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		<title>Oscars results</title>
		<description>I didn't pick up a Metro today, I averted my eyes from the big screens at Liverpool Street, I didn't look over anyone's shoulder on the tube, and I was planning to not look at popbitch.com or any news or film related sites all day, so we could watch ... </description>
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		<title>Result!</title>
		<description>Quiz night at the Nobody Inn worked out quite well, we came third, and won a big bottle of vodka. The music round was to name 10 of the first 12 vocalists on the new Band Aid Single, and the picture round was highway code signs... that's where we let... </description>
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		<title>Wahey a result for the site!</title>
		<description>Who's next with a problem to be solved..?</description>
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		<title>Result</title>
		<description>The TV Go Home Book fetches big bucks on ebay... well relatively, I'm going to sell mine and can probably expect 30 quid... Thanks the popbitch board for that little insight. I also just learned that you can read Tommyland online. For free!Last night... </description>
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		<title>Always nice to see a result!</title>
		<description>Now let's see some more for my family!</description>
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		<title>What a result, cheers Roger, could you email me?</title>
		<description>fg at folkestonegerald.com</description>
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		<title>Result!</title>
		<description>Very pleased for you.</description>
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		<title>Brain Holograms: Officially not best</title>
		<description>The result of the MJ Hibbett poll / competition is in, and it seems that almost everyone prefers CD, Minidisc and MP3 to good old fashioned vinyl... ah well, I was FAIR in the winner picking, just for the novelty of it, and it's going to COST ME in s... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #1</title>
		<description>You, the punter - some of you voted for yourself, ooh, bit villainous, but it's you that have made the site what it is today. Well, and me, but if it was just me here on my own it wouldn't be quite as much fun, and I'd probably go blind. You're BLUDD... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #2</title>
		<description>Bob the Builder - With any luck he has FOILED Louis Walsh's plans and scuppered Westlife's eighth consecutive number one...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #3</title>
		<description>PopBitch - Let's not do any work, let's read tittle tattle about minor celebs all day instead! popbitch.comThese results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'm off with my... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #4</title>
		<description>Madonna - No shiny scooter for her, she invented a whole new fashion craze... Maybe it's not too late / unfashionable for you to make your own for New Years Eve? Check out Ian's Guide...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6723/Hero+of+the+Year+%234</link>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #5</title>
		<description>ODB - &quot;Hello constable, would you like my autograph?&quot;&quot;No Old Dirty, I'm here to arrest you - you're on the run from the law&quot;&quot;Damn, I forgot&quot;These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #6</title>
		<description>Eminem - can't work this guy out, but he's certainly made an impact this year...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'm off with my feet up. When it's all fin... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6725/Hero+of+the+Year+%236</link>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #7</title>
		<description>Daphne and Celeste - Not, not being ironic like every other male of about my age, who has tried to put together a &quot;list of they year&quot;... I don't believe I've even heard one of their songs, but they deserve a mention for being generally amusing (that ... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #8</title>
		<description>Melody Maker Staff - OK, so the Maker has been &quot;on the way out&quot; for ages, but they still deserve a mention for having the carpet pulled out from under them in the week before Christmas. When I heard I was looking forward to the final issue, expecting... </description>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #9</title>
		<description>Kirsty MacColl, Ian Dury, and all the other sadly missed.These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'm off with my feet up. When it's all finished we should see the... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6728/Hero+of+the+Year+%239</link>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #10</title>
		<description>Suede - Hey, sending loads of cool stuff on the day I was preparing the list worked! Cheers to Interceptor management / PR / whatever they are...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us t... </description>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #1</title>
		<description>Railtrack, and all train companies ever - why does it take a disaster for something to be done about safety? And why are all the escalators always closed? Why are things getting worse and yet ticket prices going up?These results will hopefully be pos... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6730/Villain+of+the+Year+%231</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #2</title>
		<description>IMF and the World Bank - rah rah, drop the debt, grants not loans, Maggie Maggie Maggie, Out Out Out!These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'm off with my feet ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6731/Villain+of+the+Year+%232</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #3</title>
		<description>Punters - Most of you are FLIPPIN GRATE, but there have been more than a few this year who've done their best (naming no names) to ruin popEx. Cheers...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taki... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6732/Villain+of+the+Year+%233</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #4</title>
		<description>Metallica - I know they're being ripped off, and maybe I'd make a stand if it was my work being copied, but come on you humourless bastards, you are unfeasibly rich! Turn a blind eye...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6733/Villain+of+the+Year+%234</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #5</title>
		<description>Big business - You know who you are, trying to crush the spirit of the wee man with your lawyers and your accountants...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6734/Villain+of+the+Year+%235</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #6</title>
		<description>Macy Gray - rubbish, overrated and badly dressed. See also At The Drive In, Madonna, Belle and Sebastian, Badly Drawn Boy, and a cast of millions...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking u... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6735/Villain+of+the+Year+%236</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #7</title>
		<description>R&amp;B acts whose videos include sitting in hairdressers and dissing boyfriends - seems a bit specific, but a valued punter suggested it and I like the sound of it. These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6736/Villain+of+the+Year+%237</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #8</title>
		<description>Eminem - not sure why, just felt he should be in this list. He was nominated by many punters, but no-one was exactly sure why they were nominating him.These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and takin... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6737/Villain+of+the+Year+%238</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #9</title>
		<description>Baroness Young - Ooh sneaky website, supposedly a fair vote on whether the age of consent should be equal for everyone, but very misleading. So what did I juste vote for?These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Bo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6738/Villain+of+the+Year+%239</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #10</title>
		<description>Westlife - Just in case they did knock Bob The Builder off the number one slot - as I write this, Bob is a couple of thousand copies ahead...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to Ne... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6739/Villain+of+the+Year+%2310</link>
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		<title>Band of the Year #1</title>
		<description>No explanations or anything, just bands of the year. Partly picked by you the valued punter, partly cobbled together by me and a panel of judges...RadioheadThese results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6740/Band+of+the+Year+%231</link>
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		<title>Band of the Year #2</title>
		<description>No explanations or anything, just bands of the year. Partly picked by you the valued punter, partly cobbled together by me and a panel of judges......And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of DeadThese results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6741/Band+of+the+Year+%232</link>
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