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Don't turn up, please read

The landowner has not given consent for this event. Both the Police and Council have been informed so please do not waste your money buying tickets.

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Day two. Would Harry please come to the diary room...

Not such a great night's sleep, but apart from that everything going well. He cries like crazy when he's being changed, probably the sudden change of temperature or maybe I'm using the wrong kind of staples on the nappy. He wouldn't sleep in his bask...

A bid on the wardrobe!

That wardrobe is up to �1.20 now! I'm almost as excited as if I was selling it myself!Hope someone did that through my original link...Hmm Firefox has stopped working for me at home. Every click on one of my websites stalls, doesn't load. If I click ...

PLEASE NOTE Seats located on Level 4 (Upper Tier, Upper Bowl) are not recommended for those who have a fear of heights

Was talking to a friend yesterday who was too afraid to stand up when she went to the O2 because her seat was too high up. I'm sure it won't be that bad, I am building it up a bit for comic effect, but crikey. Also: Please note there are planned engi...

Please send me your listings

Thanks to Folkestone Fringe for contributing, please submit your listings here or add your event diret to the calendar here... or email fg@folkestonegerald.com and I'll do the hard work for you.Cheers!...

RE: Yes, please come back :-(

which user(s) was it?? was it dinger? i thought there was at least one person who had systematic control over a very large number of accounts who manipulated the market.

Yes, please come back :-(

I was just giving the benefit of the doubt, as there was only circumstancial evidence of this, and they were being a good punter in all other aspects - different address on every account, different email address, not bouncing my spammy advert mails e...

Please commit crimes between 8am and 8pm only

Murder suspect Stuart Benson tried to give himself up to police at Ashford nick, but it was closed. So says The Currant Bun... in the end he phoned 999, wise choice.

please don't tell me YOU made those?

I bet they arent vegan...

I need to hire a PA, someone please help

No not a secretary type, I need a PA, two decks, two CD players, a mic and a mixer for a party, anyone know where I can get a good deal? Had no joy on a local musicians forum, can anyone reading this help? Need it for a Friday night in August, delive...

gig info - please add to listings

Hi there, Please could you add our gig info to your listings on the website as follows: band: NEROLIvenue: CHAMBERS, Folkestone.date: Thursday 16th June 2005.time: 9.00 pm.Many thanks, Maria...

Doctor Doctor please

I thought Doctor Who was great this week, a trip back in time to 1869 and Charles Dickens, as played by Simon Callow. We went to his one man show a few years back all about Dickens, funny to see that crossing over with the Doctor.www.scifi.com says B...

Please drive-by carefully

That stencil and many other good ones are in this book:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0954170415/clarkeology-21#

Also, the guy who did it's website is this: http://www.banksy.co.uk/

Please drive by carefully in our village

One of the very few things I'll miss about not commuting into work on the 243 bus any more is the graffiti. There are some big works by Banksy and others that you get a fine view of from the Kingsland Road. A reallly simple one just said Please drive...

A bit of 'ush please

Nice evening out at the Cross Keys and then to the Punjab. The combo of Spitfire and curry have given me a touch of wind today, but at least I have finally asked my ushers to Ush for me on the big day. Still got plenty more to do for the wedding, acc...

PLEASE not Ben Elton

There's to be a Smiths musical... this is good news actually, as previously mentioned musicals are my biggest seller on popex.Lordy looks like there are Wedding Present tickets on sale too for next year......

Please feel free to submit them

It's just me doing this site, I can only put up the info I know about. Who's playing what day then? Got any links to more information?

4th September isn't a Sunday, is it?

i would be proper grateful for one please

ive been patronising your sites for many years and have provided you with freebie legal advice about your flat!!!

Who's in with Carling then?

Can you get me into the AC/DC gig, to relaunch the Carling Apollo please?The gig's on Tuesday 21st of October (the day before The Darkness!), but to get tickets you need to visit carlinglive.com on Monday at 9am for a chance of reserving two tickets....

RE: Hiya, please get in touch

Thanks very much for posting up this photo, it is very much appreciated. I have heard from your dad, Barry, and yes - we are related!

Hiya, please get in touch

How bizarre, looks like we might be related... could you send an email to bazzer @ clarkeology.com, he's doing all the research, have you seen the tree we have so far, looks like this is your Grandfather, or his son... Anyway, please get in touch.Thi...

Frankie Machine Winners

Got five winners for the Frankie Machine Competition, each of the following wins a copy of "Francis Albert Machine and Friends", which is much recommended - not just by me, by punters who've paid cash money.Luke Murray, ShropshireHel Murray, Stockpor...

Let's do some good things!

http://www.therainforestsite.com/
http://banhunting.rspca.org.uk/
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/
http://www.thehungersite.com/

I'm feeling quite positive and chirpy today, how long do you reckon that will last?

Would the real best single please stand up?

The man with Stan, Eminem tops our version of ITV's "Single of the Year" poll...Asked to pick from the list of 20 nominations, you've gone for Eminem's "The Real Slim Shady" as top, Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch", and Spiller (featuring Sophie Ell...

