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		<title>Too many fields appear to be blank</title>
		<description>In my ongoing perl / excel investigations, I'm finding that about 5 out of 6 rows appear to have blank info in them, this can't be right can it? Going to learn how to use Data::Dumper so as to investigate the spreadsheets further...... </description>
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		<title>They've appeared on here in the gig listings</title>
		<description>They've played Ashford recently and Cheriton soon. Or is it the other way around? Anyway, have you seen them? Are they any good? Covers bands are much of a muchness I think.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2907/They%27ve+appeared+on+here+in+the+gig+listings</link>
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		<title>A cut in UK interest rates next month now appears likely</title>
		<description>I used to hate stories like this, but these days I owe far more than I have in savings, so this is great news! I shouldn't really have any savings with a mortgage, it's probably more efficient to pay my ISA off my mortgage (zzzzz.... anyone still awa... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3667/A+cut+in+UK+interest+rates+next+month+now+appears+likely</link>
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		<title>josh hartnett</title>
		<description>friday night, was wearing a beanie, looking very nice, all very surreal...only stayed for one pint. lightweight.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5124/josh+hartnett</link>
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		<title>Chris Moyles</title>
		<description>Doing what one would normally do in such an establishment... drinking with Comedy Dave, of course.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5133/Chris+Moyles</link>
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		<title>The main bloke and the girl</title>
		<description>The bloke who is called Per or something simliar, and the girl with the dark hair.&lt;br&gt;A very poor day when they are the biggest stars present...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5272/The+main+bloke+and+the+girl</link>
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		<title>Stuart Pearce</title>
		<description>Psycho was stood behind us watching the Manics on Friday. He's shorter in real life, and younger looking too - but just as imposing.   </description>
		<category>20</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5766/Stuart+Pearce</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears</title>
		<description>Was supposed to be a public signing by the former princess of pop, however too many popettes turned up, so they had to close the store. A simple wander round the back to find the goods entrance, and waiting posse of pap's soon allowed a tantalising g... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5888/Britney+Spears</link>
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		<title>Gigs for tonight...</title>
		<description>OK, it's the first ever Moshi Moshi night tonight, at Spitz, and the chaps from the Moshi Moshi record label play popEx, and sent me some free tickets before, so I could go there... OR, it is Spearmint tonight at Dingwalls, and I LUUUUUUURVE Spearmin... </description>
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		<title>Ever banged your finger in a door?</title>
		<description>OK, lots of people have banged their finger in a door[lost some here, got corrupted or something]you ever done it just as you were going into the bathroom, so you're facing into the mirror EXACTLY as flesh and bone squishes between door and doorframe... </description>
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		<category>dingwalls</category>
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		<title>First of many press releases of the week</title>
		<description>Thursday December 14th is the Club Beer Christmas Party, at Under Solo, Inverness St, Camden...Ian and Angus will be spinning their patented brand of utter shite and nonsense and entertainment will be provided by the Club Beer House Band - Bobby Gill... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6664/First+of+many+press+releases+of+the+week</link>
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		<title>Just in case it's confused anyone</title>
		<description>Here are the top performing shares this week:1.97 Destiny's Child1.71 Broccli Spears1.64 Eminem1.48 Westlife1.48 Backstreet Boys1.02 Sonique0.94 CreedAll those artists sold more / got better chart positions etc than Creed, and they earned higher divi... </description>
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		<category>creed</category>
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		<category>britney spears</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6718/Just+in+case+it%27s+confused+anyone</link>
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		<title>Heart To Heart</title>
		<description>This is Mrs H, she's Goigus...No, not Hart To Hart, but Heart To Heart the book Britney Spears has written with her mum, Lynne Spears... what a smashingly inspirational Mothers Day present it would make! I'm sure you've all been thinking that for a w... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6917/Heart+To+Heart</link>
