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		<title>If you google for Kaddy Lee-Preston</title>
		<description>You are instantly served up a picture of me, lovely... That's my all time most popular picture on Flickr, just browsing my stats. Here's the rest of the top ten, with their number of views. Kaddy Lee-Preston and me (4,578)music quiz*  (3,106)Jellyfis... </description>
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		<category>kaddy lee preston</category>
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		<category>otters</category>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>down street</category>
		<category>down street underground station</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11688/If+you+google+for+Kaddy+Lee-Preston</link>
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		<title>RE: Linksys WVC54G wireless camera, btinternet SMTP and gmail</title>
		<description>I have a similar problem and I got tired of fighting with it. Most of these cameras also will send a screen shot to an ftp server so I wrote a vbscript that polls the server and then sends an email using my workplace smtp server. Obviously, you need ... </description>
		<category>vbscript</category>
		<category>visual basic</category>
		<category>ftp</category>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>blackberry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11670/RE%3A+Linksys+WVC54G+wireless+camera%2C+btinternet+SMTP+and+gmail</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy Saturday 1st November</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton – on Saturday November 1st The line up consists of Quincy, Ed Aczel, compere David Whitney, plus a newcomer’s act. Quincy Quincy is a remarkable ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>folkestone comedy club</category>
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		<category>david whitney</category>
		<category>quincy</category>
		<category>edward aczel</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11633/Lone+Star+Comedy+Saturday+1st+November</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11472</guid>
		<title>Got an email about the School of Art</title>
		<description>From Eamon Everall no less:Hi, you ask for info on Folkestone School of Art ,  I went there from 1966 to 1967. When i went it was where the multi story car park opposite the junction of Alexandra Gardens &amp; Middleburg Square, now is. More or less oppo... </description>
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		<category>school of art</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>folkestone history</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11472/Got+an+email+about+the+School+of+Art</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11470</guid>
		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
		<category>phreads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11444</guid>
		<title>sandgate dolphin on youtube don t watch</title>
		<description>hi. my dad and family live in folkestone. i am comin down there on sunday and wondered if dave was still at sandgate beach as i saw him last year and am bringing my step son this time. please reply to my e-mail, thanks</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11444/sandgate+dolphin+on+youtube+don+t+watch</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11404</guid>
		<title>Why's this Habitat Radius furniture always so far away?</title>
		<description>Five drawer tallboy, starting at fifty quid, but it's in Cheshire. Will most likely end up waiting until we move and then buying another one of these new. It's going to be well handy having tall and slim furniture when we move from the big wide flat ... </description>
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		<category>oak</category>
		<category>oak furniture</category>
		<category>habitat radius furniture</category>
		<category>habitat oak furniture</category>
		<category>habitat radius oak furniture</category>
		<category>go ape</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11404/Why%27s+this+Habitat+Radius+furniture+always+so+far+away%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11399</guid>
		<title>Bonekickers</title>
		<description>Did you see Bonekickers on TV last night? I will watch some crap, but even I had to turn it off, it was so bad! I am still tempted to catch up on what I turned off on iplayer later, just to reassure myself that it was just about the worst thing ever.... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bonekickers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11399/Bonekickers</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11384</guid>
		<title>Lost!</title>
		<description>Not Lost the TV show, I haven't actually thought about that since watching the fairly rubbish end of series four and writing that subject line. No, actually lost, some people I met yesterday who did not know where they were.My walk from work to the s... </description>
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		<category>lost</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11384/Lost%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11365</guid>
		<title>Please send me your listings</title>
		<description>Thanks to Folkestone Fringe for contributing, please submit your listings here or add your event diret to the calendar here... or email fg@folkestonegerald.com and I'll do the hard work for you.Cheers!... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11365/Please+send+me+your+listings</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11341</guid>
		<title>Did you see Folkestone on TV last night?</title>
		<description>The town looked  nice on The Culture Show, I'm glad. That's why I was looking up  The Culture Show yesterday when I mentioned the Ricky Gervais stuff, to find out when this feature was on, must have got distracted before I found it or I'd have plugge... </description>
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		<category>bbc</category>
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		<category>vic reeves</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>iplayer</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11341/Did+you+see+Folkestone+on+TV+last+night%3F</link>
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		<title>An opportunity to learn @ the University Centre Folkestone for free!</title>
		<description>Step up to Business is a Short course (18hours) which will provide an enjoyable and lively look at business and enterprise.Learners will learn the basic of business. Ideal for those considering a start-up or just to improve job, and promotion prospec...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11330/An+opportunity+to+learn+%40+the+University+Centre+Folkestone+for+free%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;An opportunity to learn @ the University Centre Folkestone for free!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/2581233622_801fd83ca2_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11330/An+opportunity+to+learn+%40+the+University+Centre+Folkestone+for+free%21&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>university</category>
		<category>college</category>
		<category>university</category>
		<category>course</category>
		<category>free</category>
		<category>ucf</category>
		<category>business</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11330/An+opportunity+to+learn+%40+the+University+Centre+Folkestone+for+free%21</link>
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		<title>Today I invented a brilliant new thing, called &quot;podcasts&quot;</title>
		<description>Was surfing for news of Kid Rock yesterday, as a friend has been working with him and I was wondering if she'd show up in any paparazzi shots of him stumbling out of nightclubs or anything. No joy there, but he was interviewed by the Guardian yesterd... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>kid rock</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11323/Today+I+invented+a+brilliant+new+thing%2C+called+%22podcasts%22</link>
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		<title>Bullet train does London to Ashford in 32 minutes</title>
		<description>rail news has the details, that's nice, but when you think about it that's not really all that impressive - the current trains could do it in not much more than that if they didn't stop at all the stations in between. Still, looking forward to it, ho... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>high speed rail link</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>train</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>transport</category>
