64/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
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		<title>Blowin' in the wind</title>
		<description>Copy and paste from a chum who made it into London today. I did not, high winds and other adverse weather conditions cancelled all our trains.we're on the 10th floor and the wind up here is nuts! the noise is incredible. I saw several people knocked ... </description>
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		<category>weather</category>
		<category>snooker</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9938/Blowin%27+in+the+wind</link>
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		<title>Party season</title>
		<description>It was the christmas party last night of the place I'm freelancing at, and so far nobody's made it in. Couldbe a very quiet day here... I was a bit early today, this morning's train was early, which was freakish. In other freakishly good train relate... </description>
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		<title>Updates</title>
		<description>Travel update: twenty minutes late today, eitehr track circuit failure, or track surface failure, I was a bit too asleep to hear it. How can the surface fail? Must have been circuit. Why couldn't it have been another ten mins delay, taking us into re... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9794/Updates</link>
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		<title>Old Westbrookians' Society</title>
		<description>Calling all Old Westbrookians &amp; former pupils of Dover College Junior School (Westbrook House). If you attended either of these schools between 1947 and 2005, please get in touch with me on our website - www.oldwestbrookians.cjb.net - we're waiting t... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8702/Old+Westbrookians%27+Society</link>
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		<title>Welcome to Miami!</title>
		<description>Or, rather, from Miami, or even (by the time I write this up) hello from England, Miami sends its regards. Just BACK from a trip to the US of States to visit Clare's bro and sister-in-law in the pan-handle bit of the Americas. Tiring flight over to M... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8412/Welcome+to+Miami%21</link>
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		<title>The Jackdaw</title>
		<description>Very disappointing-made a special trip from Folkestone for sunday lunch to find expensive menu and food when it arrived was mediocre quality for the price. Vegetable where overcooked and dry. Would not be returning or recommending it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8289/The+Jackdaw&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Jackdaw&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8289/The+Jackdaw&quot;&gt;Rated 5.29/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>closed</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8289/The+Jackdaw</link>
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		<title>I think it's not cheap</title>
		<description>AND I think there might be less freeware / open source type stuff out there, maybe I'm wrong there though. There would have been in the old days, but now it's all unix under the hood, who knows. Nic P surfed on by earlier to say that you do have to b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8262/I+think+it%27s+not+cheap</link>
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		<title>Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire</title>
		<description>Don't worry! It wasn't a real squirrel! Oh, it was a person. Marcia Squirrel, 56, was stomped to death at her home in April 2005, and her body was set on fire. On Monday, jurors convicted her son, Ruben Warledo, 37, of one count each of first-degree ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8202/Squirrel+stamped+to+death+and+set+on+fire</link>
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		<title>&quot;track adhesion problems&quot; ?</title>
		<description>Is this a creative euphemism for leaves on the line or are the tracks working themselves loose? Gawd bless privatisation.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4241/%22track+adhesion+problems%22+%3F</link>
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		<title>Double channel crossings</title>
		<description>Tim Fitzhigham's crossing of the Channel in a bathtub (to Folkestone, of course) is features on Paramount Comedy here, but double Olympic champion James Cracknell is aiming  to be the fastest man to paddle across the Channel, on a surfboard.He's goin... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3715/Double+channel+crossings</link>
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		<title>Tom</title>
		<description>Cool. Have you looked at backstage.bbc.co.uk - they're doing some really interesting stuff with google maps.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3558/Tom</link>
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		<title>More San Francisco tips</title>
		<description>first of all, are you staying at the W Hotel? If not, it is next to Moscone and the bar in there called XYZ is really great - and the hotel a nice place if you can stay there. Around the downtown area, for lunch especially an SF tradition is Tadich's... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3265/More+San+Francisco+tips</link>
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		<title>That's not the camera phone pictures though</title>
		<description>That's regular paparazzi topless holiday shots of Charlotte Church... I'm saying the story about her mobile phone pictures being stolen isn't true.The Register thinks it is though, so maybe I'm wrong. Why have these topless shots (not those topless s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3132/That%27s+not+the+camera+phone+pictures+though</link>
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		<title>Who is Deanne Berry?</title>
		<description>At least that WAS going to be my question, until I found out. This is Deanne Berry:She's in the Eric Prydz video, and on the cover of the single...... </description>
		<category>deann berry</category>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<category>eric prydz</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6357/Who+is+Deanne+Berry%3F</link>
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		<title>Apple - Are you fed up with them too ?</title>
		<description>So, after 16 months of owning a G3 iPod, I’m thinking of giving it all up and going back to CDs…My first replacement was swapped out by Apple Europe quite quickly - they picked up from my office on Monday, and a new, brown-boxed Pod was on my desk by... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2543/Apple+-+Are+you+fed+up+with+them+too+%3F</link>
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		<title>proxy shmoxy</title>
		<description>er, I guess the point would be if you could break out of the proxy then there woudnt be much point in you ecil sysadmin spending valuable seconds of his life making all your network traffic go through the proxy. he will nodoubt have made you a proxy ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2050/proxy+shmoxy</link>
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		<title>hello</title>
		<description>im back...got moved about at work...all very bad news :o(anyway, got the ipaq up and running...was v impressed to get some wifi action in Corney &amp; Barrow...although god knows wot they'll think of me if they ever check my URLs, as looking at my histor... </description>
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		<title>My first free wifi hotspot!</title>
		<description>Found an open wireless access point right near work, posting using it now. That was easy!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1922/My+first+free+wifi+hotspot%21</link>
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		<title>Doh!</title>
		<description>We just wasted ten of your earth pounds for a set of PC speakers so we can listen to the IPOD in the new flat, when for only $200 I could have got one of these... It looks ace, and the sound quality must be better, and I think I need it, but at a ten... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1718/Doh%21</link>
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		<title>Pixies review</title>
		<description>Pixies were amazing last night at Brixton, could be one of the best gigs ever. We warmed up for the show with a few pints of Old Rosie in The Beehive (Brixton Academy gigs are about the only time I can persuade anyone go in a Wetherspoons) so missed ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1530/Pixies+review</link>
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		<title>Hack your way into the Hollwood dream</title>
		<description>You can keep your LA motivational advisors - THIS is the real way to succeed in Lala Land...'An America Online customer service rep illicitly surfs the company's customer database, ferrets out private data on celebrity members and then hunts them dow... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1336/Hack+your+way+into+the+Hollwood+dream</link>
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		<title>Download: Stage Three</title>
		<description>Not satisfied with simply hosting the biggest names from the worlds’ of rock and extreme sports, Download, on the 5 and 6 June, will also be the place to go to see some of the hottest up-and-coming rock bands of the moment, as it announces its third ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7903/Download%3A+Stage+Three</link>
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		<title>RE: Sir or Madam,</title>
		<description>Paul&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just received the email from the company (Contact Plus). So Larry is still attempting to pbtain info. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to your site one less &quot;mug&quot;. Ta</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/967/RE%3A+Sir+or+Madam%2C</link>
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		<title>Electric Ballroom</title>
		<description>Were you at this gig? Did you see an inflatable lady crowdsurfing? That was mine, I won it in a raffle in the &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/good+mixer&quot;&gt;Good Mixer&lt;/a&gt; just before the gig. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/v/2069/Electric+Ballroom&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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