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		<title>Lone Star Comedy, now with added German standup</title>
		<description>The line up consists of Henning Wehn, Liam Mullone, Jim Smallman and a newcomer’s act.Henning Wehn is the German Comedy Ambassador to the UK.   He calmly and clinically debunks the idea that Germans do not have a sense of humour.Henning does this by ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11755/Lone+Star+Comedy%2C+now+with+added+German+standup&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<title>Tracey Emin will be scattering childrens clothes around our town</title>
		<description>Read more about the Folkestone triennial, sounds interesting... Always good to get a mention in the press, even if they do highlight how run down Folkestone has been recently. Also, who is the ex Iron Maidener who lives in the town? Aha, wikipedia sa...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10524/Tracey+Emin+will+be+scattering+childrens+clothes+around+our+town&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Tracey Emin will be scattering childrens clothes around our town&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10524/Tracey+Emin+will+be+scattering+childrens+clothes+around+our+town&quot;&gt;Rated 4.73/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>The Gay Train</title>
		<description>New video of a song by my friends MJ Hibbett and the Validatorsvideo is by Rob Manuel, of b3ta fame.All stop watching it, so it streams more smoothly for me... More Hibbett updates, courtesy of his newsletter:ITEM! After months of hard work (honest!)... </description>
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		<title>Lord of the Rings - The Musical</title>
		<description>Doh, there will be no London opening for a forthcoming musical of JRR Tolkein's (that's who wrote it, did you know that?) Lord Of The Rings, reports The Guardian and many others... This will be the most expensive musical ever made, and there's not a ... </description>
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		<title>Another restaurant we can't go back to</title>
		<description>Quite a positive and constructive weekend, not as much pubbing as usual. Got a new washing machine delivered, (thankyou very much Dean and Dom for carrying it up the stairs) and done some washing in it. Also got the fireplace sorted, got the quote fo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2148/Another+restaurant+we+can%27t+go+back+to&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Doh!</title>
		<description>We just wasted ten of your earth pounds for a set of PC speakers so we can listen to the IPOD in the new flat, when for only $200 I could have got one of these... It looks ace, and the sound quality must be better, and I think I need it, but at a ten... </description>
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		<description>MJ Hibbett is doing his first gig of the year at the 12 Bar Club, that's Denmark Street isn't it? Onstage 9pm, 26th Feb at the monthly Hieronymous Bisch Bosch night... seeya there.Last night's Valentine's pub crawl was very nice, we started off at th... </description>
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		<title>All Welsh, All Safe</title>
		<description>Tracksuited rappers Goldie Lookin' Chain have put together an all-Welsh line-up for their upcoming hometown gig at Newport's NCLA. The GLC crew, who also play gigs with The Streets and The Darkness during February, have asked Barry rockers My Red Cel... </description>
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		<title>Suede onstage at 7.30pm</title>
		<description>Suede are onstage very early indeed, as suspected, so as to clear everyone out in time for the club... Word according to popbitch is that Neil Codling will be in the building, but undecided as to whether he's performing or not... WHO CARES, what abou... </description>
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		<title>AC/DC Competition!</title>
		<description>To celebrate the re-launch of the Carling Apollo Hammersmith as one of London's largest live music venues, AC/DC will be playing an extremely rare and exclusive gig on Tuesday 21st October 2003.For one night only, Carling will be bringing Angus Young... </description>
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		<title>PopEx and gig tickets and that</title>
		<description>I might get a WHUPPING from Big Brother for promoting a rival venue, but just got a emergency release to say Miss Black America are playing tonight at the water rats with Blofield and The Perishers... It's a fiver and MBA are onstage at 10pm.Check ou... </description>
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		<title>Weekend of ROCK!</title>
		<description>Saturday 6th October sees a bit of a fundraiser / mood cheerer for the Uncle Bob's team. After last month's club night, founder Billy Reeves and a friend were involved in an horrific car smash involving &quot;joy&quot; riders being chased by a police car - the... </description>
