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		<title>If you google for Kaddy Lee-Preston</title>
		<description>You are instantly served up a picture of me, lovely... That's my all time most popular picture on Flickr, just browsing my stats. Here's the rest of the top ten, with their number of views. Kaddy Lee-Preston and me (4,578)music quiz*  (3,106)Jellyfis... </description>
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		<title>The Tales of Beedle the Bard</title>
		<description>Amazon bought this book for something like two million pounds in a charity auction. And now they're releasing it so you can enjoy it too.Available December 4th 2008.... </description>
		<category>jk rowling</category>
		<category>harry potter</category>
		<category>amazon</category>
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		<title>Quiet few days</title>
		<description>Had a lovely weekend, disastrous in terms of house hunting, but great in every other ways. We didn't get to see any houses this weekend, there don't seem to be any on the market really that fit our requirements. We saw a couple of new houses online t... </description>
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		<category>tesco</category>
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		<title>Cute otter</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://cuteotters.com/uploads/Baby_Otter_12a.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From &lt;a href=&quot;http://cuteotters.com&quot;&gt;cuteotters.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Weekend train fun</title>
		<description>Planning a little trip to Winchester tomorrow evening, to catch up with old friends and have a curry and a few drinks. Staying over, so no worries about trying to get back here, and then meeting Clare in London the next morning for shopping and thing... </description>
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		<title>Lottery winner dumps sinner</title>
		<description>A HOODIE dad who won £700,000 on the Lottery has split from his girlfriend — after he caught her in bed with his COUSIN.It's our Folkestone soap opera. At the time of writing there are no plans to confiscate their money and hand it over to me as far ... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone lottery winners!</title>
		<description>Lordy, not me unfortunately. Lots of details here in Kent News, though it was also on the BBC. Kelly Lucas and Ollie Kennedy are the names, if you want to tap them for a drink!... </description>
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		<title>Hot weekend</title>
		<description>Had a good week, lots going on at work, including the aforementioned rowing trip and picnic meeting in Hythe, very nice, then also a Harry Potter themed barbecue at work (I'm still plodding through the audiobook, don't tell me how it ends), and a pub... </description>
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		<title>What a rotter</title>
		<description>I missed most of the Girl with a one track mind sex blog stuff, I'm too lazy to read all but the tiniest circle of other weblogs (which I link to over there --&gt;) but this Nicholas Hellen sounds a bit unpleasant.Thanks to Last Bus Home and other membe... </description>
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		<title>Chops!</title>
		<description>Started the weekend with a super rarity, drinks in Farringdon. Been trying to meet up with a couple of the Fareham boys who are commuters too and work in the area, and this week no-one had a good excuse not to do it, so it's all on - To The Eagle. It... </description>
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		<title>Got the first Darkness EP?</title>
		<description>They have gone for decent amounts of money before, here's one just listed, good luck. Ah, here's the perfect accompaniment to the t-shirt I already have too...On to the blog, great weekend. Friday saw a visit from Emma and a rare trip to Chambers. Ve... </description>
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		<title>Otters</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popbitch.com&quot;&gt;www.popbitch.com&lt;/a&gt; linked to my &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/tags/otters/&quot;&gt;pictures of otters&lt;/a&gt; in today's mailout...</description>
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		<title>Tungsten and Spotter Score</title>
		<description>Pauly... yeah but the acid/tungsten/supretazene combination makes them see-through and ball-resistant! It's all very hi-tech chemistry... just trust me.Mnmnmnmnmn... I reckon a 5 is a bit steep seeing as only us footy nutters know who he is. I'd say ... </description>
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		<title>RE: Otterly fantastic</title>
		<description>animalpuntastic! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh yes yes yes yes yes I was weasily impressed</description>
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		<title>Otterly fantastic</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.cafeshops.com/petwebsite/209278&quot;&gt;but then I am weaselly impressed&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<title>Sean Connery and Alan Rickman [and Robert Lindsay]</title>
		<description>Leaving a production of 'Power' [after it had finished], which starred Robert Lindsay [from 'My Family' on TV]</description>
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		<title>Crimea on tour</title>
		<description>The mighty Crimea are on tour supporting their debut single &quot;Lottery Winners on Acid&quot; (in shops now) as follows...Cardiff Barfly (Sat 23 Nov)Reading Hexagon (Sun 24 Nov)Glasgow Barfly (Thu 28 Nov)Birmingham Academy (Fri 29 Nov)Liverpool Barfly (Sat 3... </description>
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		<title>All of JJ72</title>
		<description>14th april 2001: JJ72 did an own show in the Nighttown in Rotterdam. Next to the Nighttown is the Nighttown café, where most bands eat before playing the show. So we waited there from about 6 o'clock, and around 7 o'clock JJ72 came in with their crew... </description>
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		<title>The Harlem Globetrotters</title>
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		<title>Feyenoord v SC Heerenveen in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Feyenoord v SC Heerenveen tickets for 02/05/2010</description>
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		<title>Feyenoord v Sparta in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Feyenoord v Sparta tickets for 14/04/2010</description>
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		<title>Grand National Meeting in Liverpool</title>
		<description>The Martell Grand National is one of the most celebrated, exciting and magical horse races in the world. Lottery became the first winner of The...</description>
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		<title>Grand National Meeting in Liverpool</title>
		<description>The Martell Grand National is one of the most celebrated, exciting and magical horse races in the world. Lottery became the first winner of The...</description>
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		<title>Grand National Meeting in Liverpool</title>
		<description>The Martell Grand National is one of the most celebrated, exciting and magical horse races in the world. Lottery became the first winner of The...</description>
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		<title>Feyenoord v NAC Breda in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Feyenoord v NAC Breda tickets for 04/04/2010</description>
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		<title>Feyenoord v Vitesse in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Feyenoord v Vitesse tickets for 20/03/2010</description>
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		<title>Feyenoord v Heracles in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Feyenoord v Heracles tickets for 14/03/2010</description>
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		<title>Tokio Hotel in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>{%Tag1%} TicketsTokyo Hotel is the German music phenomenon of the decade. Bury your ideas of what a German rock act looks like ? Tokyo Hotel...</description>
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		<title>Feyenoord v ADO Den Haag in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Feyenoord v ADO Den Haag tickets for 21/02/2010</description>
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		<title>Golden Earring in Rotterdam, Netherlands</title>
		<description>Formed: 1964Style: Rock / Pop/Rock?Check out: &quot;Radar Love&quot; &quot;Twilight Zone&quot; &quot;When the Lady Smiles&quot; Golden Earring TicketsGET ME IN! is part of Ticketmaster, the world?s largest...</description>
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		<title>Exhibition of Chelsea Pottery (1952-1997</title>
		<description>a selling exhibition of figures, bowls &amp; vases by various artists.  The Neville Pundole Gallery, 52 The Old High Street, Folkestone CT20 1RN.  T:01303-223029    		 		 		 		 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Exhibition-of-Chelsea-Pottery-1952-1997-The-Neville-Pundole-Gallery/33060.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Exhibition preview - â€œAn Irrepressible Urge to Decorate</title>
		<description>decorated pottery by Susan Fields.      The Neville Pundole Gallery    52 The Old High Street  Folkestone  Kent   CT20 1RN                    neville@pundole.co.uk  For more information about Sue Fields and her work, please contact: 01797 253911     ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/gig/Exhibition-preview-An-Irrepressible-Urge-to-Decorate-The-Neville-Pundole-Gallery/31842.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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