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		<title>Who's doing a load of instore appearances?</title>
		<description>Yes, it's your favourites and mine, Feeder... They're doing a whistle stop tour of Virgin Megastores. Except in some cities where they don't have one. And they're doing HMV's in Scotchland. Anyway, here's the details:Monday 2nd July, Picadilly Circus... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7037/Who%27s+doing+a+load+of+instore+appearances%3F</link>
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		<title>Bluetones Warmup</title>
		<description>First Bluetones news story on this site EVER? They've been very quiet for a while, but are making festival appearances this summer, and are doing a few warm-up shows in August, in preparation:Edinburgh Liquid Rooms (9th)Glasgow King Tuts (10th)Portsm... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7044/Bluetones+Warmup</link>
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		<title>Britney Spears gets UNDRESSED!</title>
		<description>OK, it's fairly clear from a headline like that that the story is going to be NOTHING to do with Britney getting naked, but it should have been a GRATE and heartwarming story about her giving up her clothes for a charity auction.However, having inves... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7419/Britney+Spears+gets+UNDRESSED!</link>
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		<title>Britney's support from down under</title>
		<description>Continuing the recent Australian theme, we have a story about Sister 2 Sister supporting BRITNEY SPEARS on tour next month... 10th, 11th and 12th of October they're at Wembley Arena, and Friday 13th (ooh!) and Saturday the 14th they're all at   Manch... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7430/Britney%27s+support+from+down+under</link>
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		<title>Pearl Jam save the CD pressing industry</title>
		<description>Never mind Guns n Roses releasing two albums ont he same day, forget Kiss releasing four solo albums all at once, Pearl Jam are going to FILL record stores by releasing TWENTY FIVE ALBUMS AT ONCE!For some bizarre reason they're releasing their entire... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7477/Pearl+Jam+save+the+CD+pressing+industry</link>
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		<title>Em Pee Free</title>
		<description>Pearl Jam debut a new song on the internet for the first time this week (officially that is, not counting the million bootleg MP3s probably out there...The new album &quot;Binaural&quot; is out on May 16th, but the first track &quot;Nothing As It Seems&quot; is availabl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7482/Em+Pee+Free</link>
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		<title>Putting a bit of Gary Glitter into it...</title>
		<description>Just heard about a Ramones Tribute album - We're a Happy Family from the regular KISS newsletter, as KISS feature on it.A surviving Ramone is quoted:Kiss is what I hoped for. They kept what the Ramones were doing, put a little bit of Kiss into it, a ... </description>
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		<category>rhcp</category>
		<category>red hot chili peppers</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7686/Putting+a+bit+of+Gary+Glitter+into+it...</link>
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		<title>Kerrang Awards</title>
		<description>The 10th Annual Kerrang! Awards will be held this year on the 21st August 2003 at a central London location, and if I keep running press releases like this, I'm sure to be invited! This year the event will be hosted by Radio 1 presenters Colin Murray... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7766/Kerrang+Awards</link>
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		<title>live music cultured pearl</title>
		<description>Hi - just to let you know that Cultured Pearl are performing at Crabble Corn Mill, River, Dover - on Sat 23rd August - this is a fund raising event for Crabble Corn Mill Trust.Entry is £2 - there will be a BBQ, Real Ale &amp; local cider available.The tr... </description>
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		<category>barbecue</category>
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		<category>charity</category>
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		<title>Britney Spears is playing the O2!</title>
		<description>Register here on the 02 site, would not have thought there's much chance of getting tickets for this when they come out on the open market...This is hot, even get me in don't have it listed yet, but nme says (and the got it from the sun) that the gig... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11762/Britney+Spears+is+playing+the+O2!</link>
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		<title>Hevy a (damp) success!</title>
		<description>So the first annual Hevy festival came to pass, and I think it was a success! Concerns about the weather and choice of booze inside the arena stopped us heading in too early, so stopped for a couple of drinks on the way. Chambers very quiet as expect... </description>
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		<category>rain</category>
		<category>hevy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12843/Hevy+a+%28damp%29+success!</link>
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		<title>Cultured Pearl at Chambers</title>