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		<title>Exclusive  Acoustic Performance</title>
		<description>Badly Drawn Boy are / is doign a live acoustic performance tomorrow night (Thursday 17th May) at popscene! Damon Gough himself will be onstage at 10.45.Tickets are eight dollars for under 21s and five dollars if you're 21 or over... Dollars? Oh didn'... </description>
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		<title>Tonight's Dancing Action</title>
		<description>If you're in London tonight, don't miss Frankie Machine upstairs at Highbury Garage tonight... &quot;Leicester's answer to Nick Drake&quot; they're calling him, which I think is worth repeating as often as possible. He's supporting The Warm Jets, doing their f... </description>
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		<title>John Kennedy</title>
		<description>He was onstage presenting &quot;Interpol&quot;, some American band, last night, 19th April...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The gig is going out on XFM at some point this week.</description>
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		<title>Noel and Liam Gallagher</title>
		<description>Liam in a poncey furry white coat, and Noel in a sensible red shirt. And then Noel got up onstage to play Oh Well (that Fleetwood Mac one that doesn't have many words, but lots of solos) with the Crowes. Rawk.</description>
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		<title>Yumi Yumi</title>
		<description>Yumi Yumi are playing tonight at the Barfly, Chalk Farm Road, That London, and they come highly recommended.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're onstage at 10pm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More info: www.yumiyumi.net</description>
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		<title>Madonna Schmadonna</title>
		<description>If you're not going to Madonna at Brixton Academy tonight, and you want some real music action, then get to Camden Palace tonight to see the fantastic Fighting Cocks play at Feet First.The band are onstage midnight, so you could possibly still make i... </description>
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		<title>Hooverdam RIP</title>
		<description>If you were wondering where your Hooverdam shares went, wonder no more... the band have changed their name to Captain Soul and signed to Poptones in one go...As you know, Poptones is Alan McGee's label, and is backed by no less than THE QUEEN, so exp... </description>
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		<title>Jacques @ Scalarama</title>
		<description>Although I wasn't impressed with Jacques' performance at Scalarama - why have basically the only other member of Jack onstage, and not play as Jack? What sort of twisted power games are going on here?Here's what Caleb has to say:The most rocky set I'... </description>
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		<title>Where did all the ladies go?</title>
		<description>OK, I may have had a shandy or two over the weekend, but I'm POSITIVE I didn't hallucinate The Fighting Cocks onstage at Bob's... There were THREE lasses in the band before, Kinky, Cha Cha and Princess Molly,, but we were faced with an ENTIRELY DIFFE... </description>
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		<title>Axl - BACK!</title>
		<description>Rolling Stone reports that Axl Rose is back in the arena of ROCK, after appearing onstage with former Gunner Gilby Clarke at the Cat Club on Sunset Strip...&quot;Shockingly&quot; Axl sang two Rolling Stones covers, who'd have thought it, G'N'R (the band that m... </description>
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		<title>Famous for 15k</title>
		<description>Your next chance to be part of Baxendale's &quot;Famous for 15k&quot; gallery is tomorrow night, Wednesday 26th of July...They're playing Kings Cross Water Rats and are onstage at 10pm.They'll be snapping, you'll be gurning. Look forward to the results...... </description>
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		<title>Glastonbury: BLUDDY GRATE</title>
		<description>That was an ace weekender, highlight for me was definitely the BLOODHOUND GANG, with their bonkers onstage antics... also a bit top was Dame David Bowie, Pet Shop Boys, Travis (somebody shoot me), and the Bloodhound Gang again, in case you forgot.Now... </description>
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		<title>12 Bar Club</title>
		<description>MJ Hibbett is doing his first gig of the year at the 12 Bar Club, that's Denmark Street isn't it? Onstage 9pm, 26th Feb at the monthly Hieronymous Bisch Bosch night... seeya there.Last night's Valentine's pub crawl was very nice, we st... </description>
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