Brixton Agony

So Madonna is to play Brixton Academy on the 28th of November, but there are only available to competition winners and guests... I'm expecting the call from Madge any minute now offering me the tickets - I'm wearing my "Who's That Girl" 1986 tour t-s...

A $6 investment can earn you thousands!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't post chain letters here, unless they are as good as this one:This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this lett...

Would the real Frank Butcher please stand up?

Quick, download Eminem vs Frank Butcher before THE MAN deletes it... it's ACE, and just part of a CRAZE that is sweeping the modern interweb of mixing Eminem with other artists... Check the MP3 section of popEx, choose your favourite, vote for it, su...

Britney's support from down under

Continuing the recent Australian theme, we have a story about Sister 2 Sister supporting BRITNEY SPEARS on tour next month... 10th, 11th and 12th of October they're at Wembley Arena, and Friday 13th (ooh!) and Saturday the 14th they're all at Manch...

Second Event, PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE

Booking Changed, Please see confirmed seat details below

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Young Fathers

An all ages show, age 13 - 19, please bring ID.

Rated 7.53/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Month of Music!

"From folk to rock, pop to indie and electronica to jazz, whatever your tastes we want you to come and help us celebrate Quarterhouse's first month!" stay tuned for details. Local bands is my guess, please let me be wrong. Let the Smith reunion begin...

Rated 7.53/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Charity Head Shave

to raise money for Teenage Cancer Trust, Mark Williams the deputy manager at Superdrug, Sandgate Road, Folkestone has agreed to have a complete head shave. The aim is to raise £1,000. Please call into the shop to make donations. 15:00
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Movie Monday

Regular movie event, looks great, see www.moviemonday.co.uk. 8pm, and turn your mobile phones off please.

Rated 7.89/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Exhibition preview - “An Irrepressible Urge to Decorate

decorated pottery by Susan Fields. The Neville Pundole Gallery 52 The Old High Street Folkestone Kent CT20 1RN neville@pundole.co.uk For more information about Sue Fields and her work, please contact: 01797 253911 ...
Rated 3.53/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Lower Deck Music Club

7pm til 10pm. Hosted by Julia Jones featuring local acts Jon Woode and Raphael Mead. �5 on door or �3 with flyer. Hope you can make it. Please spread the word to any music fans and help support local talent....
Rated 5.07/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Agatha Christie's - A Murder is Announced

Performed by the Willington players, in their 60th year!50% parking discount - please speak to the Hazlitt Theatre.� Charity Nights Tuesday - Cancer Research UK� Wednesday - Rotary, Langley Church. 01622 758611�

Rated 7.27/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Electric Gardens Festival

LINEUP: SAT: SUPERGRASS, THE PIPETTES, PLAN B, PULL TIGER TAIL, + MORE TBC SUN: HAPPY MONDAYS, THE RAKES, THE YOUNG KNIVES, THE MACABEES, PATRICK WOLF, JACK PENATE, + MORE TBC Please Note: 10 years and under get in free!

Knotweed Bash, Folkestone Warren

Pulling the invasive Alien - Japanese Knotweed from several areas in Folkestone Warren. Meet 10.15 at the Little Switzerland Cafe, off Wear Bay Road, Folkestone.PLEASE BRING REFRESHMENTS. ...
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Jazz Club

The Jazz Club, Every Thursday at 8pm in Keppels Bar. For more information please contact: The Grand The Leas Folkestone Kent Tel: 01303 222 222 20:00 ...
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Jazz Club

The Jazz Club, Every Thursday at 8pm in Keppels Bar. For more information please contact: The Grand The Leas Folkestone Kent Tel: 01303 222 222 20:00 ...
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Folkestone Duplicate Bridge Club

The Club meets every Monday evening at 7pm for 7:15pm. Visitors are welcome with partners (except 1st Monday in month when there is a club competition). For more information please contact: The Grand The Leas Folkestone ...
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Live Music - The Mercurials

Live Spanish/jazz music from the Mercurials at Tim's Vino & Tapas, 3a West Terrace, Folkestone. o Time: from 8:00pm. o Admission: free - priority seating given to diners. o For further information or to book a table please call 01303 249...

Rated 4.06/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Folk Evening

An evening of Folk Music in Keppel's Bar. For further information please contact Keppels on 01303 222244
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Agatha Christie's - A Murder is Announced

The Fright Site for Halloween

The Spooky Castle and The Vault will be Live for this special evening.� Other attractions on different dates and times.� Please ring for details, or see web site.��. 01474 834758�
Rated 3.57/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Terry Pratchett's "Carpe Jugulum"

Performed by the youth section of FHODS7:30pm. Tickets available in person from Hythe Bookshop, High Street, Hythe and Vine Books, 23 Cheriton Place, Folkestone. To book in advance by phone, please call Tony Cock on 01303 220580 or the box office on...
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Jim Davidson

Please, no!

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Showcase Festival and Open Stage

Times 3pm to 9pm. Please note, there is no bar, I don't know where I got that from...
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Devil Sold His Soul

+ November Coming Fire + Enter Shikari + Her Words Kill + Adler Falling. Please come we are hoping this will be the best yet! First band on stage by 7 with any luck, even if the flyers say 6. It's six quid but totally worth it!
Rated 3.57/10 on Folkestone Gerald