http://www.clarkeology.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 12564 Found this on twitter a strange non story about a man preventing a DISASTER nearly caused by some people stopping at the end of the escalator? Is it an hilarious spoof? Or is it a school project website? It just gets weirder the more times I read it.... 51.0710 1.1790 asda folkestone spoof http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12564/WEIRD+non+news+story+about+ASDA 5456 Brushed past me as I was going to the bog. I said alright Bobby, he just ignored me. He's that rock and roll... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5456/Bobby+Gillespie 4849 enjoying the company of a young lady in the toilets http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4849/Maxi+B 5177 Liam in a poncey furry white coat, and Noel in a sensible red shirt. And then Noel got up onstage to play Oh Well (that Fleetwood Mac one that doesn't have many words, but lots of solos) with the Crowes. Rawk. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5177/Noel+and+Liam+Gallagher 4830 Having a beer in the (non vip) bar - what a salt of the earth fella! Mind you, he does quite well considering that nasty paintball incident http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4830/The+blind+one+out+of+PJ+and+Duncan 5236 The former Eastenders actor and celeb Arsenal fan was at the same thing as Charlie George/Nick Hornby. I was in the VIP room when he arrived, shown there by my friend who had organised the event. When I said hello to her, he turned around a said he... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5236/Tom+Watt 5237 The Fever Pitch/High Fidelity author was at the same event as Charlie George. I spotted him schmoozing with the other celeb lowlifes in the VIP room. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5237/Nick+Hornby 5238 I was at an event involving Arsenal football club on Sunday 4 Feb. Amongst the Arsenal types were Charlie George and David Dein (the club vice chairman - not famous enough to warrant his own mention). I first spotted him when I was in the VIP room,... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5238/Charlie+George 6578 Although I wasn't impressed with Jacques' performance at Scalarama - why have basically the only other member of Jack onstage, and not play as Jack? What sort of twisted power games are going on here?Here's what Caleb has to say:The most rocky set I'... 51.5309 -0.1208 gig concert review jack jacques popex scala scalarama http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6578/Jacques+%40+Scalarama 6576 Not all parts of Scalarama went so smoothly at the weekend... we nearly witnessed not one, but TWO of the biggest head-to-heads since the mighty Titanic vs Iceberg bout of 1911...At the half time interval of the football we were TREATED to some more ... 51.5309 -0.1208 scalarama mj hibbett simon price scala gig concert http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6576/All+We+Wanna+Do+Is+Ruck 6573 Anyone been sent this link recently - www.eminemesis.fsnet.co.uk? Big old Judas Priest sample all the way through it...The Cuban Boys (you might remember them from songs such as The Hamster Dance) played a song that sounded suspiciously like this at ... 51.5309 -0.1208 music mp3 cuban boys offspring scalarama http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6573/Hasta+La+Vista+Social+Club 7497 Latest news from the Scalarama massive is that openers Reverend Pike have all broken their legs or something, so they're not playing, but Martin Carr has been added to the DJing roster... full ineup follows...Main Stage:12.30-13.00 "Very Special Gues... 51.5309 -0.1208 music popex gig concert scala scalarama mj hibbett http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7497/Updatarama 7473 Scalarama II is happening at the, uh, "Scala", Kings Cross, North London, on the 7th of October and FACK MY OLD BOOTS if we don't have 3 pairs of tickets to give away!To win them, click this question: Which popEx artist isn't playing Scalarama II?It... 51.5309 -0.1208 music gig scala scalarama wedding present mj hibbett http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7473/Win+tickets+to+Scalarama+II 6653 Gene's show at the Scala on the 27th of May has SOLD OUT... Who would have thought it?If anyone can get me a couple of tickets, I'd really appreciate it. 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