Mal Treece and Miles HuntHalfway through a hard evening's shuffling about to the shambling sounds of North Side and The Soup Dragons at Feet First, I decided that it was that time of the evening when I would at last have to relieve myself. So there I am, standing at the urin... mark little(joe mangle from neighbours)dancing like a nut to the likes of limp bizkit and korn. giving wanker signs to folk not dancing. being daft. on monday 16th october, between 11pm and 2am. Will SelfLast night standing outside the Theatre, guess he was watching Derren Brown there like I was...he so clever!Cocks go in Feet FirstEveryone's favourite gypsy hardcore nutters get to ACTUALLY be on the guestlist of Feet First at Camden Palace next week, rather than just trying it on by pretending to be other more famous bands...See them PLAY next Tuesday, 28th of November, it is ... Pistols Play the Palace!The Sex Pistols are playing a huge show at Crystal Palace to celebrate my birthday on the 27th of July, get tickets here now... I can't, as I'm going to a mate's wedding that day, but you go, enjoy yourselves... The Cure and Neil Diamond are also put... Tonight's gig actionObviously there is Daphne and Celeste at Camden Palace, it's the 14th birthday of the Feet First club night.If you're well connected you can go to the super secret Millenium Dome shows tonight, featuring Reef and Toploader and three unnamed others (P... Daphne And Celeste> Ooh, stick you! It got to about 10pm, and I > decided I was too tired, so we went home... > was it good?GOOD? it was like the Pistols mate. highlights included:- a NEW SONG that sounds like Benny Goodman karaoke.- a moshpit- VILENCE including water... Johnny VegasSat behind us at <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;mode=blended&amp;keyword=spamalot" title="Amazon: Spamalot">Spamalot</a>, yesterday, wearing a baseball hat.Tim CurryBit of a cheat, at the stage door of the Palace Theatre. And on stage, obviously.Sigur Ros play Alexandra PalaceSigur Ros are playing Ally Pally get tickets here, though they don't go on sale until the morning.Trying to get tickets for Justin Hawkins new band Hot Leg's gig at the Proud Galleries right now too, but my bank account is messing about and declining... Lazy day todayGoing to the library this morning, then - gasp - not lunching in Canterbury, and staying locally this afternoon too. We were meant to have visitors today but we unfortunately had to put them off... there is a strange sort of calm in the air, like som... Gurkha palace RULESGlad we went there last night, very nice meal indeed. Can't believe in all the time we've lived here I've not been before, as it's so close. It's Nepalese, but will all the Gurkha news recently you probably knew that was where the Gurkhas come from. ... Emergency trip to hospital!No, not us, of course, still no sign of the baby yet, but poor bro-in-law. Accident at work and has lost the tip of his finger, blee! Sister is threatening to show me video footage of the finger, after it was squished like a tomato but before the hos... Due daySo, baby is due today. No sign of movement so far though, we're going to have a bit of a walk around Sellindge Steam Fair in a minute, see if that sets things in motion.Splendid meal in the Gurkha Palace last night, must remember to book next time th... Saxon, at Southampton Joinersreally? So why are the tickets £7 there and £17.50 everywhere else? Is it just because Anvil are not playing? I see they're playing together at Koko, I predict a terribly ironic crowd there.Australian Pink Floyd in Basingstoke03/04/12 &pound;109.95 T... Bong!Clare is at the Houses of Parliament today and going on a tour of the inside of Big Ben, cool.I am working hard on tweaks and snags for the first phase of this big project I've been working on for months. We're handing it over to the boss on Wednesda... Best western victoria palaceWe are there, or rather in an "annexe" nearby. Our room is not good, very small. I will photo when I can take the phone off charge.RE: Best western victoria palaceWas this where you went to prepare for Judgement Day?A Suede holidaySo two nights at Suede, and the best part of two days in London surrounding it, what a rare treat! Clare left Harry with her mum and dad and came to meet me at work Thursday lunchtime. We left the car at work and started our adventure from Westenhang... 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