		<category>bullet train</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11313/Bullet+train+does+London+to+Ashford+in+32+minutes</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11312</guid>
		<title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</title>
		<description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<category>church</category>
		<category>lone star comedy club</category>
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		<category>comedy club</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30</link>
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		<title>Roast potato and garlic bread</title>
		<description>No, not &quot;roast potato&quot; and &quot;garlic bread&quot;, but actually bread made with garlic and roast potatoes, can you imagine such a thing? I got some at the weekend from Karl's Good Food.It was nice, subtler than I was expecting, great bread though. The place ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11310/Roast+potato+and+garlic+bread&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Roast potato and garlic bread&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3256/2365307731_f042bf3775_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11310/Roast+potato+and+garlic+bread&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.2808</geo:lat>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>delicatessen</category>
		<category>shop</category>
		<category>baker</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>karls</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>shop</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>bread</category>
		<category>garlic</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11310/Roast+potato+and+garlic+bread</link>
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		<title>PHP 4 to 5 migration</title>
		<description>Bit of an all encompassing thing this, I use PHP for work and for home, I've pretty much abandoned perl since I joined Holiday Extras a year and a half ago. PHP4, widely used everywhere, (including on this blog) is about to die. It's been on it's way... </description>
		<category>php</category>
		<category>php4</category>
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		<category>php 4 to 5 migration</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>turin brakes</category>
		<category>programming</category>
		<category>code</category>
		<category>perl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11298/PHP+4+to+5+migration</link>
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		<title>It's not cheating, it's perfectly valid</title>
		<description>You'll learn as you go through that most professional museums won't play full chords, just a sub-set of the strings....</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11292/It%27s+not+cheating%2C+it%27s+perfectly+valid</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<category>concert</category>
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		<category>kid id</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08/08/08</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yes she did! She actually came off of the Asda carpark and i certainly won't forget5 coming face to face with her smashed on the pavement! Suicide remains the most selfish act ever!!! I CANNOT find it within my self to feel sorry for.......best to wi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11223/RE%3A+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>Recently our 5th Print competition of the season was held and judged by Kevin Harvey a member of St. Mary’;s Bay Camera Club and , a very experienced photographer with excellent tips on how we can improve our photography.  Winners (points our of 20) ... </description>
		<category>capel</category>
		<category>capel le ferne</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<category>club</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11184/Folkestone+camera+club+update</link>
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		<title>RE: Anyone care to leave a message in English?</title>
		<description>Ok.. the Orient Express trundled into the Harbour station this afternoon, which was a surprise as I was led to believe the final visit was in November 2007?On that subject, the penultimate visit(?) of the Golden Arrow steam train will take place this... </description>
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		<category>folkestone harbour station</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11135/RE%3A+Anyone+care+to+leave+a+message+in+English%3F</link>
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		<title>Oops</title>
		<description>    Actor Max Beesley has accepted substantial undisclosed libel damages over a claim that he tried to line up three women to have sex with.    The 37-year-old star of TV's Hotel Babylon was not at the High Court for the settlement of his action agai... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>max besley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11084/Oops</link>
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		<title>Alright, Mr Gordon Brown is listening to me...</title>
		<description>Another petition, regarding a tax on plastic bags. With the news that M&amp;S are stopping giving them away, things are rollling in a greener direction. With this, and the recent sunday newspaper story that Brucie probably WILL be getting his knighthood ... </description>
		<category>government</category>
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		<category>tax</category>
		<category>environment</category>
		<category>camra</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11007/Alright%2C+Mr+Gordon+Brown+is+listening+to+me...</link>
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		<title>Battle of the console tables</title>
		<description>Back to one of my favourite subjects, our furniture on ebay, two console tables up for grabs, one here in North London and one here in Bristol, same tables, same end date, neck and neck so far, who will win? I'm watching both of these and will report... </description>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10984/Battle+of+the+console+tables</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10955</guid>
		<title>Boo, house rubbishness</title>
		<description>Both the houses we were interested in (even if we could barely afford them) this modern one near Canterbury West, and Black Griffin Lane are both sold! Subject to contract anyway. I thought the housing market meant to be slow at the moment?... </description>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10955/Boo%2C+house+rubbishness</link>
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		<title>Guessing it's not all redundancies at the BBC</title>
		<description>Does this sound like the BBC to you? It might not be I guess. I got this job ad seven times today, once recruitment companies get your details they WILL NOT EVER unsubscribe you. I have to report each one as spam now, it's for their own good...Hope y... </description>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>perl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10937/Guessing+it%27s+not+all+redundancies+at+the+BBC</link>
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		<title>&quot;Sadly disappointed with your subject line&quot;</title>
		<description>Also, stop it with the subject line...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10926/%22Sadly+disappointed+with+your+subject+line%22</link>
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		<title>And next time you respond to &quot;sadly disappointed with La Tavernetta&quot;</title>
		<description>Please click on the subject and edit it, the whole point was to get rid of the phrase &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/sadly+disappointed+with+la+tavernetta&quot;&gt;sadly disappointed with La Tavernetta&lt;/a&gt; from the website... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10920/And+next+time+you+respond+to+%22sadly+disappointed+with+La+Tavernetta%22&quot;&gt;Rated 6.38/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10920/And+next+time+you+respond+to+%22sadly+disappointed+with+La+Tavernetta%22</link>
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		<title>Now that's more like it for a dressing table</title>
		<description>Hmm what a gay subject line, but after yesterday's console table for Ł175, here's a console table AND bench, currently at Ł100, get in... we have both of these, they're nice, I was wondering about getting another one and adapting it as a slimline low... </description>
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		<category>radius</category>
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