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		<title>Pool rules</title>
		<description>Witnessed a bizarre pool foul in The Defoe last night (we getting back on track with the Stoke Newington theme now) - ball is over the pocket, guy shoots gently towards it, but before the white makes contact, the ball falls into the pocket. So is it ... </description>
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		<title>message boards rule</title>
		<description>this is not to become the new popbitch though, it's just for your small crue. I will put a &quot;register here&quot; thing in in a bit. Want any pictures on here? This one is nice, I took it myself... The picture, not the squirrel.... </description>
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		<title>Rule Britannia</title>
		<description>Britannia Hotels have just bought the Grand Burstin Hotel from Grand Leisure Hotels, and show flats in that crazy crescent down on the sea front should be available to view any time now, one bed flats from only 89,500 and the three bed duplex penthou... </description>
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		<title>The first rule about job club</title>
		<description>Google blogger sacked, don't talk about work kids...Great weekend with a visit to Folkestone by Mum and Dad, took a trip to Lympne Castle, picked out some paint for the front room, and I DROVE A CAR, for the first time in about 8 years... piece of ca... </description>
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		<category>la bamba</category>
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		<category>chambers</category>
		<category>the clarendon</category>
		<category>rosie's dumplings</category>
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		<category>paella</category>
		<category>commuting</category>
		<category>train</category>
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		<title>The rules of commuting</title>
		<description>Not so much of an issue for me today as I slept well and wasn't tired this morning, and am quite enjoying my book, BUT... This morning there was a right annoying bastard woman on the train, talking REALLY LOUDLY all the way to London. Is there not so... </description>
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		<title>Bon Jovi rule, actually</title>
		<description>Where was that, Wembley? Never actually seen them myself. I think I've probably been to many worse gigs than that Take That show, and seen many less cool bands... trying to track down the date of a Shakin' Stevens gig right now...... </description>
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		<title>haha...see below, my spotting rules!</title>
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		<title>my gaff, my rules!</title>
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		<title>Haven ROCK!</title>
		<description>I am listening to their album &quot;Between The Senses&quot; now (cheers Emma) and it is ACE! They are worth checking out at your earliest opportunity.Things I didn't know about them:They're originally from CornwallThe album was produced by Johnny MarrThey're ... </description>
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		<title>Campaign for Proper Indie</title>
		<description>I got a GRATE CD from Armadillo Records in the week, it's a new label and they've put together a couple of compilations... more details when I have time to write a proper review, but there are more details here:http://www.armadillorecords.co.ukThey'r... </description>
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		<title>The first rule of wine club</title>
		<description>Anyone in a wine club? Got any recommendations? Someone's sent me an introductory thing for Sunday Times Wine Club and I'm wondering whether to give it a go. I'm hoping it'll give us the chance to try some different wines, without having to leave the... </description>
		<category>wine</category>
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		<title>RE: The first rule of wine club</title>
		<description>I'm the same, as soon as I see a cut price bottle of wine I immediately assume they marked the price up the day before. But then I struggle with wine as price is no indication of taste - at least when you are buying a telly you can take some comfort ... </description>
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		<title>The three rules of vegetarian food</title>
		<description>From Neil, I hope he doesn't mind me reproducing this here, it's spot on. We were discussing pies:A veggie one would be possible, were it not for the first of the &quot;foodindustry 3 laws of vegetarian food&quot;, i.e. &quot;don't make it any fun&quot;, so unfortunatel... </description>
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		<title>Gurkha palace RULES</title>
		<description>Glad we went there last night, very nice meal indeed. Can't believe in all the time we've lived here I've not been before, as it's so close. It's Nepalese, but will all the Gurkha news recently you probably knew that was where the Gurkhas come from. ... </description>
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		<title>Harry's nativity play ruled</title>
		<description>He was a shepherd, you can tell that, right?... </description>
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		<category>nativity</category>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Newcastle Upon Tyne tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack</title>
		<description>Lee Mack tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Sheffield</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Sheffield tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Jim Davidson:  If I Ruled The World - Live</title>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Plymouth</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Plymouth tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack</title>
		<description>Lee Mack tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Birmingham</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Birmingham tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Nottingham</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Nottingham tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Bornemouth</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Bornemouth tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Jim Davidson - If I Ruled the World</title>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Bristol</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Bristol tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Rule of Three &amp; friends, Sketch, Character Comedy &amp; Stand Up</title>
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		<title>Rule of Three, Sketch Com</title>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Liverpool</title>
		<description>Lee Mack in Liverpool tickets Highly regarded by critics and his growing fanbase, Lee Mack rules the craft of cutting one-liners and seriously funny on-stage banter. See Lee Mack...</description>
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		<title>Our Fate Within</title>
		<description>+ Sak-Less Jack + Old School Rules. Rock - No under 16's - No ID no Alcohol. doors 7.30pm &amp;pound;3.00</description>
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		<title>Lee Mack in Manchester</title>
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		<title>Old School Rules</title>
		<description>+ Support. Rock - No under 16's - No ID no Alcohol. doors 7.30pm &amp;pound;3.00</description>
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		<title>After The Fire</title>
		<description>+ Support from Luke Jackson. Eighties Rock Pop (After The Fire Top 40 &quot;One Rule For You&quot; 1979). 7pm &amp;pound;15</description>
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