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		<title>Colour me sick</title>
		<description>Have been struck down by a lurgy, unhelped by having to wait an hour in the cold for a 106 yesterday. Four came through Finsbury Park in that time, two took themselves out of service as they arrived, the other two came in together and both had a tea ... </description>
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		<title>Sick again</title>
		<description>Hiding inside away from the suicide bombers, protesters, fiddling popstars and insane world leaders. Was feeling better, until I got out of bed, so having checked mails and reported in to work, I'm heading back there with a Lemsip.</description>
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		<category>sick</category>
		<category>day off</category>
		<category>suicide bombers</category>
		<category>lemsip</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/545/Sick+again</link>
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		<title>Ooh dicky tum today</title>
		<description>There I was earlier this week bragging about how I never ever get ill, and I am possibly super human and almost certainly immortal, and here I am today suffering with a bit of a stomach bug :-( Clare had it earlier this week, and now she's passed it ... </description>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>property</category>
		<category>chartham</category>
		<category>house hunting</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11972/Ooh+dicky+tum+today</link>
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		<title>As expected, our warranty is less than worthless</title>
		<description>Luckily it's only going to cost 85 quid to fix our car, but it turns out the thing that is wrong is not covered by the warranty we paid 300 quid for. I was a mug for taking it out, don't every pay extra for a warranty on a car.Can hopefully collect t... </description>
		<category>warranty</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>cold</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13466/As+expected,+our+warranty+is+less+than+worthless</link>
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		<title>Too sick to give blood</title>
		<description>Meant to be giving blood today, they don't want it because I am sick. Vampires don't want my cold I suppose.Still scattered snow around the place, about an inch thick on the &quot;overflow&quot; work car park which has not been used since christmas.How you doi... </description>
		<category>blood</category>
		<category>give blood</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>vampires</category>
		<category>starbucks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13185/Too+sick+to+give+blood</link>
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		<title>I do not have a new job, I am not applying for another job</title>
		<description>This caused some confusion, sorry, it was just a joke. I am almost certainly not going to be the new singer in Aerosmith. I think it's that people just scanned the headlines of the blog and didn't follow the links off to nme.com and so on.Hoping for ... </description>
		<category>job</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>cv</category>
		<category>aerosmith</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>baby</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>vomit</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13124/I+do+not+have+a+new+job,+I+am+not+applying+for+another+job</link>
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		<title>Ate the seven bird vegan roast</title>
		<description>Mmm. Was quite good, the aubergine round the outside was overdone though and went a bit crispy. Nnot what I would expect of aubergine, it was cut quite thin though. The best bit was the garlic permeating through the brussel sprout. So, I have to make... </description>
		<category>seven bird roast</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>health</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sickness</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13168/Ate+the+seven+bird+vegan+roast</link>
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		<title>150 remastered Sinatra tracks for £8.99</title>
		<description>Here on Amazon, possibly a missteak so get in quick.Via @beamadelica / iphonegamesbulletin.com, so I'll mention his new iSlate blog thing, islatepicks.com. Taking a punt on the new iPhone tablet being called iSlate and not iGuide then.Got sent home f... </description>
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		<category>frank sinatra</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mp3</category>
		<category>islate</category>
		<category>iphone</category>
		<category>iguide</category>
		<category>itablet</category>
		<category>ipad</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13190/150+remastered+Sinatra+tracks+for+%A38.99</link>
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		<title>Escaped the snow today</title>
		<description>Went to water babies as normal this morning despite my cold. It was good, three under water &quot;swims&quot; from Harry. Only two other parents and babies in this week, two more were out through illness. So lots of space in the pool but less voices in the sin... </description>
		<category>wine</category>
		<category>vino collapso</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>plantagenet</category>
		<category>omrah</category>
		<category>les clos de paulilles</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>snow</category>
		<category>swimming</category>
		<category>water babies</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13283/Escaped+the+snow+today</link>
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		<title>Typical</title>
		<description>Clare's first day in her new job today and JUST as she's heading out of the door Harry did a mighty massive spew. Hope it's not a sign of something, probably just that I was throwing him about a bit too much and put him on his tummy too soon after hi... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>new job</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>south foreland lighthouse</category>
		<category>national trust</category>
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		<title>Harry sick again</title>
