A sizzling episode that dispatches several story arcs, and a couple of characters, but it's the glimpse of Wisteria Lane five years into the future that tantalises most.
Belarus v England is live on Setanta Sports 1 from 6:30pm - and BBC Radio Five Live from 7:00pm - or you can see highlights on ITV1 at 10:35pm. Also: Northern Ireland v San Marino (7:30pm, Sky Sports 3) and Germany v Wales (7:30pm, BBC3, BBC2 Wales).
"Blind" cricket, transvestites, dancing policemen and a gang of eunuchs demanding money with menaces - all are on Merton's itinerary this week as he tours Punjab and Rajasthan.
The ethereal Nikki (Emilia Fox) is embroiled in terrorist activities - or rather investigating the bloody aftermath of a police raid on an alleged terrorist cell.
He's in London - and if you've used the capital's transport system you're wondering if this will be a crossover episode with Griff's anger management series. But he's cheery and winningly informative.
Stylish, mesmerising time-travel thriller starring a believably anguished and weary Bruce Willis in a post-apocalyptic world. Brad Pitt is nicely twitchy as a mental patient.