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		<title>Hiya, please get in touch</title>
		<description>How bizarre, looks like we might be related... could you send an email to bazzer @ clarkeology.com, he's doing all the research, have you seen the tree we have so far, looks like this is your Grandfather, or his son... Anyway, please get in touch.Thi... </description>
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		<title>RE: Hiya, please get in touch</title>
		<description>Thanks very much for posting up this photo, it is very much appreciated.  I have heard from your dad, Barry, and yes - we are related!  </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/102/RE:+Hiya,+please+get+in+touch</link>
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		<title>Ooh ah, touch my bum</title>
		<description>I knew there was a recruitment fair at The Leas Cliff Hall last week, but no-one told me there would be VIP guests. Apparently they asked all the other local celebs (Vic Reeves, Lily Savage, Dot Cotton, seem to have missed me) if they could come and ... </description>
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		<title>getting in touch</title>
		<description>richard please, please, please get in touch with me and my children james and jeremy and my husband john because i have been trying to get in touch with you for ages you if this is you,you have had a car accident please call 020 8998 7951 you used to... </description>
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		<title>Good to be back in touch mate!</title>
		<description>Did we see Jonathon King? </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4118/Good+to+be+back+in+touch+mate!</link>
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		<title>Sergeant Boyden from The Bill</title>
		<description>Drinking Guinness, and talking like an ac-tor. He was also very touchy-feely with a woman who had a bad perm.&lt;br /&gt;Seemed like a nice enough bloke though.&lt;br /&gt;Sean Hughes' local boozer too..... he's often in there, with a gang of groupies...</description>
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		<title>Michael Greco - Beppe from EastEnders</title>
		<description>Sunday night, about 9.30-10pm. He was standing at the bar with another bloke, drinking something unidentifiable out of a bottle. Very handsome too... (Beppe, not the other bloke or the bottle).P.S Going to see Alfie tonight, saw I Am Kloot last week,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/5182/Michael+Greco+-+Beppe+from+EastEnders</link>
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		<title>Andy Serkis (Gollum)</title>
		<description>On Friday night, I crossed infront of his car.</description>
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		<title>Neil Morrisey</title>
		<description>Friday about 6.30pm, wearing a white t.shirt and looking unkept, sitting in the window of the Kings Head pub, drinking and laughing.</description>
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		<title>Grant Feeder Singer</title>
		<description>On Saturday going into Woolworths</description>
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		<title>Bernard Butler</title>
		<description>Sunday.  Wearing jeans, a green t.shirt a cap and shades, walking with his little boy along Crouch End Broadway.</description>
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		<title>Martin Freeman</title>
		<description>2 weeks ago was getting a few odds and sods from the local M&amp;S when Martin Freeman was in front of me in the queue. He's quite short and has a big dumb face.</description>
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		<title>Bernard Butler</title>
		<description>Saw him this morning on the way to the bus stop.  he'd just come out of Budgens and was carrying shopping and a bunch of flowers.</description>
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		<title>Woman from Brasseye - The reporter one</title>
		<description>The reporter woman in the sex episode &quot;stop being gay with your men&quot;&lt;br /&gt;On the W7 bus, she got off at Finsbury Pk tube and was wearing sunglasses.  Saw her last week.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6059/Woman+from+Brasseye+-+The+reporter+one</link>
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		<title>EastEnders Minty</title>
		<description>Drinking beer with a group of friends.  he's always in there if you're a fan?!</description>
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		<title>Les Dennis</title>
		<description>On Sunday sitting in the window of the Kings Head pub with his crew eating lunch.</description>
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		<title>Tina Hobley (Holby City ex Corrie)</title>
		<description>Yesterday. Getting out of her jeep type thing, carrying her daughter who was dressed as some kind of fairy.  Went into the 24hr budgens and got the daughter a slush puppy</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<title>Hannah Speritt (ex S Clubber)</title>
		<description>Walking down middle lane</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6100/Hannah+Speritt+%28ex+S+Clubber%29</link>
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		<title>Stephen Gately</title>
		<description>Eating in Pick More Daisies with a male.  Wearing a white shirt unbuttoned to the chest, looking a bit gay.</description>
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		<title>Gillian Kearney (actress)</title>
		<description>Seen her out and about a few times mostly sitting in the internet cafe, but without the cafe bit...but just found out her name.  She was in Brookside she played Debbie Mcgrath one of the Grant's girlfriends and was in Shirley Valentine.</description>
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		<title>Philip Sallon</title>
		<description>Met him there last night, he was cool.  He was wearing a strange robe.  What confused me was that he was waiting &quot;for his good friend Russell Brand&quot;  *ugh*</description>
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		<title>Russell Brand</title>
		<description>Saw him in reception.  The man is SUCH an idiot, and how much of a shit presenter is he, it's embarrassing!</description>
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		<title>robert llewellyn</title>