		<description>He didn't cry at all in the night until just after five but he was caked in vomit when I went in to him, poor little lamb. He was chirpy enough and pleased to be up. So nice early start changing him and his cot and bathing him. I stayed up, but Clare... </description>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>national trust</category>
		<category>dover</category>
		<category>white cliffs</category>
		<category>leadership debate</category>
		<category>election</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>gordon brown</category>
		<category>nick clegg</category>
		<category>david cameron</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13430/Harry+sick+again</link>
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		<title>4am start today</title>
		<description>I'm so knackered I might as well have stayed up and watched the rest of the snooker... Harry woke up screaming at 4am, not sick though just his teeth I think. I tried soothing him and went back to sleep but he started again so I drugged him.Thought i... </description>
		<category>clare</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>snooker</category>
		<category>sleepless</category>
		<category>sleep</category>
		<category>teething</category>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>volcano</category>
		<category>suit</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>asda</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13436/4am+start+today</link>
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		<title>Sick weekend</title>
		<description>If I have not been cleaning sick out of Harry's cot this weekend, I have been bent over the bowl myself, not nice. We are both a bit ill, though Clare is still OK. Unfortunately she's working over the weekend, at the White Cliffs Apple fair, doing a ... </description>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>white cliffs</category>
		<category>apple fair</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13761/Sick+weekend</link>
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		<title>Not the best start to the day</title>
		<description>Day off for me, spending it with Harry, and because it was snowing we drove Clare to work. Harry was eating an apple, I think a bit went down the wrong way, so he coughed, spluttered, and SPEWED hugely in the car. We had to pull over a bit sharpish a... </description>
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		<category>snow</category>
		<category>harry</category>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>6 music</category>
		<category>bbc 6 music</category>
		<category>steve lamacq</category>
		<category>wear a band t shirt to work day</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13811/Not+the+best+start+to+the+day</link>
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		<title>Christmas sickness</title>
		<description>Neither Clare, Harry, or I have been ill over christmas, but there was A LOT of it about just before christmas, especially at work. Then over christmas, several people did not turn up at Kerry's either because they were ill, or, more likely, they had... </description>
		<category>swine flu</category>
		<category>illness</category>
		<category>sickness</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>george</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>sleep</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13859/Christmas+sickness</link>
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		<title>Illness is over!</title>
		<description>Ate my tea tonight, &lt;strong&gt;penne arrabiata&lt;/strong&gt;, a favourite, though I only managed half as much as usual. Good to be back eating again, eating is my number one hobby.</description>
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		<category>dinner</category>
		<category>eating</category>
		<category>not eating</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14216/Illness+is+over!</link>
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		<title>I spoke too soon</title>
		<description>Still not well, feeling better than I have though so it must be on its way out now. Did eat lunch and planning to eat tea. Off to London tomorrow.Have had a productive day at home indexing my photographs, fascinating stuff! I am still not sure if I l... </description>
		<category>illness</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>picasa</category>
		<category>picasaweb</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>photography</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14217/I+spoke+too+soon</link>
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		<title>Boot fair this morning, so up early!</title>
		<description>Not as early as one of my cow-orkers who responded to my Google Latitude friend request at TWO THIRTY this morning. Not sure about Google Latitude but now I have my modern smart phone I am looking for a location based service that I can get something... </description>
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		<category>boot fair</category>
		<category>car boot sale</category>
		<category>google latitude</category>
		<category>htc wildfire</category>
		<category>smart phone</category>
		<category>c geo</category>
		<category>geocaching</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>harry sick</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14246/Boot+fair+this+morning,+so+up+early!</link>
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		<title>Harry ill</title>
		<description>Poor little bean was off his food and generally a bit quiet and sad yesterday, so after he went to bed we were a bit sad too and went to bed pretty early. He slept through until I woke him this morning and was still no better then, high temperature a... </description>
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		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>virus</category>
		<category>nhs direct</category>
		<category>calpol</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14261/Harry+ill</link>
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		<title>Shed update</title>
		<description>@bandq have called me back a couple of times to update me. Shire Garden Buildings who are actually providing the shed have said to them that the shed has now gone to the dispatchers and someone should call me tomorrow to arrange delivery - another co... </description>
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		<category>shed</category>
		<category>shire garden buildings</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>fever</category>
		<category>cough</category>
