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		<title>Looking for an unusual but cute, cuddly and small pet?</title>
		<description>Then look no further than &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.agrisupportonline.com/minisheep.htm&quot;&gt;the minisheep site.&lt;/a&gt; </description>
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		<title>AJAX progress and a small update</title>
		<description>OK, not a lot in the way of actual AJAX progress, except that I'm putting some of my routines in a library to make them a bit more reusable - I think you can probably see everything I've done here, and it's a bit of a mess. The small update is that I... </description>
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		<title>RE: AJAX progress and a small update</title>
		<description>Loving the Ajax. I've been using it for a few months without realising - I was using .NET webservices as the interface instead of the Ajax classes so it wasn't the full whack but it was close. It still rocks though, as long as no-one calls it Web 2.0... </description>
		<category>ajax</category>
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		<title>Isn't this JoJo a small child?</title>
		<description>DEVIANT!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6312/Isn%27t+this+JoJo+a+small+child%3F</link>
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		<title>The Blurs</title>
		<description>Hi i am new i got here from the link on http://www.popex.com/profiles/BLUR/No not really... a mate just mailed to say he'd heard from another mate that Blur were doing 4 nights at the Astoria in May... anyone heard anything yet? Nothing on the ticket... </description>
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		<title>Divis will be BIGGER! And also SMALLER!</title>
		<description>Can we have a defined postion on the divi's this week. There is still a lot of confusion. We going to get a brucie bonus if we hang onto whatever we had last week?RIGHT, here's the rules I made up as I understand them... to make up for divis not bein... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>The much smaller scale map you mean?</title>
		<description>Yeah I have, nice.</description>
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		<title>That one's a bit small so we've not been to see it</title>
		<description>We did go see a three bed place right across the road from there that was nice, but also a bit small really. That's right on a really busy road and there's no other access to it, so that put me off... Whitstable Road is a nice area though.... </description>
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		<category>whitstable road</category>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10877/That+one%27s+a+bit+small+so+we%27ve+not+been+to+see+it</link>
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		<title>Small world!</title>
		<description>I emailed you at work with details, good luck working something out.</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10938/Small+world!</link>
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		<title>It's a god-awful small affair...</title>
		<description>HOLY COW, Mars Phoenix has discovered life on Mars! Well, possibly, there is a rumour they have discovered the potential for life. I would have said the chances were something like a million to one against this happening, but what do I know?... </description>
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		<category>nasa</category>
		<category>life on mars</category>
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		<title>Effect on the common man who owns a small shop: KERCHING!</title>
		<description>The effect looks small when you are just considering one item, but it all mounts up, it's all extra cash in circulation.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11753/Effect+on+the+common+man+who+owns+a+small+shop:+KERCHING!</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy, now with added German standup</title>
		<description>The line up consists of Henning Wehn, Liam Mullone, Jim Smallman and a newcomer’s act.Henning Wehn is the German Comedy Ambassador to the UK.   He calmly and clinically debunks the idea that Germans do not have a sense of humour.Henning does this by ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11755/Lone+Star+Comedy,+now+with+added+German+standup</link>
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		<title>RE: Effect on the common man who owns a small shop: KERCHING!</title>
		<description>I suppose you're right, I must try to not be cynical. But it's hard, having worked for some of the banks that caused the trouble - and now I'm doing some work for the Tax Man so I'm a little too close to it all.People of the world, keep buying stuff ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11756/RE:+Effect+on+the+common+man+who+owns+a+small+shop:+KERCHING!</link>
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		<title>Saw a GREAT house at the weekend</title>
		<description>But boo, it was too small! I've decided this is my ideal location in Canterbury though, just off Old Dover Road, everything just looks nice. This was actually on between Old Dover Road and New Dover Road. This house is under budget, three bedrooms, n... </description>
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		<category>property</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>old dover road</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12408/Saw+a+GREAT+house+at+the+weekend</link>
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		<title>Aha it must be Jim Smallman headlining Folkestone Rugby club this Friday night (22/10/10)</title>
		<description>Jim Smallmanpress release thing posted at work had his name missing:&quot;An endearing and arresting onstage presence divulging finely crafted autobiographical anecdotes laced with deliciously dark humour. A welcome addition to any evening of quality stan... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>the ship inn a small moan</title>
		<description>i was looking for somewhere to go new years eve.. and thouught about the ship in.. but i live in folkestone. I consider myself a regular there, its the only place i go to drink.. but probably only twice a month. I heard new years eve was just for loc... </description>
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		<category>a local pub for local people</category>
		<category>new years eve</category>
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		<title>4x6 tongue and groove</title>
		<description>Everyone loves sheds don't they? Had more replies to my tweet asking the difference between 6x8 and 8x6 than I ever had. Don't know if lots of people are searching for shed content, or lots of people are following me waiting for me to say something s... </description>
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		<category>8x6</category>
		<category>shed</category>
		<category>shed</category>
		<category>shed</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14213/4x6+tongue+and+groove</link>
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		<title>What's a small demijohn called?</title>
		<description>Is it a semidemijohn? Someone in Ashford has demijohns for sale some small some large - I thought the name was something to do with the size.Also local this wicked apple crusher. I'm not allowed it until I see how I get on with my home brew cider.... </description>
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		<category>home brew</category>
		<category>apple crusher</category>
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		<category>semidemijohn</category>
