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		<title>Fareham space squirrels</title>
		<description>At last, a Fareham news story that's not about murderers, paedophiles or strip clubs! squirrels in coconut helmets instead. From the Telegraph. I love squirrels.Dublin write up to come soon, bit busy though.... </description>
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		<title>Well they are now</title>
		<description>Not a lot of content in this page so your name being there with a capital letter makes it a key word of the page, which is where those pictures come from... I think it's that previously &quot;dancing&quot; was the only key word of the page and my only pics tag... </description>
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		<title>I went to the zoo today</title>
		<description>I was in training all day today at Port Lympne, and what was the most exciting animal I saw? Yes a squirrel!OK I did see rhinos and a red panda on my lunch break, and monkeys by the truckload, more pictures to come. Also they messed up my lunch again... </description>
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		<category>future of web apps</category>
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		<title>Squirrels</title>
		<description>&quot;Try to do&quot; video from today's popbitch:Looks a bit long and is a bit slow paced, but you can skip all those credits at the end. I expect. If there was anything interesting at the end there TOO BAD, I was long gone!... </description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
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		<title>Flickr videos now available in HD</title>
		<description>See here, illustrated with a lovely video of a squirrel too, that's really why I'm posting this.    ... </description>
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		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12288/Flickr+videos+now+available+in+HD</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">12037</guid>
		<title>Anyone know mouth to mouth?</title>
		<description>Damn I think it might be too late for this poor little feller :-(Who would do such a thing? I tried the new &quot;chilli and chocolate&quot; flavour, they were horrible.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12037/Anyone+know+mouth+to+mouth%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">11571</guid>
		<title>Terry Pratchett's Nation limited edition.</title>
		<description>I've got one of these a Nation special edition, I think. Dad queued from early this morning to secure one of these, and got it signed, good work!Had a great day in London where we also saw Terry Pratchett, he helicoptered between Hayling Island (wher... </description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11571/Terry+Pratchett%27s+Nation+limited+edition.</link>
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		<title>It's Fareham, it's a squirrel, it must be the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A squirrel carrying a coconut.UPDATE: The Sun has it too. I don't read either of these papers, but The Guardian news podcast seems to have missed it...... </description>
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		<category>daily mail</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11525/It%27s+Fareham%2C+it%27s+a+squirrel%2C+it+must+be+the+Daily+Mail</link>
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		<title>Gone Ape</title>
		<description>Went to Go Ape at Leeds Castle on Friday, bit of a work jolly. None of the pictures or video really came out that well, but here is  me on a zip line / death slide / flying fox.It was great! Some pictures to come too.As a reward for watching my video... </description>
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		<category>death slide</category>
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		<category>video</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>alcohol</category>
		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>advert</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11406/Gone+Ape</link>
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		<title>Run Terry, RUN!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/darryl_se7/2411056051/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2411056051_ab29bb8bb2.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Swim Terry, swim for your life!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7096816.stm&quot;&gt;Ace red squirrel story&lt;/a&gt;, or should that be &quot;tale&quot; (TAIL, GEDDIT?!?!) Thanks Dave.</description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
		<category>lake district</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10682/Swim+Terry%2C+swim+for+your+life%21</link>
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		<title>Squirrel in St Eanswythe's churchyard</title>
		<description>Taken on Sunday, with the new camera.Neither the face detection nor the smile shutter works on squirrels, you can do manual focussing with the touch screen though.... </description>
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		<title>Cool bag</title>
		<description>This bag is a strictly limited edtion from a local shop in Folkestone, it's made from leftover (unused) London tube train seat material:Retro and recycled and local and cool, all in one, nice. Via keetsa.com, some sort of enviro-blog I think.While I'... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10383/Cool+bag</link>
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		<title>Hot weekend</title>
		<description>Had a good week, lots going on at work, including the aforementioned rowing trip and picnic meeting in Hythe, very nice, then also a Harry Potter themed barbecue at work (I'm still plodding through the audiobook, don't tell me how it ends), and a pub... </description>
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		<category>squirrels</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10379/Hot+weekend</link>
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		<title>Mods and rockers all over again</title>