		<category>facebook</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14344/Shed+update</link>
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		<title>Shed / sick</title>
		<description>Still ill today btw, and still no shed, though I am expecting a call from the shed suppliers today.Plumber is also turning up today to fix all our dripping taps and banging cisterns.It's a lovely day out today, hope it stays good for the weekend.... </description>
		<category>shed</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>plumber</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14347/Shed+/+sick</link>
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		<title>Duvet day</title>
		<description>Today is the worst day of my cold so far so I'm staying home. Harry has gone to Granny's, and Clare (despite being worse than me) has gone in to work. She feels she has to as she's only doing two days a week so effectively taking half a week off is a... </description>
		<category>duvet day</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>cold</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14562/Duvet+day</link>
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		<title>Lurgy</title>
		<description>Today Clare is sick, actually off work sick, and vomiting, poor thing. Harry would normally be with Granny and Grandpa today, but they are sick too! So I have come home from work early to take care. By &quot;take care&quot;, clearly I am tapping away on the la... </description>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>singleton</category>
		<category>mingleton</category>
		<category>xbox</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14610/Lurgy</link>
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		<title>Touch me I'm sick</title>
		<description>Illness seems to have come back a bit, I had a bad night of no sleep again. Feeling blocked up and difficulty breathing, perhaps was just Clare pushing a pillow on my face or something though. Also I had a bad dream, an annoying dream, I was out some... </description>
		<category>camera</category>
		<category>new camera</category>
		<category>dream</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16292/Touch+me+I%27m+sick</link>
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		<title>Still Ill</title>
		<description>Oh yeah I am still ill, the cough and cold came back. It's definitely not a hangover, it is proper man flu. Clare and Harry are both well (it is not woman flu, or boy flu).</description>
		<category>man flu</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>woman flu</category>
		<category>boy flu</category>
		<category>flu</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16295/Still+Ill</link>
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		<title>Still ill (still)</title>
		<description>Back in work today, though I still have a monster cold.Watched Lemmy - the movie yesterday, very good. Not convinced by his explanation of why he has just so much nazi memorabilia, and surprised to see his home looks like an episode of &quot;Hoarders - bu... </description>
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		<category>lemmy the movie</category>
		<category>motorhead</category>
		<category>nazi memorabilia</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>cold</category>
		<category>man flu</category>
		<category>pedometer</category>
		<category>kent crisps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16296/Still+ill+%28still%29</link>
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		<title>Pukey weekend</title>
		<description>Oh dear Harry was ill at the weekend. Sick on the way to Canterbury in the car, and then when we got to Strada he had a juice and sicked that up too :-( As it was justs juice was not really all that messy, not sure anyone else really noticed, the wai... </description>
		<category>strada</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>media monkey</category>
		<category>music pie</category>
		<category>pie chart</category>
		<category>vbscript</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16318/Pukey+weekend</link>
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		<title>Home, sick</title>
		<description>Not me, but Harry, he has a temperature and he's very clingy so I'm staying home with him today. He insists he's not ill, he's feeling much better now, but he's super cuddly. Cousin Elliott had the same thing over the last couple of weeks, hope this ... </description>
		<category>arduino</category>
		<category>breadboard</category>
		<category>sick</category>
		<category>ill</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16346/Home,+sick</link>
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		<title>Darkness album launch</title>
		<description>With free bar and rock karaoke! Just found invites and a promotional sick bag, was I that bad?</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Darkness-album-launch-The-Cross/9187.html</link>
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		<title>Megadeth</title>
		<description>One of my favourites from when I was a youth, I must go...&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE: I was sick and did not go :-(</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Megadeth-Leas-Cliff-Hall/24695.html</link>
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		<title>Meltdown 2010 - Seasick Steve</title>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>concert</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Meltdown-2010-Seasick-Steve-Royal-Festival-Hall/218594.html</link>
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		<title>Meltdown Festival: Seasick Steve in London</title>
		<description>99.00</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Meltdown-Festival-Seasick-Steve-in-London-Royal-Festival-Hall/224143.html</link>
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		<title>Archie Wah Wahs</title>
		<description>+ Slap Alice + My Sick Mind. 9pm Free</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Archie-Wah-Wahs-/221516.html</link>
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		<title>Sick Note Blues Band</title>
		<description>Blues. 8pm Free</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Sick-Note-Blues-Band-Louis-Armstrong/235301.html</link>
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		<title>Seasick Steve in London</title>
		<description>69.30</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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