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		<title>Big shout out to Chambers</title>
		<description>Thanks for the kind words at the quiz yesterday, which was great. Free drinks and sweets presents for everybody, you can't argue with that.The presents were a pretty funky laser pointer / torch combo for everyone, a santa hat with flashing lights, an...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10791/Big+shout+out+to+Chambers&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Big shout out to Chambers&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/56/129479951_df7576bf79_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10791/Big+shout+out+to+Chambers&quot;&gt;Rated 8.7/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>I know you like to be kept up to date on my work fun days</title>
		<description>Especially for you Dean, but I know everyone likes to be kept up to date on what goes on here at work:Holiday Extras pre-Christmas celebrations on 20th December – lets make it a fun day.  There will be prize for the team who look the most Christmassy... </description>
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		<title>Hell yeah, encouragement, that's what I need!</title>
		<description>Well it was a lunch more than an actual party, and there's really not a huge amount to report, and you're not interested anyway, but HELLO TO ME IN THE FUTURE, how's it going five years from now? Do you remember that day, about five years ago, when y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10768/Hell+yeah%2C+encouragement%2C+that%27s+what+I+need%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Longboard marathon visits Folkestone</title>
		<description>Not along The Leas I hope, where skating is OUTLAWED:British Longboard Team Prepare for the Challenge of a Life TimeThe stage is set for a team of longboard skateboarders from Devon, UK to attempt a World Record Breaking marathon. In July 2007, the B... </description>
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		<title>Creative Players Panto</title>
		<description>Hi and hope you are well............................. This is to announce the reading for The Creative Players Pantomime which will be either 'The white Cat' or 'Santa in Space'. The White Cat is a very traditional Pantomime..........Santa in Space i... </description>
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		<title>Zeitgeist</title>
		<description>Good toss del.icio.us is back up again today, this leads me to Google's zeitgeist report for 2005... this is some charts and graphs (I love charts and graphs) of on what people were searching for (and finding) this year. Interesting to see that podca... </description>
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		<title>Natalie Casey</title>
		<description>She was not wearing a flashing santa hat.  I spoke to her in the ladies and she was really sweet, much prettier in person as well.</description>
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		<title>Will Mellor</title>
		<description>He was also wearing a flashing light santa hat.  I think he was doing some dodgy dealings but it would be wrong for me to elaborate on that.</description>
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		<title>Ralph little</title>
		<description>He was wearing a santa hat with flashing lights on it.</description>
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		<title>Los Angeles</title>
		<description>So, we sadly had to leave Santa Barbara, and we drove on down to LA... Was a bit intimidated at the thought of driving in LA, I've only driven London once or twice before and that was a long time ago, mostly I've only done gentle village roads. The j... </description>
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		<title>Santa Barbara</title>
		<description>On leaving San Francisco and Monterey we went to Santa Barbara... This was a LONG drive, but quite a nice one. Where possible we stuck to Cal-1 the pacific coast highway, but we had to go back on route 101 for part of it. Tough call to make, Cal-1 is... </description>
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		<title>Monterey</title>
		<description>Just setting up a place holder here where I will post the next part of my holiday honeymoon writeup... on leaving San Francisco we went to Monterey, before heading to Santa Barbara and Los Angeles.First we had to get out of San Francisco, which meant... </description>
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		<title>Commuting news</title>
		<description>Just for the sake of making a new post, as I've not had time to write up my holiday honeymoon yet, and I want to push those pirate pictures down the page a bit... Our commute starts five minutes earlier now, the trains no long start at Folkestone, th... </description>
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		<title>Google Maps</title>
		<description>Google maps... seems to be only the US of States at the moment though... might come in handy for our San Francisco, Monterray, Santa Barbara, LA trip... Fab technology anyway, is it all DHTML? Ah yes it is...... </description>
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		<title>Sounds like SF is going to be great for eating</title>
		<description>We've decided on a tour of San Francisco, LA, Monterrey and (I think) Santa Barbara. Should be ace! Booking it on pay day next week.</description>
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		<title>Ffffffreezing</title>
		<description>So, as mentioned before our office party was Friday night, actually in our office, and it seems to have been a resounding success. We had to leave early to try and get to Fareham, but so great a time was had by all they had to turn the heating off, a... </description>
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		<title>Michael Fish</title>
		<description>Ok this one was a little while ago...Pauly u don't have to include it in the tally, i'm still whooping ass! But it made me giggle.  Michael Fish talking about Secret Santa and how he provided an erotic teddy bear for a colleague...you know the ones w... </description>
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		<title>Robbie Williams</title>
		<description>The beginging of January, West Hollywood on Santa Monica Blvd. Was walking with several friends, down the street to Starbucks. He was smmiling and laughing. I leaned out my window and said &quot;hello, world's most andsome man!&quot; He laughed and waved, and ... </description>
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		<title>Santa Claus</title>
		<description>&quot;Dude, I think he was kissing your mom!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;That's it I'm gonna spark that fat bearded cnut!&quot;</description>
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		<title>The WIAIWYA / Fortuna Pop Christmas Party</title>
		<description>Almost guaranteed more star studded than the première of &quot;Ali&quot;, and the smash hits christmas party combined...Friday 14th DecemberThe Bull and Gate, Kentish Town, in that London.Admission £5. Doors 7:30 pm - latePlus mince pies, party paraphernalia, ... </description>
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		<title>So, did Santa come?</title>
		<description>Did your free REM wristbands turn up today? Mine didn't... Postman even woke me up today, ringing the doorbell, so I literally SPRANG out of bed thinking that they'd arrived... NO, he just wanted to be let into the block to deliver a parcel to someon... </description>
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		<title>Santa Clause is coming to town</title>
		<description>You've missed a couple of dates, this schedule got caught up in the ether, but there's probably still time to catch The Cooper Temple Clause when they come to your town...The debut EP &quot;The Hardware EP&quot; is out on Monday (the 19th) and will be availabl... </description>
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		<title>Mohammed Al Fayed</title>
		<description>Okay, so it was at christmas, but accepting a£20 note in a brown paper envelope off mohammed al fayed dressed in a santa suit was possibly the most surreal experience of my life</description>
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		<title>Meg Ryan and Rusell Crowe</title>
		<description>Smooching and laughing and playing touchy feely under the table. They looked happy.</description>
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		<title>Vanna Bonta</title>
		<description>Picking up pumpkins and sitting with a blue gray Chowster dog while some people took pictures. </description>
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		<title>Sisqo Inferno</title>
		<description>Here are all the divis that bands paid out this week... global sales dictated most of this week's returns, and Sisqo proved to be still hugely undervalued...17.6% - £3.14 Santana24.5% - £1.99 Sisqo10.5% - £1.78 'N Sync18.8% - £1.69 Destiny's Child15.... </description>
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