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		<title>Progress on the flat</title>
		<description>Just heard from the solicitor, and the contract is on it's way, going in the post now, I should receive it Monday, and then I sign it and send it back, and then we're very close to completion... SMART!Also new thing from google.com/adsense, &quot;channels... </description>
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		<title>The whole thing makes no sense</title>
		<description>I think they're saying that normally if there's a problem with your disk then you'd tick the little box on the case for them to take it out of circulation, but in this instance I don't need to. The only problem with the disk is that I sent back one a... </description>
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		<title>RE: The whole thing makes no sense</title>
		<description>no i dont do the rental thing as i...errrr....tend to get things other ways.....although if i was to borrow a disc, i might not be able to resist the temptation to test the boundaries of fair use... http://www.dvdshrink.org/what.html&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4795/RE:+The+whole+thing+makes+no+sense</link>
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		<title>Mark Keds</title>
		<description>It was the launch party of Bang Magazine last night, and in keeping with their &quot;Mid 90's Melody Maker&quot; staffing policy, they only invited &quot;celebs&quot; who were in the 'Maker in the mid '90s too.93 Feet East is on Brick Lane. There was a free bar.... </description>
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		<title>Fran: &quot;Travis are a pile of old wank&quot;</title>
		<description>The NME reports today that Fran Healy, of Travis, thinks his own band are a pile of old wank.&quot;People might try and tell me the Backstreet Boys are a pile of old wank, and you know in a way they are. But so are Travis.&quot; he mcsays.What, you want more? ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7024/Fran:+%22Travis+are+a+pile+of+old+wank%22</link>
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		<title>Only via google adsense</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/adsense&quot;&gt;google.com/adsense&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>adsense</category>
		<category>google adsense</category>
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		<title>Google's new advertspysing</title>
		<description>Read all about it at the Guardian. Putting this up here as I have google ads on my site, so just letting you know that if you suddenly start seeing adverts for bum cream here, and I'm not even talking about bum cream on the blog (if there even is suc... </description>
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		<category>google ads</category>
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		<title>Nircom Babysense ll Movement/Sound Monitor</title>
		<description>Buying one of these as it was strongly recommended. Thought at first this baby monitor might be just another of those things cashing in on the paranoia of the new parent but it's been recommended by a trusted friend so we're in!Trusted friend, if I h... </description>
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		<category>vino collapso</category>
		<category>peter lehmann</category>
		<category>torres vina esmeralda</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12542/Nircom+Babysense+ll+Movement/Sound+Monitor</link>
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		<title>Packing the hospital bag now</title>
		<description>No specific reason to do this today, except that we should have done it long before now. We're way behind in the being ready for a baby stakes.Also testing the Babysense monitor, that arrived yesterday. Hard to test it properly without a baby to put ... </description>
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		<category>nircom babysense ii</category>
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		<title>Could these baby gadgets cancel each other out?</title>
		<description>Now we have Slumber Bear I wonder if he will cause some sort of conflict with the Babysense monitor? We have both, and they are both great, but I wonder... Babysense monitor gives a warning and then an alarm goes off if baby gets out of bed / cot / p... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12743/Could+these+baby+gadgets+cancel+each+other+out%3F</link>
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		<title>Portchester Castle mentioned in the Telegraph today</title>
		<description>Some ghostly nonsense, spoon fed to them by English Heritage:At Portchester Castle, in Portsmouth Harbour, a member of staff heard the sound of horses' hooves and then saw a riderless horse emerge from the walls of the castle, race across the area wi... </description>
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		<category>ghosts</category>
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		<title>I knew I got my sense of parental responsibility from somewhere!</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12992/I+knew+I+got+my+sense+of+parental+responsibility+from+somewhere!</link>
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		<title>A rude awakening</title>
		<description>Harry's woken us up in the night the last week or so as we think his teeth are playing him up. Last night we woke up for a different reason, his monitor alarm went off... it's one of these and meant to go off if he gets out of the cot, or otherwise s... </description>
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		<title>Makes sense, good luck tracking down the Burke family</title>
		<description>I thought the name &lt;strong&gt;Dorothy Burke&lt;/strong&gt; sounded familiar, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.google.com/search?q=dorothy+burke&quot; title=&quot;Google for  dorothy burke&quot;&gt;she was a character in Neighbours&lt;/a&gt;!</description>
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		<category>thomas burke</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13778/Makes+sense,+good+luck+tracking+down+the+Burke+family</link>
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		<title>Embrace</title>
		<description>+ Delakota, featuring one of the &lt;strong&gt;Senseless Things&lt;/strong&gt;!</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<title>60ft Dolls</title>
		<description>plus &lt;strong&gt;Jolt&lt;/strong&gt; (&lt;strong&gt;Mark Keds&lt;/strong&gt; of the &lt;strong&gt;Senseless Things&lt;/strong&gt;) and &lt;strong&gt;Yellow Car&lt;/strong&gt;, as reviewed in &lt;strong&gt; OUT&lt;/strong&gt;!</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/60ft-Dolls-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/9378.html</link>
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		<title>Carter USM</title>
		<description>+ The Senseless Things</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Carter-USM-Leas-Cliff-Hall/12513.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in London</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Brighton</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-Brighton-The-Brighton-Centre/194245.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-of-You-in-the-Face-New-Theatre-Oxford/194244.html</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett</title>
		<description>+ Scatia + Senseless Prayer</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/MJ-Hibbett-Bull-and-Gate/13533.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-of-You-in-the-Face-New-Theatre-Oxford/158345.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Oxford</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face</title>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Middlesbrough</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
			<geo:lat>54.5760</geo:lat>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Glasgow</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-Glasgow-SECC-Clyde-Auditorium/222144.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Dublin, Republic of Ireland</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-Dublin-Republic-of-Ireland-Vicar-Street-Dublin/200143.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Edinburgh</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Carlisle</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
			<geo:lat>54.8951</geo:lat>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in London</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Bradford</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
			<geo:lat>53.7922</geo:lat>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Belfast, Northern Ireland</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Preston</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Senser in Glasgow</title>
		<description>62.99</description>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Hastings</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-Hastings-White-Rock-Theatre-Sussex-Hall/158354.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Blackburn</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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