		<category>demijohns for sale</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14489/What%27s+a+small+demijohn+called%3F</link>
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		<title>Smaller</title>
		<description>Ł3.00</description>
			<geo:lat>50.9045</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-1.3964</geo:long>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Smaller-The-Joiners/9886.html</link>
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		<title>Small World  Solar Powered Spring Festival</title>
		<description>All over the bank holiday weekend, somewhere in Headcorn!</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Small-World-Solar-Powered-Spring-Festival-Kings-arms/24514.html</link>
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		<title>Small Black, Tanlines</title>
			<geo:lat>51.5259</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-0.1005</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Small-Black-Tanlines-Bardens-Boudoir/216301.html</link>
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		<title>Dizraeli and the Small Gods</title>
			<geo:lat>51.4517</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-2.5924</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Dizraeli-and-the-Small-Gods-Thekla/218072.html</link>
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		<title>TOAST &amp; OATCAKESâ€¦ The Unique humour of Eric Marwick</title>
		<description>a selling exhibition until 20TH December  Venue: The Neville Pundole Gallery, 52 The Old High Street, Folkestone   Toastracks and oatcake boxes to lighten your mealtimes; small exquisite table or desk sculptures; wall plaques for the irreligious depi... </description>
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			<geo:long>1.1840</geo:long>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/TOAST-OATCAKES-The-Unique-humour-of-Eric-Marwick-The-Neville-Pundole-Gallery/30396.html</link>
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		<title>Coming up this week at the folkestone fringe</title>
		<description>DIY fringe artist interventions: &quot;unspoken conversations between the lost and found&quot; be on the look out for victoria tami duzek-woodward’s small bears. These have been made from clothing given to her by family members and have been place around town.... </description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Coming-up-this-week-at-the-folkestone-fringe-/33709.html</link>
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		<title>Capel art group art exhibition</title>
		<description>CAPEL ART GROUP&lt;br /&gt;ART EXHIBITION&lt;br /&gt;ON&lt;br /&gt;17th FEBRUARY&lt;br /&gt;IN THE SMALL HALL&lt;br /&gt;ALONGSIDE THE FARMERS MARKET&lt;br /&gt;10 a.m. to 12.30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;CAPEL-LE-FERNE VILLAGE HALL&lt;br /&gt;LANCASTER AVENUE&lt;br /&gt;CAPEL-LE-FERNE&lt;br /&gt;NEAR FOLKESTONE</description>
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		<category>farmers market</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Capel-art-group-art-exhibition-Capel-Village-Hall/77102.html</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy Club</title>
		<description>Henning Wehn, Liam Mullone and Jim Smallman.... </description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
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		<category>church</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Lone-Star-Comedy-Club-The-Tower-Theatre-Conversion/36315.html</link>
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		<title>Washed Out, Small Black</title>
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			<geo:long>-4.2690</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Washed-Out-Small-Black-Stereo-Glasgow/218023.html</link>
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		<title>Small Fakers &amp; Acoustic Who</title>
		<description>8.00</description>
			<geo:lat>51.3751</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>-2.5447</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Small-Fakers-Acoustic-Who-Cox-s-Yard/219761.html</link>
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		<title>T in the Park 2010 - The Residence (Small Yurts)</title>
		<description>1393</description>
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			<geo:long>-3.4302</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/T-in-the-Park-2010-The-Residence-Small-Yurts--Balado-Airfield/151736.html</link>
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		<title>Pixies in Ferrara, Italy</title>
		<description>Formed: 1986 in Boston, USA Style: Alternative Check out: &quot;Monkey Gone To Heaven&quot; &quot;Debaser&quot; Pixies TicketsLegendary alternative noise-popper play the SECC in Glasgow and a small...</description>
			<geo:lat>44.8383</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>11.6197</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Pixies-in-Ferrara-Italy-Piazza-Castello/209123.html</link>
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		<title>Small Fakers &amp; Acoustic Who</title>
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			<geo:long>-1.7024</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Small-Fakers-Acoustic-Who-Cox-s-Yard/214330.html</link>
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		<title>Smallhythe Place's Music and Beer Festival IV</title>
		<description>Music between 1 and 11pm, 24 real ales and 6 traditional ciders. Special bus service.&lt;br /&gt;National Trust, do I get a freebie now I am a member?</description>
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		<category>outdoor</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>national trust</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Smallhythe-Place-s-Music-and-Beer-Festival-IV-Smallhythe-Place/224626.html</link>
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		<title>Comedy</title>
		<description>Jason Patterson, Pam Ford, and somebody Smallman headlining - the press release has the name missing!</description>
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			<geo:long>1.1026</geo:long>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Comedy-Folkestone-Rugby-Club/231000.html</link>
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		<title>Freedayz</title>
		<description>3.30pm, We will screen the U cert film you think would be great fun for very small children to watch.</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0790</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1709</geo:long>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>tv / film</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Freedayz-Folkestone-Town-Centre-/237821.html</link>
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		<title>Smallhythe Place's Music and Beer Festival V</title>
		<description>20 real ales and 10 ciders, plus music and food. Festival bus service between &lt;strong&gt;Tenterden&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Rye&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
			<geo:lat>51.2863</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>0.7104</geo:long>
		<category>outdoor</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>national trust</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Smallhythe-Place-s-Music-and-Beer-Festival-V-Smallhythe-Place/240718.html</link>
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		<title>Gross und Klein (Big and Small) in London</title>
		<description>99.00</description>
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		<category>art</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Gross-und-Klein-Big-and-Small-in-London-Barbican-Hall/246237.html</link>
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