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		<title>Touch Wood</title>
		<description>According to popbitch this week, this book is written by an ex pop star. My money's on one of Kajagoogoo:What would inspire a man to give up his job? Lie to his friends? Avoid his parents? Con his girlfriend? And shell out tens of thousands of his ow... </description>
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		<title>More food porn available on flickr now</title>
		<description>Though I doubt you'll be too impressed, being vegan and that.Lyon was great, had to miss a day cos the flight got cancelled, which was annoying, but I did get the card of a lovely lady from Ernst &amp; Young. Now to bring up the courage to email her...... </description>
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		<title>Abi Titmus</title>
		<description>Went on a rare night out pubbing, and saw Abi Titmus in &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2403/The+Charles+Dickens&quot;&gt;The Charles Dickens in Southwark&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She wasn't doing anything even vaguely pornographic.</description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>proxy shmoxy</title>
		<description>er, I guess the point would be if you could break out of the proxy then there woudnt be much point in you ecil sysadmin spending valuable seconds of his life making all your network traffic go through the proxy. he will nodoubt have made you a proxy ... </description>
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		<title>hamster porn</title>
		<description>you heard me: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ag0ny.com/misc-20040513-hamster-porn.php&quot;&gt; hamster porn&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Enviroporn</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.fuckforforest.com/bilder/petraind.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two young Norwegians have set up a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fuckforforest.com&quot;&gt;porn site&lt;/a&gt; to raise money to save some forests or something.</description>
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		<title>enviro-porn!</title>
		<description>this site promises that you can somehow save the rainforest by fucking.not quite sure how it works, couldn't be bothered to read all the words.however, they promise that…... </description>
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		<title>RE: Japanese vending machines are go</title>
		<description>i saw one selling cheeky japanese porn last week, but beer vending machines also exist. the only bad thing - most vending machines shut down after 11 at night.</description>
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		<title>ABSOLUTELY!</title>
		<description>And the current fashion for hairless bodies is all part of the sick and distressing infantilisation of sexuality (and concurrent sexualisation of children) currently at work in all areas of our culture.And that is why 70s PORN is due a comeback!... </description>
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		<title>Two gigs for this week...</title>
		<description>Right, tomorrow night I am off to the 12 bar Club, Denmark Street, Soho, MJ Hibbett is doing a gig of some sort... he's second on supporting someone called Nikki Link. Was he not in Motley Crue? ONLY JOKING &quot;latin rhythms blended with evocative folk/... </description>
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		<title>Meme me me me</title>
		<description>Toaster porn, and Angle Grinder Man... I like that site, and I like the subversiveness, but generally I think I am on the side of the speed camera and the clamp. Also I am liking the idea of heat sensitive paint, though maybe it's a mistake, like the... </description>
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		<title>dexy k</title>
		<description>Saturday 29th March. Rummaging through some boy on boy porn with much delight.</description>
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		<title>Atomic Porn Frenzy</title>
		<description>PopEx was SWAMPED over the weekend with Atomic Kitten and Kerry Katona fans, seeking NAKED PICTURES of her... There are none here, it's not that kind of site, sorry everyone...But if you find some, please let me know, submit them on the Atomic Kitten... </description>
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		<title>Tonight's gig action</title>
		<description>Obviously there is Daphne and Celeste at Camden Palace, it's the 14th birthday of the Feet First club night.If you're well connected you can go to the super secret Millenium Dome shows tonight, featuring Reef and Toploader and three unnamed others (P... </description>
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		<title>Howie</title>
		<description>Aug. 12  at about 1:00am     He was checking out toys and porn with some girl whom I would assume is his girlfriend.  Quite exciting.  A couple of girls saw him and took a picture of him looking through the toys. He wasnt too worried about being seen... </description>
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		<title>Rhys Ifans</title>
		<description>Since other people seem to be mentioning things that happened a year ago... My and my friends had a bit of a beach fire going on with some illegal smokes June last year, and Rhys Ifans joined us for a discussion about Gay Dog Porn on the Internet.  W... </description>
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		<title>AAA-HARRRRRR!!!</title>
		<description>The site is back at last! Thanks for being patient through this troubled 24 hours... In case you missed it, the good ship popEx was hijacked by saucy web pirates who were using it to show the filthiest porn known to humanity - some of it even includi... </description>
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		<title>Telegram Spam</title>
		<description>Just a reminder that there are PRIZES this week, both for best trader, and for best signer-upper, so if you konw anyone who's not playing, hassle them to start playing now! The person who signs up the most new punters wins some STUFF, including CDs f... </description>
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