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		<title>RE: you'd have to be very familiar with red dwarf to know what I was on about</title>
		<description>My plan is to wait until it's all over and watch them all back-to-back. Although now that they say it'll run for years, I might watch them all up to the end of the current series now, then take a break.Surely they can't keep it interesting for that l... </description>
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		<category>lost</category>
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		<title>you'd have to be very familiar with red dwarf to know what I was on about</title>
		<description>And who on earth would admit to that?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10238/you%27d+have+to+be+very+familiar+with+red+dwarf+to+know+what+I+was+on+about</link>
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		<title>RE: Lost / Red Dwarf crossover</title>
		<description>How does his inability to swim prove the are in an alternate reality? I haven't watched the show past the first series.....</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10237/RE%3A+Lost+%2F+Red+Dwarf+crossover</link>
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		<title>Lost / Red Dwarf crossover</title>
		<description>Ha, in series one, episode five of Lost apparently Charlie says that he can't swim. This is not a continuity error, this is PROOF that they are not really on an island, they're really in a virtual reality game on board Red Dwarf.A fairly poor episode... </description>
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		<category>reddwarf</category>
		<category>tv</category>
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		<title>Obligatory world cup post</title>
		<description>World cup, a bit of a tense game, we just about got there in the end. There are some bad people out there:An internet company which sold fake World Cup tickets to children may have made more than £60,000 in the scam.Nearly 400 schoolchildren from acr... </description>
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		<category>red dwarf</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>craig charles</category>
		<category>flickr</category>
		<category>picasa</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8593/Obligatory+world+cup+post</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">7993</guid>
		<title>No it was you made the joke about dog milk</title>
		<description>I've never even heard of Red Dwarf, you must be mistaken.The cider is good, very dry and quite strong. I might put in for a regular delivery, at www.realdrink.org... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7993/No+it+was+you+made+the+joke+about+dog+milk</link>
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		<title>RE: Rimmer's task list</title>
		<description>That's just reminded me, did you actually tell some sort of red dwarf joke at the wedding?&lt;br /&gt;I seem to remember pissing myself laughing for ages about dog milk? Hmm strange.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you tried the cider yet? Looks well posh.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7992/RE%3A+Rimmer%27s+task+list</link>
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		<title>Rimmer's task list</title>
		<description>It was a Red Dwarf based gag (you can probably see if you click through, though I don't think you can see my outstanding jobs)... I had a bundle of stuff to do at home, fix the heating, book a holiday, etc, and so instead of just doing these jobs I s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7984/Rimmer%27s+task+list</link>
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		<title>Lonestar Comedy Club</title>
		<description>The next Lone Star Comedy Club takes place at the Lanterns in Folkestone, this Saturday March 18th with HOWARD READ, DAVE LEMKIN, JOE WILKINSON and compere DAN WILLIS.HOWARD READ is an award-winning stand-up comic, writer and animator. His show ‘The ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4802/Lonestar+Comedy+Club</link>
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		<title>robert llewellyn</title>
		<description>Kryten (from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AKMW0/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Red Dwarf&lt;/a&gt;) was enjoying drinks with &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/helen+lederer&quot;&gt;Helen Lederer&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6149/robert+llewellyn</link>
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		<title>Someone from Red Dwarf</title>
		<description>Can't find his name anywhere, but he had ginger hair and he was &quot;a bit mad&quot; in an episode of Red Dwarf, in series 8 we think...... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6109/Someone+from+Red+Dwarf</link>
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		<title>Post holiday blues. And reds</title>
		<description>Man alive it is hot today. Very disappointed to get back to the UK yesterday and find it almost as hot here as it was in Hersonnisos, but pleased to find that it's not been this nice all week... Work email account has retrieved 7000  so far and still... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1446/Post+holiday+blues.+And+reds</link>
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		<title>Prop Store</title>
		<description>Saw an ad for propstore, but won't be buying anything, look at those prices! A grand for a costume from Red Dwarf, not even one that you'd recognise without being told what it was...... </description>
		<category>other</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/724/Prop+Store</link>
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		<title>Travis and Kings of Leon</title>
		<description>As a nice last minute surprise, I went to Alexandra Palace last night to see Kings of Leon and Travis. Fantastic looking building isn't it? And a great view over London. Not my ideal size of room to see bands in though, and while it's great for Carli... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7783/Travis+and+Kings+of+Leon</link>
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		<title>Captain Hollister</title>
		<description>Don't know his real name, but he was the captain on Red Dwarf, and we saw him on the W3 bus heading from Finsbury Park up to Alexandra Palace last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He's quite a big chap and so sensibly opted not to try and squeeze up the stairs.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<title>List of Craigs</title>
		<description>The winner of the Craig Armstrong tickets came up with these:Craig Fairbrass (used to be in Neighbours)Craig Charles (Red Dwarf)Craig McGlochlan (used to be in Neighbours)Craig Dowd (Rugby Player)Larry Craig (US Senator)Craig Johnson (footballer)Crai... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7206/List+of+Craigs</link>
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