		<description>Kryten (from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AKMW0/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Red Dwarf&lt;/a&gt;) was enjoying drinks with &lt;strong&gt;Helen Lederer&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6149/robert+llewellyn</link>
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		<title>Narinda - Big Brother</title>
		<description>she was in there last night, seemed very nice </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6150/Narinda+-+Big+Brother</link>
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		<title>Rolf Harris</title>
		<description>The didgeridoo god himself in an art shop where he has some of his art work on sale, opposite M&amp;S</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6152/Rolf+Harris</link>
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		<title>Bernard Butler</title>
		<description>Yesterday, wearing a stripey t.shirt and baseball cap saying &quot;c'mon&quot; to his cute little boy who was in a stripey t.shirt and on a silver scooter.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6166/Bernard+Butler</link>
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		<title>Paul Tomkinson?</title>
		<description>Think that's his name, or Tomlinson, TV presenter / comedian from Manchester.  This morning walking up Crouch Hill, look like he just fell out of bed carrying some groceries.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6195/Paul+Tomkinson%3F</link>
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		<title>Ouch!</title>
		<description>Bit my lip this morning eating my breakfast in a hurry, drew blood and everything, and also the work I did at the weekend fixing my xml namespaces in jquery doesn't work now I've transferred it to work...Great weekend though, did our usual lunch at W... </description>
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		<title>RE: Ouch!</title>
		<description>ha! Oddly I saw this post appear in the latest podcasts bit on the front of podcast.com &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pesky! :) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10459/RE:+Ouch!</link>
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		<title>RE: Ouch!</title>
		<description>Is Children of Men any good? I wanted to watch it the other night but got out voted due to the poor reviews.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10462/RE:+Ouch!</link>
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		<title>Spencer Davis Group</title>
		<description>Keep on running... Were you there? Get in touch</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Spencer-Davis-Group-Toft-s/383.html</link>
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		<title>GRAND CANAL GIFT VOUCHER</title>
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			<geo:long>-6.2522</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/GRAND-CANAL-GIFT-VOUCHER-Grand-Canal-Theatre/218620.html</link>
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		<title>Jimmy Smith Presents The Hollies - The Midas Touch Tour</title>
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			<geo:long>-3.4293</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Jimmy-Smith-Presents-The-Hollies-The-Midas-Touch-Tour-Perth-Concert-Hall/215946.html</link>
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		<title>Scaramouche Jones</title>
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			<geo:long>-1.3642</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Scaramouche-Jones-Swan-Theatre/219978.html</link>
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		<title>Andrae Crouch</title>
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			<geo:long>-6.3307</geo:long>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Andrae-Crouch-National-Basketball-Arena/216982.html</link>
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		<title>Nae Limits Gift Vouchers</title>
		<description>55 - 110</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Nae-Limits-Gift-Vouchers-Nae-Limits-Adventure-Centre/180992.html</link>
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		<title>Samantha Fox: The Touch Me Again Tour</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Samantha-Fox-The-Touch-Me-Again-Tour-The-Ironworks/214956.html</link>
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		<title>99 Club Voucher, Valid from 30 dec 2009 - 30 dec 2010</title>
		<description>15.00</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/99-Club-Voucher-Valid-from-30-dec-2009-30-dec-2010-Storm-London/210701.html</link>
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		<title>Ticketmaster Gift Vouchers - Euro</title>
			<geo:lat>53.3470</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ticketmaster-Gift-Vouchers-Euro-Ticketmaster-Gift-Vouchers-IE/211056.html</link>
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		<title>REGENT'S PARK CATALOGUE VOUCHER</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/REGENT-S-PARK-CATALOGUE-VOUCHER-The-Old-Vic/118298.html</link>
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		<title>Frog and Frigate Reunion</title>
		<description>Derek is back! When I say reunion I mean people who used to go there in the late '80s. Hmm actually I'm still in touch with all those people. Well maybe see you there... 10pm - 3am</description>
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		<category>drinking</category>
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		<title>Ticketmaster Gift Vouchers - Northern Ireland Sterling</title>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Ticketmaster-Gift-Vouchers-Northern-Ireland-Sterling-Ticketmaster-Gift-Vouchers-NI/211046.html</link>
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		<title>The Bubble Club Presents - Manouche</title>
		<description>Electrified Gypsy Swing For The Dancefloor Generation. Doors 7pm &amp;pound;12 &amp;pound;10 Conc.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/The-Bubble-Club-Presents-Manouche-The-Horsebridge-Centre/241010.html</link>
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		<title>joanna jones - a matter of touch</title>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Red Hot Plums (ouch</title>
		<description>Local Covers Band. 8pm Free</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Red-Hot-Plums-ouch-/244289.html</link>
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