		<description>Check out cool acoustic tunes played by Cultured Pearl at the Chambers the first Thursday of every month. Cultured Pearl consist of Paul Brisley (guitar &amp; vocals and Nick Esson (lead guitar). They re work classic tunes by the like of John Martyn, JJ ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12971/Cultured+Pearl+at+Chambers</link>
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		<title>Lost in ten minutes, courtesy of the RSC</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://blogs.thestage.co.uk/tvtoday/2010/02/the-rsc-gets-lost-in-10-minutes/&quot;&gt;Lost in ten minutes&lt;/a&gt;, just saving this for 'ron as I am working through my lunch today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;UPDATE: watched it now, not really very good.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13265/Lost+in+ten+minutes,+courtesy+of+the+RSC</link>
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		<title>Boing</title>
		<description>Spring appears to have sprung! Sunshine for two days in a row, I have turned the central heating off.The flat is still under offer, no progress as yet. I have appointed a solicitor, they have sent / are sending me acres of questionnaire to fill out, ... </description>
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		<category>neighbours</category>
		<category>hip</category>
		<category>home information pack</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13337/Boing</link>
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		<title>My Buffalo Linkstation (NAS) has disappeared from the network</title>
		<description>It's a Buffalo Linksation and had been working fine, I think it just stopped when the xbmc was indexing the music on it. It's jut not available now, doesn't appear as an attached device on the router even though it's plugged in directly. Maybe it got... </description>
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		<category>network</category>
		<category>router</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14137/My+Buffalo+Linkstation+%28NAS%29+has+disappeared+from+the+network</link>
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		<title>Another cracking day today</title>
		<description>Must stop reusing the phrase cracking day, but the weather is looking really good for our four day weekend. Will see if it lasts. Harry is back in good health, as of about tea-time yesterday, he is his usual chirpy cheeky monkeyish self again, which ... </description>
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		<category>scary peary perry</category>
		<category>dubliners</category>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14282/Another+cracking+day+today</link>
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		<title>Every episode of Dangermouse</title>
		<description>30th anniversary box set out now. I wonder how different it is to the 25th anniversary box set...Thanks popbitch.com.... </description>
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		<category>silver anniversary</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14525/Every+episode+of+Dangermouse</link>
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		<title>Eamon</title>
		<description>Genuine spat with his ex-girlfriend? Or a couple of stage school brats put up to it by the label? You decide... Only 17.50 to you squire! He's opening for &lt;strong&gt;Britney Spears&lt;/strong&gt; in the US of States you know...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Eamon-Leas-Cliff-Hall/518.html</link>
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		<title>Scalarama 2</title>
		<description>MJ Hibbett, Jacques, Spearmint, Baxendale and lots of other bands</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Scalarama-2-The-Scala/9338.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in London</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-London-Hammersmith-Odeon/187035.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Brighton</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-Brighton-The-Brighton-Centre/194245.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-in-Newcastle-Upon-Tyne-Newcastle-City-Hall/184871.html</link>
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		<title>Frankie Boyle in Oxford</title>
		<description>Frankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on...</description>
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		<title>Hard Rock Calling 2010 - Stevie Wonder</title>
		<description>Hard Rock Calling 2010 - Stevie Wonder tickets Hard Rock Calling returns with another stunning headliner. Seattle grunge legends, Pearl Jam have been confirmed to headline Hard Rock Calling Festival 2010.Secure yourPearl...</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hard-Rock-Calling-2010-Stevie-Wonder-Hyde-Park/215546.html</link>
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		<title>The Pearl Fishers</title>
		<description>15 - 87</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Pearl-Fishers-London-Coliseum/198626.html</link>
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		<title>Hard Rock Calling Feat. Pearl Jam in London</title>
		<description>88.00</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Hard-Rock-Calling-Feat-Pearl-Jam-in-London-Hyde-Park/204372.html</link>
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