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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>cheriton</category>
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		<category>michael fabbri</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
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		<title>Yesterday's house hunt</title>
		<description>A trip to Canterbury yesterday, an early start, four houses to see. First one was a bit further out than we first thought, up Whitstable Road, though not an insurmountable distance to Canterbury West. The house is at the end of a cul-de-sac, so you h... </description>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11193/Yesterday%27s+house+hunt</link>
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		<title>Baby giraffe, BRILLIANT!</title>
		<description>It's &lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/7217804.stm&quot;&gt;not exactly tiny&lt;/a&gt;, but SMART, can we get one?</description>
		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<category>giraffe</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10927/Baby+giraffe%2C+BRILLIANT%21</link>
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		<title>Hell yeah, encouragement, that's what I need!</title>
		<description>Well it was a lunch more than an actual party, and there's really not a huge amount to report, and you're not interested anyway, but HELLO TO ME IN THE FUTURE, how's it going five years from now? Do you remember that day, about five years ago, when y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>party</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21</link>
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		<title>Show And Stay</title>
		<description>Been working on Show and Stay for ages, it's just gone live today, SMART! It's a whole new look, courtesy of our army of designers and builders, but I've contributed most of the dynamic stuff, sometimes adapting things people here did before me and p... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>showandstay</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>theatre</category>
		<category>theatre breaks</category>
		<category>php</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10585/Show+And+Stay</link>
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		<title>How I am the best at IPOD / genres / tagging / etc...</title>
		<description>A valued chum just posed these questions by email, and it fired me off in a huge response, so I thought I'd whack it up here too...1. When you have a CD what are you using to rip the CD, what bitrate and what codec are you using?2. what is the minimu... </description>
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		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>tagging</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10048/How+I+am+the+best+at+IPOD+%2F+genres+%2F+tagging+%2F+etc...</link>
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		<title>Roundup</title>
		<description>Interview yesterday was good, but it's a small company and I'm still after more money than they can afford. It wis great to work on interesting projects, but I'm still holding out for a higher wage too right now, we have a mortgage and want a new hou... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9603/Roundup</link>
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		<title>Next time...</title>
		<description>If you got 'most' of them, you could try &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.snapfiles.com/reviews/PC_Inspector_Smart_Recovery/smartrecovery.htm&quot;&gt;Convars Recovery proggy&lt;/a&gt; to get the rest back. It's freeware &amp; does the business,&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<category>freeware</category>
		<category>data recovery</category>
		<category>flash memory</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8835/Next+time...</link>
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		<title>RE: The tool that came with it?</title>
		<description>this is worth a try:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.snapfiles.com/get/smartrecovery.html</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8821/RE%3A+The+tool+that+came+with+it%3F</link>
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		<title>Sofa, so good</title>
		<description>SMART, just got a call from Furniture Village, our new sofa is on the way! They'll be calling again on Friday to arrange a two hour delivery window on Saturday... WAITAMINUTE, not World Cup Saturday surely? What if they can only deliver it during the... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8636/Sofa%2C+so+good</link>
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		<title>Pig farm to open in Fareham</title>
		<description>One for my homies here Fareham nightclub Prague junction to be turned into a pig farm. Well possibly. The council keep rejecting plans to shut the club down and redevelop it as flats and offices as the land is earmark for a light rapid transit system... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8575/Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham</link>
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		<title>Welcome to Miami!</title>
		<description>Or, rather, from Miami, or even (by the time I write this up) hello from England, Miami sends its regards. Just BACK from a trip to the US of States to visit Clare's bro and sister-in-law in the pan-handle bit of the Americas. Tiring flight over to M... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8412/Welcome+to+Miami%21</link>
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		<title>Got one!</title>
		<description>One trip to Lakeside later, and we have a new sofa, a sort of L-shape, and not in leather. It's a shade darker than that one in the picture, and it'll be here in about eight weeks. SMART!Dinner tonight at Escondido, and a few drinks in Sandgate too I... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8178/Got+one%21</link>
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		<title>OK I think it's cool now</title>
		<description>It wasn't really that exciting, our office was burgled. When I got in the place was crawling with cops, and then soon after the full CSI team arrived dusting for fingerprints and things. Seems we were done over while there were still people in the bu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7989/OK+I+think+it%27s+cool+now</link>
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		<title>And we did return to Escondido</title>
		<description>And it was good again... still popular, as we could only be squeezed in for a table at nearly 10pm, booking in advance... guess this shows that there's not a lot of choice in the area and / or people get frightfully excited about any new restaurant. ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4569/And+we+did+return+to+Escondido&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;And we did return to Escondido&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4569/And+we+did+return+to+Escondido&quot;&gt;Rated 7.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>tex mex</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4569/And+we+did+return+to+Escondido</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy Update - it's a double header</title>