		<description>Yesterday I saw a turf war in Folkestone, a ferocious battle between six magpies and three squirrels, in our back garden. I have misled you, these are not gang names, it's really magpies and squirrels. I think they've all been displaced from the gard... </description>
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		<title>Tax the squirrel farms</title>
		<description>Bad news from CBBC:People who shoot or trap grey squirrels should be paid, a member of the Scottish parliament has said.Conservative MSP Murdo Fraser has called for the Scottish Parliament to introduce the bounty to protect red squirrels from their g... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8544/Tax+the+squirrel+farms</link>
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		<title>Squirrel plants super walnut tree</title>
		<description>A lovely gardening story, not that much squirrel content actually. Now onto the weekend review!We went to Rye, and it is nice. We mooched around some very very old buildings and shops and things, and had a look inside Henry James' house, and did all ... </description>
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		<category>pool table</category>
		<category>divine leisure</category>
		<category>lemongrass</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8239/Squirrel+plants+super+walnut+tree</link>
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		<title>RE: Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire</title>
		<description>i'm also trying to gain access to that thread which has your links for ipaq software websites...but i can't get to it...any ideas? </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8206/RE%3A+Squirrel+stamped+to+death+and+set+on+fire</link>
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		<title>RE: Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire</title>
		<description>mesh had some good deals last time i look. obv you need dual core. but anyway, i should have thought that a man of your abilities could make one from scratch!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8204/RE%3A+Squirrel+stamped+to+death+and+set+on+fire</link>
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		<title>Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire</title>
		<description>Don't worry! It wasn't a real squirrel! Oh, it was a person. Marcia Squirrel, 56, was stomped to death at her home in April 2005, and her body was set on fire. On Monday, jurors convicted her son, Ruben Warledo, 37, of one count each of first-degree ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8202/Squirrel+stamped+to+death+and+set+on+fire</link>
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		<title>RE: Double squirrel update</title>
		<description>Good morning Pauly, I did see the squirrel and thought of your interest.Did you know that Formby (near Liverpool) has a Red Squirrel reserve? http://www.redsquirrels.info/formby_squirrels.html.It's a lovely place where I grew up and shall be going to... </description>
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		<title>Double squirrel update</title>
		<description>Update to recent squirrel news (whereby a squirrel stole a student's ID), said squirrel felt remorse and returned the ID, possibly in response to all the publicity on the internets. Also did you see the squirrel that disrupted the Arsenal game last n... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8157/Double+squirrel+update</link>
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		<title>Six Feet Under</title>
		<description>Searching for Folkestone news I found this story about a guy who got drunk and woke up in Africa, a bit sensationalised, it was Tunisia rather than the wilds somewhere, but it looks like he might have been from Folkestone. Anyway, point is, that's no... </description>
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		<title>No, *not* grey squirrel curry!</title>
		<description>Bad ITV, squirrels are friends, not food! Lord Inglewood, patron of North West Red Alert tries some the shock tactic of suggesting celebrities feed our furry friends to small children:What about celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver promoting it for scho... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7947/No%2C+%2Anot%2A+grey+squirrel+curry%21</link>
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		<title>Robot phone answering squirrel!</title>
		<description>Someone's at www.mit.edu made a robot phone answering squirrel! I don't think that's a real squirrel they made that out of.Via www.makezine.com.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4658/Robot+phone+answering+squirrel%21</link>
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		<title>Secret Squirrels!</title>
		<description>Tonight, BBC2, 8.50pm - 9.00pm: 	 	Bill Oddie looks at one of the last remaining strongholds in the country for red squirrels. How Formby in Merseyside has remained a home for Britain's native squirrel, which has steadily become outnumbered by greys.... </description>
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		<title>RE: Squirrels and webcams</title>
		<description>Oh yeah, also meant to say that it was great to see we got it working (although I think you were pretty much there anyway).  So you going to leave it on free access? I'm worried about what I might see?</description>
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		<title>RE: Squirrels and webcams</title>
		<description>I've been stalking you ALL night through the reflections on your window.</description>
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		<title>RE: Squirrels and webcams</title>
		<description>looks like your windows need cleaning !</description>
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		<title>Squirrels and webcams</title>
		<description>Ew, bogus squirrel rat crossbreed... surely that's just got the mange and lost the fur on it's tail though? It's a bit of a scrappy picture, could be some potatoshopping going on too.Also WOO, cheers Andy, got my webcam up and running in the end - I ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4452/Squirrels+and+webcams</link>
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