http://www.clarkeology.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 7992 That's just reminded me, did you actually tell some sort of red dwarf joke at the wedding?<br />I seem to remember pissing myself laughing for ages about dog milk? Hmm strange.<br /><br />Have you tried the cider yet? Looks well posh. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7992/7972/RE%3A+Rimmer%27s+task+list 7984 It was a Red Dwarf based gag (you can probably see if you click through, though I don't think you can see my outstanding jobs)... I had a bundle of stuff to do at home, fix the heating, book a holiday, etc, and so instead of just doing these jobs I s... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7984/7972/Rimmer%27s+task+list