		<description>REGINALD D HUNTER (returning to the club after a revelatory headline performance last year, Reginald D. Hunter is the epitome of American cool, often described as the 'Samuel L. Jackson of stand-up'.  His material, his stage presence and all round ge...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4277/Lone+Star+Comedy+Update+-+it%27s+a+double+header&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4277/Lone+Star+Comedy+Update+-+it%27s+a+double+header</link>
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		<title>Ricky Gervais Podcast</title>
		<description>The Ricky Gervais Show on Guardian Unlimited - with all new material - will be available every Monday. Smart!According to Ricky, &quot;I want to do a radio show where I can say I want, when I want for as long as I want and that's free for anybody who can ... </description>
		<category>podcasts</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4229/Ricky+Gervais+Podcast</link>
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		<title>A day of doing my head in</title>
		<description>Have completely failed to install a thing called HTMLDoc for work, cannot make it not core dump on this machine, so now I'm off looking for other ways to make PDFs with perl. It's making my brane hurt.Was just doing a survey on someone else's blog an... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4196/A+day+of+doing+my+head+in</link>
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		<title>the friend of a friend (foaf) project</title>
		<description>Just added some FOAF info to this site, more aout it at www.foaf-project.org. Not sure how it'll help or what it'll do, I like the idea of there being a completely open and owned by no-one Friendster / MySpace type thing... Wonder if this can be used... </description>
		<category>foaf</category>
		<category>rdf</category>
		<category>xml</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4190/the+friend+of+a+friend+%28foaf%29+project</link>
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		<title>More Javascript</title>
		<description>Found the source of my problem with internet explorer, it's with var c = obj.getAttribute('class'); need to replace it with var c = getAttribute(obj,'class');function getAttribute( elm, aname ) {  var avalue = elm.getAttribute( aname );    if ( ! ava... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4170/More+Javascript</link>
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		<title>Synthique</title>
		<description>Synthique hangs out at Danny's in Wicker Park (Chicago)&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes he's at smartbar when Colette is playing. </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6485/Synthique</link>
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		<title>RE: My DVD is proper bo</title>
		<description>so what you're kind of saying is that you're much more smarter than me... :o(</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4131/RE%3A+My+DVD+is+proper+bo</link>
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		<title>My DVD is proper bo</title>
		<description>A friend burned me a bundle of episodes onto a disk, and I can watch them with that, guessing I'll find it as easy. Also I'm a bit smart, so I'm sure to figure it out.There has been some converting to do already, to get the filesizes down to fit on t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4130/My+DVD+is+proper+bo</link>
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		<title>More fat lookalikes</title>
		<description>Part two in an occasional series, I spotted this all by myself, with no help from Clare at all, honest:Phil Jupitus The new Bloodhound Gang Album CoverI got sent the new Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine today. SMART!... </description>
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		<title>Steganography + Flickr</title>
		<description>Using &lt;a href=&quot;http://digitalphotography.weblogsinc.com/entry/1234000647052419&quot;&gt;the power of steganography&lt;/a&gt;, you can store ANYTHING at &lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com&quot;&gt;flickr.com&lt;/a&gt;. Smart! I really might upgrade to a pro account.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3833/Steganography+%2B+Flickr</link>
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		<title>This week's transport rubbishness</title>
		<description>This week's bad thing was her train from Charing Cross being cancelled last night, so she was 40 mins late home. Poor flower! My journey was fine, except that I was concerned that I was on the wrong train when she didn't meet me at Ashford. I even sp... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3710/This+week%27s+transport+rubbishness</link>
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		<title>What I have done been reading</title>
		<description>Just finished Underground London, and enjoyed it very much... Haven't reported in what I've been reading since I griped about The Moonstone I don't think, I really dragged through that one but enjoyed it by the end. Hmm, I'm a great reviewer of books... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3633/What+I+have+done+been+reading</link>
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		<title>Wireless</title>
		<description>Got TWO computers fired up wirelessly at home now, things are going well! I've done my chores for the day (got my driving license sent off, and found a PA to hire for the wedding reception) and Clare's out at a dress fitting so I have the rest of the... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3596/Wireless</link>
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		<title>Google Map App</title>
		<description>Made me a sensible google map based application at last, it's an interactive map of Folkestone... actually it's not limited just to Folkestone, it's a guide to all the places in the world that I've been, but it's constrained to just Folkestone on tha... </description>
		<category>ajax</category>
		<category>development</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>maps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3551/Google+Map+App</link>
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		<title>Tip top weekend</title>
		<description>Where did that weekend go then? It felt shorter than a regular two day weekend, though we surely packed more in... I started off with a rare evening out in London with some chums, some drinks on The Tattershall Castle and then on to a regular dry lan... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3361/Tip+top+weekend</link>
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